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[–]hopelesscanaryFDS Newbie 339 points340 points341 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
By kingdom he means his slum
[–]TheHayleStorm204FDS Newbie 131 points132 points133 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He thinks he’s a lord. Just doesn’t realize he’s a slumlord.
[–]namasdatingFDS Newbie 29 points30 points31 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
heeehee slumlord
[–]Equal-Ear2312FDS Apprentice 16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Caretaker bangmaid. If he only needs one person to take care of his kingdom, then it's a very small one. 🦐💩🤡🏚️
[–]daglowupFDS Disciple 48 points49 points50 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I choked on my tea.
[–]TigreImpossibileFDS Apprentice 12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
His nest! 😂
[–]greenbagmariaFDS Newbie 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m dead lol ☠️
[–]VervibesFDS Newbie 248 points249 points250 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The fact that he “nEeDs” a woman in general just shows how “self-improved and self-sufficient” he really is. On top of that, “nEeDinG” a young woman. This isn’t online shopping where you can treat women as objects and filter out the results to your specifications. Men like that are such a waste of oxygen and resources lmao
[–]pretty_killFDS Apprentice 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Omg this! Men need us, and older women (read: women his age) won't put up with his shit, so he has to find a younger one to groom to do all the shit he can't do.
Hire a maid and a cook, and be done with it, if your "kingdom" is really doing all that great! (doubtful)
Meanwhile, we're trying to teach our younger generation of women (and the older ones who haven't learned) that you don't need a man. All women can be perfectly self-sufficient and take care of their own without a man. It's the men who need us to take care of their shit!
[–]YVGNYFDS Newbie 204 points205 points206 points 5 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
LOL
He gives me mlm forex trader vibes who spends all day posting memes on IG about the HuStLe and gRiNd (while he's unemployed and addicted to p+rn)
[–]frostedgemstoneFDS Newbie 110 points111 points112 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Hustle culture is so cringe 😭
[–]YVGNYFDS Newbie 49 points50 points51 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It also goes hand in hand with being a misogynist. I've yet to come across a HuStLebro who isn't 100% Redp*lled
[–]frostedgemstoneFDS Newbie 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hustlebros are truly delusional, they also think abstaining from buying a Starbucks coffee will turn them into a multi millionaire. We could keep going with how many false beliefs they hold 🤣
[–]Equal-Ear2312FDS Apprentice 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Full of dudes who sold their parents' heirlooms so they could trade. 🤡
[–]Lemon_bars_addictionFDS Disciple 30 points31 points32 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The accuracy
[–]HottPinkSlugFDS Newbie 12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That color suit is a red flag
[–]cat_lioFDS Newbie 159 points160 points161 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Not that I'm looking for young men, I prefer someone with the same life experience as me, cause you know...I'm not a predator. But whenever they start explaining why they are creeping on young women, I don't argue (no point) with them, I cut them short and say :
"Yeah...I prefer young men. They're in good shape, good quality sperm, have more energy and a dick that works."
They struggle to prove me wrong without admitting that it's indeed creepy.
[–]laffytaggyFDS Newbie 54 points55 points56 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I started doing this too lol. I am mid 30s so its true, men my age/older are hopeless. Men don’t react very happily
[–]LadyL1234FDS Newbie 94 points95 points96 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Let me guess, crypto entrepreneur that has a drop shipping side hustle and sells Amway?
[–]AcadiaLeather5071Ruthless Strategist 26 points27 points28 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Sounds like a guy I used to know ☠️
[–]LadyL1234FDS Newbie 29 points30 points31 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They are all over the place and follow every faux rich motivational YouTuber guru also.
[–]caffeine_inmyveinsFDS Newbie 53 points54 points55 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He's saying he is old and can't work in a normal job, also expects a young woman in her early 20s, the age where she should be furthering her education/starting a career/exploring who she is, but instead take care of his shady online business and do his household chores while he slacks off.
Sounds like a great offer!
[–]pickmieshaexorcistFDS Disciple 25 points26 points27 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I got this too, he wants some young thing, not only for all the usual creepy reasons, but so she can do uncompensated labor for his business. Young people in general are very easy to exploit, employment-wise, as they often don’t know their rights and haven’t developed the confidence to stand up for themselves like an older person.
[–]notthatkindofdoctorbFDS Newbie 39 points40 points41 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And only women so young would have any chance of being fooled by that "kingdom" nonsense.
