False Advertising

Noemie_Mathilde · 2020-11-26T17:53:26+00:00

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frustratedmarxistfem · 2020-11-26T17:51:59+00:00

Men believe that the women they see on Instagram really look like that naturally then get upset when they find out its makeup and editing, women knew this already because we know what human beings look like. It's so ridiculous, how are men so inept at everything? You really cant tell the difference between what's naturally possible and what's not?

chatrebelle · 2020-11-26T17:05:07+00:00

They also don't know what makeup looks like. They want a girl that is natural and doesn't wear makeup but they actually want her in a full face but looking natural. Same with hair.

Softrito · 2020-11-26T17:25:15+00:00

If they want natural why are they so concerned that we shave?

Ghost_namesake · 2020-11-26T18:01:28+00:00

Most men have no idea what is actually make-up. I've had them comment on my "natural" look that has fully done eyebrows, concealer, and mascara. LOL

I've mentioned before about my anti makeup co-worker who forced his girlfriend to stop wearing makeup and then oogled at a rockabilly style done up lady. He's ridiculous.

I have a friend who is a makeup artist. She says she wears makeup for herself and to show off to other women because men can't tell the difference between the different lipstick colors and such. I think she's so right. Men only notice if they perceive it as a lot of makeup. Women notice everything.

ninetiesbaby16 · 2020-11-26T17:51:08+00:00

Does anyone remember makeapp and how obsessed men got with it? They were all like “omg women are all reeing and having mental breakdowns into their Ben and Jerry’s because they KNOW the jig is up and everyone can see through their elaborate rouse”. (Makeapp was an app that purported to remove makeup from photos). Cos I used it and it was sooo inaccurate but it made me realize that men actually have no idea what no makeup looks like or even what makeup looks like to the point it’s almost an intellectual handicap. It kind of blew my mind because I always took it for granted that I could see a woman and immediately project an image in my minds eye of what she looks like barefaced, and vice versa..I thought everyone could do this (most women can).

Even as a 10yo and classmates started wearing makeup I was immediately like “huh Stacy looks pretty today: she has black in her waterline, how’d she do that? Is it eyeliner or eyeshadow? maybe I should try that...” did boys just think her waterline was naturally black? Like what is wrong with males? Men have even deluded themselves into thinking that women are actually naturally ugly because they’re so grossed out by barefaces.

daisyinflux · 2020-11-26T17:12:06+00:00

Oh wow, that’s eye-opening logic.

I’m beginning to wonder if any man has ever seen me as a subject.

StellarSunDance · 2020-11-26T20:06:06+00:00

Men: Make up is false advertising!!

Also men: I expect my GF to be have a completely hairless body, zero pores and scars, look like Kim Kardashian from the moment she wakes up with perfectly smooth 'n silky skin and never take more than 7min in the shower.

Men: I want a natural looking girl.

Also men: She must have perfect skin. No dark bags under her eyes. Never get any pimples. Her hair must be long and require zero effort in maintaining.

Men: I want a girl that doesn't spend any money on looking good. Women that buy a lot of makeup and expensive shampoo's are gold diggers, amirite bois?!

Also men: I basically want a model.

SakuraGirl88 · 2020-11-26T18:15:38+00:00

First of all, men think we wear makeup just for them 😒. They want a consistent no makeup look with already perfect skin. If I want to walk out the house with a beat face, I will. I'm not trying to impress a dumbass who thinks I was born with rose gold eyelids and a black eyeline. And "false advertising"? Tell that to these scrotes who boast about a "big dick" but the sex is nonexistent. Miss me with this bullshit.

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2020-11-26T17:26:00+00:00

Yeah I thought the conclusion was going to be that men need to be reminded women don't actually look like this person on the right. Disappointed.

Pornruinedsociety · 2020-11-26T19:32:42+00:00

Porn and IG models are false advertising, they don't moan about that when they're jerking over it.

Edit No pun intended (moan)

ThunderofHipHippos · 2020-11-26T18:40:59+00:00

If you think my eyelids are naturally gold, I have some MLM products to sell you, dude.

yolosunshine · 2020-11-26T19:17:19+00:00

I wish the Sailor J video was still up.

‘If men find out we wear makeup, they’re going to tell the church! It’s all over for us then, we’ll never find a man—they’ll never trust us and our solid gold eyelids again! ‘

throwmefaraway85 · 2020-11-26T20:29:59+00:00

Men will say they want a woman who is natural, but act disgusted when a woman doesn't shave her legs/armpits

Which is it? 🤷🏼‍♀️

Niceforwhatthrowaway · 2020-11-26T19:25:07+00:00

Then they ask some women why they don't wear makeup like "other women".

amyanubis · 2020-11-26T22:20:55+00:00

Do men really believe we have natural gold eyelids? Haha. I'm getting lip fillers but not for no man, I do it all for ME.

atuan · 2020-11-26T18:57:23+00:00

That's like saying clothes are false advertising. You wore a suit but you're a scrub.

burpleseaurchin · 2020-11-27T00:07:10+00:00

LVM think anything that enhances appearance is "false advertising" or "fake" because they've never considered putting even a little effort into their own appearance. I find that guys who actually look put together/groomed appreciate the effort needed to look good way more because they know what it takes.

bitch_not_it · 2020-11-26T23:55:10+00:00

What about when men straight up lie to your face about their height or penis size, unprovoked. They just want to loudly let you know. Whats that about

PasDeTout · 2020-11-27T01:28:26+00:00

Do men really believe that women have green eyelids and blue eyelashes naturally and it’s a huge shock when it’s washed off?

Lilith_Lavender · 2020-11-27T05:57:55+00:00

This poreless, mask looking, heavily edited picture isn't what women look like? Are they that stupid to think that women erase their pores or cut off their eye creses??!?

jojosbabymoms · 2020-11-27T12:45:46+00:00

And you must be ridiculously dumb to think i was born with red lips and metallic golden eyelids......no shit I’m wearing makeup i don’t wake up with such glowy cheeks everyday dude damn. Get some glasses

Title	False Advertising
Author	painmakesyoustronger
Upvotes	861
Comments	62
Date	November 26, 2020 4:45 PM UTC (5 years ago)
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