So I have made a few posts about my weird dating experiences lately... well here is another update for you. I am doing the research so you guys dont have to.

One week of results. All online profiles are very similar. I am 38 years old. About 4 photos of me, 2 showing hobbies. 1 with pet. I dont put much in bio at all. Usually "Looking for meaningful connection with the right person" thats all.

Tinder: About 12 likes in a week. Cant see them. Seems like a scam. Not interested in any of the profiles close to me. Dont swipe through many. See friends ex wife and nope out fast.

Hinge: Had 2 likes almost instantly. Didnt even get to fill out entire profile yet. One girl looks very nice but too far away. 40 years old. 2 kids. Another is near me. Match with her. 39 and 1 kid. She put a ton of effort into her messages. Very bubbly and pleasant. The conversation slowly turns to debauchery and in her exact words she is divorced from narcissistic husband and is a functional pothead. Profile dont mention drugs. Was interested in her because she is 4 foot 11.

So anyways I talk to her before work for a few days. Conversation actually goes well but I was turned off by drugs. She then says do you have snapchat? Umm no lady we are almost 40. She says she has a G rated snap chat. I give her my phone number instead. She ignores it but is still talking to me on app lmao. She hiding something. At this point I dont care about her and am just curious about this person because she is so weird and has me curious.

Not many on Hinge where I live. I dont bother sending any other likes.

Plenty of Fish: Long story short... I met my ex wife on here back in the day. Since I am a moron, why not try again. These women are low quality. I am getting likes fast and furious. 7 this evening. Some of these women have no teeth so settle down there. Some woman messages me she is divorced with 3 kids. Thats nice... uh what else are you gonna tell me as an opener?

But I see someone kinda interesting...

I decide to messge this chick. She has very nice eyes. And giant titties. And she is 27. I am feeling particularly studly so I decide to shoot my shot.

I dont expect her to reply to me. I sent her a message basically saying I am a single parent also and I understand the struggle. Honestly, I was sending this from the heart. I told her what I thought about her and she replied.

I did not expect to meet someone and have a fantastic conversation. Probably the most genuine person ive met online. Works a simple job worked there all her working life her child is same age as mine just finished same grade different school, has good values, doesnt do social media, no babby daddy drama (long story), doesnt go to bars etc, no drinking, no drugs. It all sounds good. We have like a legit heart to heart conversation that lasts 3 hours. Exchange phone numbers because its already 2AM. Legit number yay.

So what do I expect from this? I dunno. I never expect anything. But what I am most fascinated by is that I have women from 27 to 40+ wanting me. Yes most have a child or more but so do I.

Oh and here is the kicker. My ex wife wants to reconcile. Says we should go on a date next week. This comes out of absolute nowhere.

Wtf is going on. Doubt I will be going on that date....