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[–]Noemie_MathildeFDS Newbie54 points55 points56 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Same for bald guys that wear hats.
[–]limitededition19Throwaway Account8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It is actually astonishing how many bald guys hide under a hat or toque.. I had a friend once tell me that after dating her boyfriend for more than 3 months she had never seen him without one before
[–]Inevitable_Soft_101FDS Newbie32 points33 points34 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
The first time my ex completely shaved off his beard (that was very full).. to the skin, I remember sitting there reconsidering the relationship🤣🤣
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[–]Inevitable_Soft_101FDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The shit I worse than makeup .... lol
[–]llamasinspace420FDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol this is hilarious! My ex has a beard and although I never saw him clean shaven I did see pictures and I specifically told him never to shave his beard.
[–]Lilith_LavenderFDS Apprentice11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Stewie griffin : hey short guys!! The more muscular you get the shorter you look!!
[–]deranged_berserkerFDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This! I can confirm! My mother married a man with a full beard and after 15 years we discussed how she had never seen him without one. So he shaved it off and my mum cried about how ugly he was. He had a beard to hide his face! It's why I won't date men with beards. To me it says they are insecure.
[–]RichPersecutedMaleFDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Beards also hide wrinkles and acne.
Notice how a lot of "good looking" older men have beards? Yeah shave their beards off and then you can see all their wrinkles and aging spots. They dont look handsome anymore.
[–]frustratedmarxistfemFDS Newbie106 points107 points108 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Men believe that the women they see on Instagram really look like that naturally then get upset when they find out its makeup and editing, women knew this already because we know what human beings look like. It's so ridiculous, how are men so inept at everything? You really cant tell the difference between what's naturally possible and what's not?
[–]feminologie_FDS Apprentice85 points86 points87 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
And they're supposedly "visual" creatures? But also they can't tell when a woman had plastic surgery, lip fillers and is wearing 10 pounds of makeup?
[–]blacklikeyourheartFDS Newbie65 points66 points67 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
“Visual creatures” but apparently they don’t notice if a woman changes her hair, or if the laundry needs done, or the house it a complete mess.
[–]huevos_and_whiskeyFDS Newbie41 points42 points43 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah they say they’re visual creatures but then they pretend to be oblivious when a woman’s facial expression and body language are clearly showing her discomfort when he’s acting like a creep.
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Precisely! Visual creatures when it benefits them.
[–]chatrebelleFDS Newbie222 points223 points224 points 5 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
They also don't know what makeup looks like. They want a girl that is natural and doesn't wear makeup but they actually want her in a full face but looking natural. Same with hair.
[–]ManchurianCantaloupeRuthless Strategist155 points156 points157 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I've had men deadass tell me they only like natural women who don't wear makeup or have plastic surgery and then in the next breath tell me they'd sell their soul to sniff Bella Hadid. 🙄
[–]feminologie_FDS Apprentice111 points112 points113 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or drool over Kylie Jenner. They're such liars, they love plastic surgery and they love makeup. None of the women they jerk it to are natural in the slightest
[–]RoseKanafehFDS Newbie52 points53 points54 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
YES. This. I have had so many guys friends tell me women look better without makeup. I actually had two in particular look up a list of celebrity women like Angelina Jolie without make up and they were going gaga over it. I looked at it and you could clearly see eyeliner lines, mascara, nude lipstick, brown eyeshadow, foundation because the skin was perfectly smooth, etc. I pointed it out but they argued with me because the article "says they aren't wearing make up." Do they really think some women naturally have a dark brown winged eyeliner line on their face? She was born with it? Maybe it's Maybelline! LOL. They don't understand what they are talking about.
[–]C_HaggyPickmeisha™️18 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I once had a man who was sitting two feet away from me, look me in the eye and tell me how he prefers when women don't wear makeup "like me". I was wearing foundation, eyeliner, and mascara. I told him this, and he looked defeated. He thought I was going to melt over his rare, precious, and tOtAlLy SiNcErE opinion about "natural women".
When men say they don't like makeup, it's just a line. They don't actually care. They're just trying to tell you what you want to hear to get you in bed.
