How did I not see this the 5,000 times I've previously rewatched this show?!? Like, where do I even start lol:
While dating Ann, he's such a lazy unemployed slob that even Ann (a helluva PickMe) finally dumps his ass
And instead of then getting a real job and working on himself, he chooses homelessness in the dirt pit next to Ann's house
He then proceeds to lovebomb the FUCK out of April
Because he makes very little money as a now-shoeshiner, when he takes April out on their first date he LITERALLY HAS NO CASH AND CAN'T BUY HER A SINGLE DRINK, LET ALONE DINNER
Then, after one month of lovebomb dating April, he PROPOSES TO HER.......... and she says YES ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
They get fucking MARRIED the NEXT DAY (I wish my caps lock had its own caps lock right now) at a HOUSE PARTY.... and he's wearing a FOOTBALL JERSEY ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
...And I'm only in the third season! Holy SHIT!
....Is this a comedy & all of this is intended to be farcical? Yes, of course. But are you also supposed to think Andy's just a lovable goof and be a little bit in love with him & forgive his nonsense? ALSO YES. Holy fucking SHITBALLS ๐ฑ
.......I'm speechless, so I'll just rely on the words of Queen Miranda Priestly to end my little rant: "That's all."
*******edit: oh and btw Donna's like the living/breathing representation of high-value ๐โค๏ธ๐
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