Imaginary sky daddy apparently endorses sloppy three minute jackhammering.

cremeblushers · 2020-06-20T18:24:30+00:00

If God didn't give you a chance by making you 5'6 and balding at 24, what makes you think I will?

pinkpoetryandwine · 2020-06-20T18:18:31+00:00

This has unfortunately become a sort of rite of passage in our culture. Most men I’ve slept with were very underwhelming, and many of my friends feel the same way about the guys they’ve had sex with as well. And then there’s the insane pressure to fake orgasms/pleasure that guys unintentionally make you feel smh. Almost all my friends have admitted to faking orgasms because of this.

Plus, because of the normalization of porn, most men today really expect a lot of stuff that is honestly degrading. Society expects women to be porn stars, but honestly expects the bare minimum from men when it comes to sex. That’s why women often get shamed for having any sexual standards

elementalvirago · 2020-06-20T18:39:22+00:00

It is important to reproduction cuz I’m not reproducing with you if you can’t make me cum.

BasieSkanks · 2020-06-20T18:24:23+00:00

This man is a fool. If God created humans perfectly, as religious people like to argue, then why did he invent the clitoris which is there solely for the woman’s pleasure? If God did create us, he clearly gave a shit about the female orgasm.

plembb · 2020-06-20T18:43:25+00:00

God knew that if He had made female orgasm a requirement for reproduction, the human race would have been extinct by now.

Eat_Pant_b0ss · 2020-06-20T19:04:07+00:00

Plot twist: if God didn't care about our pleasure He wouldn't have given us an organ with the sole purpose of providing it. Dumb scrotes

Myplummms · 2020-06-20T19:11:21+00:00

And I feel that's why the lesbian rate is going up in this country. - Snooki

Tam2kids · 2020-06-20T18:45:57+00:00

Actually I am pretty sure that female orgasm is important in reproduction. The female orgasm creates oxytocin which helps to propel the sperm to reach the egg. So he is wrong ...of course.

Izzy4162305 · 2020-06-20T19:44:15+00:00

On the other hand, thanks to this LVM for putting it out there for everyone to see how lousy he is in bed so we can avoid him like the latest plague.

morstin · 2020-06-20T19:35:57+00:00

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2020-06-20T18:41:49+00:00

If that's the case, then we'd have sex only when we want to "reproduce". Any sexual activity outside the purpose of reproduction becomes unnecessary and if we have to do it anyway, you had better give mean incentive to i.e orgasms.

suspended_animation_ · 2020-06-20T19:24:39+00:00

We don't even need to fuck a man to reproduce either. We can go to a sperm bank and artificially inseminate ourselves later. How's that assholes? We should just stop having sex with men. Toys work better anyway. If there's no good incentive to have sex for me, I won't do it.

lemon_hearts · 2020-06-20T19:00:55+00:00

Spotted the chode in the room

TERFSareawesome · 2020-06-20T21:33:57+00:00

Actually- God does care! Chances of reproduction taking place go way up with the female orgasm. Actually, in medieval Europe people intuitively knew that and it was believed a woman had to orgasm to have pregnancy occur. So yeah... LVM stay being wrong and delusional!

Pasdepromesses · 2020-06-20T19:46:12+00:00

This feels like even bottle of the barrel NVM. Even the LV men in my life took pride in pleasuring me.

Only two bf’s who didn’t were abusive.

SeaNegotiation8 · 2020-06-20T21:58:46+00:00

Bruh, way to out yourself for being bad in bed.

nosynobody · 2020-06-21T05:55:57+00:00

An indian guy claiming female orgasm isn't necessary. Why am I surprised?? (Am an Indian btw so not racist, also no community should be above criticism when they hold extreme views collectively)

minty-coral · 2020-06-20T18:50:13+00:00

Bruh most sex isn't had for reproduction. If God made you replaceable outside of reproduction purposes, what makes you think I'll choose you to casually fuck when Chad is way better?

OrchidLion · 2020-06-20T23:13:28+00:00

What makes Rajesh think anyone wants to fuck him? Lmao and he called himself out as a 3 minute man.

Ms_Tilly · 2020-06-21T12:01:17+00:00

If you're bad at sex and don't care about making me orgasm, you're NOT seeing me again. And LOTS of women feel this way. I'm nexting a guy for being a bad kisser or bad at foreplay so I can get rid BEFORE having sex.

How's THAT for incentive?

Ms_Tilly · 2020-06-21T03:10:49+00:00

So he's saying men are 100% responsible for all reproduction because only they can control it, but let me guess if he orgasmed in a woman and got her pregnant he'd say she trapped him.

juliet-elia · 2020-06-22T13:56:56+00:00

Imaginary space daddy comes to save the male YET again.

cinderella_rising · 2020-06-20T20:35:17+00:00

Imaginary sky daddy! I’m dying! 🤣🤣🤣

user1022020X8 · 2020-06-21T01:51:05+00:00

Most men suck at sex and don't care if the females cum.

2020-06-22T07:39:44+00:00

Soooo ... how come women have have multiple orgasms and men can’t?

Title	Imaginary sky daddy apparently endorses sloppy three minute jackhammering.
Author	Happy_face_caller
Upvotes	399
Comments	66
Date	June 20, 2020 6:10 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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