[–]thinktwiceorelseFDS Newbie 27 points28 points29 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Embarassing.
[–]McccyFDS Disciple 52 points53 points54 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
RuN My kInDOm
Aka: I think I'm too smart and important to work a normal 9-5 job like a normal person, so I'll start my own 'bussiness' in hopes I'll be a millionaire.
[–]ecloFDS Newbie 27 points28 points29 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Reality - sold a few things on eBay but am actually on the dole.
[–]myoklifeFDS Newbie 16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is actual people I know, full stop. Selling hoarded toilet paper at a markup and shit calling it a business or hustle
Also people flipping sneakers. It's scalping. I get it can be lucrative but gosh do something else with your time, no one wants to hear about how excited you are to buy some new shoes and then sell them
[–]usidjelica 49 points50 points51 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The way scrotes will openly brag about grooming poor teen girls is disgusting.
[–]Mediocre_PrincipleFDS Newbie 13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh I started an absolute shit storm with my comment on this post 😂😂
[–]Peak_TreeFDS Newbie 13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Life pro tip: treat any man that wants you ( or women in general) to marry before 25 as a walking red flag. bonus points if he thinks men are too young to marry at those ages, then you must run for the hills.
[–]modernmedusaaRuthless Strategist 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤣🤣🤣
[–]ferociouslycuriousFDS Newbie 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women his age already have their own kingdoms, and don’t want him trashing them.
[–]the-worst-FDS Newbie 12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Dude what "kingdom" could be run by someone young and inexperienced? If we follow that analogy, how in the world would a 20 yo be better at being a queen than a older lady? (No shade on women in their early 20s, but y'all have better pursuits than this) A queen does lots of work to help the kingdom run. If you literally had a kingdom, your subjects would be appaled that you chose such a young and inexperienced woman to lead them.
And besides, what kingdom? You own a successful company? Run a respectable business? Have a large estate that needs tending to while you're out on business trips? What, exactly, about your apartment on the 8th floor of a slum building requires a fucking queen? Your "short sword"?
[–]just-peepin-at-uFDS Newbie 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Run my kingdom.” Hahahahaha. There is no kingdom and there won’t be one either.
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[–]hopelesscanaryFDS Newbie 339 points340 points341 points (6 children) | Copy Link
[–]TheHayleStorm204FDS Newbie 131 points132 points133 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]namasdatingFDS Newbie 29 points30 points31 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Equal-Ear2312FDS Apprentice 16 points17 points18 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]daglowupFDS Disciple 48 points49 points50 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]TigreImpossibileFDS Apprentice 12 points13 points14 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]greenbagmariaFDS Newbie 3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]VervibesFDS Newbie 248 points249 points250 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]pretty_killFDS Apprentice 1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]YVGNYFDS Newbie 204 points205 points206 points (8 children) | Copy Link
[–]frostedgemstoneFDS Newbie 110 points111 points112 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]YVGNYFDS Newbie 49 points50 points51 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]frostedgemstoneFDS Newbie 10 points11 points12 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Equal-Ear2312FDS Apprentice 4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Lemon_bars_addictionFDS Disciple 30 points31 points32 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]HottPinkSlugFDS Newbie 12 points13 points14 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]cat_lioFDS Newbie 159 points160 points161 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]laffytaggyFDS Newbie 54 points55 points56 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]LadyL1234FDS Newbie 94 points95 points96 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]AcadiaLeather5071Ruthless Strategist 26 points27 points28 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]LadyL1234FDS Newbie 29 points30 points31 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]caffeine_inmyveinsFDS Newbie 53 points54 points55 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]pickmieshaexorcistFDS Disciple 25 points26 points27 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]notthatkindofdoctorbFDS Newbie 39 points40 points41 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]thinktwiceorelseFDS Newbie 27 points28 points29 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]McccyFDS Disciple 52 points53 points54 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]ecloFDS Newbie 27 points28 points29 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]myoklifeFDS Newbie 16 points17 points18 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]usidjelica 49 points50 points51 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Mediocre_PrincipleFDS Newbie 13 points14 points15 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Peak_TreeFDS Newbie 13 points14 points15 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]modernmedusaaRuthless Strategist 11 points12 points13 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ferociouslycuriousFDS Newbie 7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]the-worst-FDS Newbie 12 points13 points14 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]just-peepin-at-uFDS Newbie 4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link