How did I not see this the 5,000 times I've previously rewatched this show?!? Like, where do I even start lol:

  • While dating Ann, he's such a lazy unemployed slob that even Ann (a helluva PickMe) finally dumps his ass

  • And instead of then getting a real job and working on himself, he chooses homelessness in the dirt pit next to Ann's house

  • He then proceeds to lovebomb the FUCK out of April

  • Because he makes very little money as a now-shoeshiner, when he takes April out on their first date he LITERALLY HAS NO CASH AND CAN'T BUY HER A SINGLE DRINK, LET ALONE DINNER

  • Then, after one month of lovebomb dating April, he PROPOSES TO HER.......... and she says YES ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

  • They get fucking MARRIED the NEXT DAY (I wish my caps lock had its own caps lock right now) at a HOUSE PARTY.... and he's wearing a FOOTBALL JERSEY ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

...And I'm only in the third season! Holy SHIT!

....Is this a comedy & all of this is intended to be farcical? Yes, of course. But are you also supposed to think Andy's just a lovable goof and be a little bit in love with him & forgive his nonsense? ALSO YES. Holy fucking SHITBALLS ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

.......I'm speechless, so I'll just rely on the words of Queen Miranda Priestly to end my little rant: "That's all."

*******edit: oh and btw Donna's like the living/breathing representation of high-value ๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธ๐Ÿ™Œ