[–]burpleseaurchinFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LMAO may as well pull up an article/picture about how the Earth is flat for them while you're at it. 🤡 It says the Earth is flat right in the title!! How ridiculous.
[–]PasDeToutFDS Newbie15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And obsess over porn actresses with bad fillers and obviously fake boobs. They don’t actually have a clue what is ‘natural’.
[–]SoftritoFDS Newbie194 points195 points196 points 5 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
If they want natural why are they so concerned that we shave?
[–]MagnfiqueMaleficentFDS Apprentice100 points101 points102 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ding, ding, ding! Also, most wouldn’t mind breast implants or plastic surgery.
[–]Kaichu_desuFDS Newbie58 points59 points60 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You can get some who are absolutely opposed to plastic surgery.
Not because they feel that way, but because “it would be shameful if my friends find out you had something done”.
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[–]Eleonora0FDS Newbie28 points29 points30 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Why should we be ashamed to exist in our natural form, right? 🤷🏼♀️
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[–]Eleonora0FDS Newbie16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Oh, for sure. Perhaps I should have clarified I meant the natural form re: what our body looks like aesthetically without the societal pressure to alter it. Still, I like the quote.
[–]Ghost_namesakeFDS Newbie71 points72 points73 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Most men have no idea what is actually make-up. I've had them comment on my "natural" look that has fully done eyebrows, concealer, and mascara. LOL
I've mentioned before about my anti makeup co-worker who forced his girlfriend to stop wearing makeup and then oogled at a rockabilly style done up lady. He's ridiculous.
I have a friend who is a makeup artist. She says she wears makeup for herself and to show off to other women because men can't tell the difference between the different lipstick colors and such. I think she's so right. Men only notice if they perceive it as a lot of makeup. Women notice everything.
[–]huevos_and_whiskeyFDS Newbie17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I only wear makeup when I have an important meeting, and I worry about it a lot more when that meeting is with another woman because she’ll actually know if I took the time to look put together or if I rushed it.
[–]KristeninmyskinFDS Apprentice13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Men only notice brightly colored makeup, like eyeshadow. If you’re wearing a neutral palette, you may as well be wearing none in their mind! Or thick foundation. An ex told me one thing he had liked about me on the night we met was that I hadn’t been wearing much makeup. I remembered that the night we had met I had experimented with a dramatic dark smoky eye. I told him “I was wearing a lot of makeup the night we met!” And he clarified that he was referring to my face (i.g. foundation).
[–]Ghost_namesakeFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL... Just goes to show that they have no idea.
[–]ninetiesbaby16FDS Apprentice61 points62 points63 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Does anyone remember makeapp and how obsessed men got with it? They were all like “omg women are all reeing and having mental breakdowns into their Ben and Jerry’s because they KNOW the jig is up and everyone can see through their elaborate rouse”. (Makeapp was an app that purported to remove makeup from photos). Cos I used it and it was sooo inaccurate but it made me realize that men actually have no idea what no makeup looks like or even what makeup looks like to the point it’s almost an intellectual handicap. It kind of blew my mind because I always took it for granted that I could see a woman and immediately project an image in my minds eye of what she looks like barefaced, and vice versa..I thought everyone could do this (most women can).
Even as a 10yo and classmates started wearing makeup I was immediately like “huh Stacy looks pretty today: she has black in her waterline, how’d she do that? Is it eyeliner or eyeshadow? maybe I should try that...” did boys just think her waterline was naturally black? Like what is wrong with males? Men have even deluded themselves into thinking that women are actually naturally ugly because they’re so grossed out by barefaces.
[–]KristeninmyskinFDS Apprentice14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And yet we get to admire their bare faces!
[–]daisyinflux46 points47 points48 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Oh wow, that’s eye-opening logic.
I’m beginning to wonder if any man has ever seen me as a subject.
[–]munakhtylerFDS Newbie31 points32 points33 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Every man has. Hard to find a HVM these days
[–]KristeninmyskinFDS Apprentice10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
My cat certainly does!
[–]daisyinflux4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOLOLOL. True. Mine too. The most loving and committed man I’ve ever known, 14 years going strong!
[–]StellarSunDanceFDS Newbie50 points51 points52 points 5 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
Men: Make up is false advertising!!
Also men: I expect my GF to be have a completely hairless body, zero pores and scars, look like Kim Kardashian from the moment she wakes up with perfectly smooth 'n silky skin and never take more than 7min in the shower.
Men: I want a natural looking girl.
Also men: She must have perfect skin. No dark bags under her eyes. Never get any pimples. Her hair must be long and require zero effort in maintaining.
Men: I want a girl that doesn't spend any money on looking good. Women that buy a lot of makeup and expensive shampoo's are gold diggers, amirite bois?!
Also men: I basically want a model.
[–]CassieGreen85FDS Disciple27 points28 points29 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Add gravity-defying huge boobs and ass with NO cellulite.
[–]SakuraGirl88FDS Newbie45 points46 points47 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
First of all, men think we wear makeup just for them 😒. They want a consistent no makeup look with already perfect skin. If I want to walk out the house with a beat face, I will. I'm not trying to impress a dumbass who thinks I was born with rose gold eyelids and a black eyeline. And "false advertising"? Tell that to these scrotes who boast about a "big dick" but the sex is nonexistent. Miss me with this bullshit.
[–]Phoenix__Rising2018Ruthless Strategist35 points36 points37 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah I thought the conclusion was going to be that men need to be reminded women don't actually look like this person on the right. Disappointed.
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Meme it into existence!
[–]PornruinedsocietyFDS Apprentice35 points36 points37 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Porn and IG models are false advertising, they don't moan about that when they're jerking over it.
Edit No pun intended (moan)
[–]ThunderofHipHipposFDS Apprentice34 points35 points36 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you think my eyelids are naturally gold, I have some MLM products to sell you, dude.
[–]yolosunshineFDS Newbie26 points27 points28 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I wish the Sailor J video was still up.
‘If men find out we wear makeup, they’re going to tell the church! It’s all over for us then, we’ll never find a man—they’ll never trust us and our solid gold eyelids again! ‘
[–]rightascensi0nFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I love her videos!
[–]yolosunshineFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Her videos gave me permission to do improv and I’m working on humor videos myself
[–]throwmefaraway85FDS Newbie28 points29 points30 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Men will say they want a woman who is natural, but act disgusted when a woman doesn't shave her legs/armpits
Which is it? 🤷🏼♀️
[–]NiceforwhatthrowawayPickmeisha™️23 points24 points25 points 5 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
Then they ask some women why they don't wear makeup like "other women".
[–]KristeninmyskinFDS Apprentice6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cuz, if I wore makeup like an Instagram model, I’d look like a transvestite!
[–]amyanubisFDS Newbie12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Do men really believe we have natural gold eyelids? Haha. I'm getting lip fillers but not for no man, I do it all for ME.
[–]atuanFDS Newbie26 points27 points28 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
That's like saying clothes are false advertising. You wore a suit but you're a scrub.
[–]WomanWarrierFDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I’ve heard that before actually. Men will complain that we can wear clothes that make us look thinner.
[–]KristeninmyskinFDS Apprentice5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They could go to a tailor!
LVM think anything that enhances appearance is "false advertising" or "fake" because they've never considered putting even a little effort into their own appearance. I find that guys who actually look put together/groomed appreciate the effort needed to look good way more because they know what it takes.
[–]bitch_not_itFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What about when men straight up lie to your face about their height or penis size, unprovoked. They just want to loudly let you know. Whats that about
[–]PasDeToutFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Do men really believe that women have green eyelids and blue eyelashes naturally and it’s a huge shock when it’s washed off?
[–]Lilith_LavenderFDS Apprentice2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This poreless, mask looking, heavily edited picture isn't what women look like? Are they that stupid to think that women erase their pores or cut off their eye creses??!?
[–]jojosbabymomsFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And you must be ridiculously dumb to think i was born with red lips and metallic golden eyelids......no shit I’m wearing makeup i don’t wake up with such glowy cheeks everyday dude damn. Get some glasses
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