Scrotes Are Mad 🗣😂

Dense_Cattle · 2021-04-13T15:40:22+00:00

Explains why the ex was totally bald by 22.

suspended_animation_ · 2021-04-13T17:05:33+00:00

Sad thing is.. My ex has a full thick head of hair

electroloop · 2021-04-13T15:19:42+00:00

“By the age of 35, approximately 66 percent of men will have experienced some degree of hair loss. By the age of 50, approximately 85 percent of men will have significantly thinner hair.”

That explains everything, thanks!

Thestral-glow6 · 2021-04-13T15:25:21+00:00

You just know lurking men are going to report this post as “hate” hahah 😂

spinsterchachkies · 2021-04-13T15:35:41+00:00

😂😂😂😂 this is why my dad has a full head of luscious hair at 60

WhoopassDiet · 2021-04-13T16:16:00+00:00

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Inspection-Critical · 2021-04-13T16:30:43+00:00

Explains why the narcissistic sociopath I dated in college has already gone bald.

He insists on keeping his remaining hair long, so he looks like Riff Raff from Rocky Horror Picture Show.

BashRunes · 2021-04-13T15:21:31+00:00

That explains why my brother went completely bald by 18. My dad, not as much.

if11bravehawk · 2021-04-13T15:17:37+00:00

I wish! They would all be bald.

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greatmoonlight21 · 2021-04-13T16:50:02+00:00

This entire post has me wheezing. Explains a lot

Gloomy-Ad3145 · 2021-04-13T17:08:49+00:00

Or make his teeth a richer shade of yellow. This guy I used to have a fling with was abusive and I walked away. He used to be HOT... Perfect body, great smile, well groomed, clean teeth... Now he's scrawny with yellow teeth, plaque, and more, bad skin, a bald spot, and his ass that was perfect for grabbing onto... It's gone.

eveloe · 2021-04-13T21:21:08+00:00

Hold tight Prince William.

God said I will huff and puff and blow your edges away 😂🌬💨🍃😚

thanarealnobody · 2021-04-13T20:34:44+00:00

I think about this whenever I remember my abusive ex was already balding at 22. Haven’t seen him in years and i feel at peace knowing that he’ll always be ugly, inside and out.

ihaveafunnyname71 · 2021-04-13T16:58:07+00:00

Ex was bald by 25. Current hubs is 47 with a head of thick luxurious hair. Seems valid.

melonmagellan · 2021-04-13T18:46:52+00:00

Balding is the first thing, that and bad teeth, that totally turns me off.

missisabelarcher · 2021-04-13T18:31:29+00:00

Well...my ex began both balding and cheating at the same time. Coincidence? (He also started going gray and getting a gut when we split. I like to think of it all as karma.)

Mella_20 · 2021-04-13T19:52:13+00:00

Lowkey wanna know what the scrotes commented 🤭🤭🤭

Dexaroo5716 · 2021-04-14T04:33:11+00:00

Or he removes an inch from their dick. Some of these poor bastards received a few preemptive strikes from the Lord 😂😂😂

ThrowRAshipsRhard · 2021-04-13T17:13:31+00:00

I caught my partner in his sick porn problem and since September he hasn't masturbated apparently... his hairline is receding though, it wasn't before I found out.

Wiggy_Bop · 2021-04-13T21:00:39+00:00

The one who did me wrong ended up with that hairline going back about four inches, and he’s also got the Friar Tuck thing going on in the back. I laughed so hard when a friend sent me a pic from his FB

Revy_Ur_Engines · 2021-04-13T22:15:57+00:00

My ex been balding before I met him. That was a sign 😂😂😂

It_is_what__it_is · 2021-04-13T17:50:14+00:00

s_slayer · 2021-04-13T18:14:50+00:00

My boyfriend has beautiful hair at 42, doesn’t watch porn and is very loving towards women (me, his sisters, his mom, female friends). My ex husband was a huge porn addict from his teens and was losing his hair at 25 when I met him. Another guy I know was so hot in his teens and he got a girl pregnant at 16 then went on to have 4 more kids with very attractive women, he lost his looks and hair by his mid 30s and was hitting on me at a party, I was like wtf, I always saw him like a brother and even moreso then, he had hit the wall so bad. But men say they age like wine? Living in an alternate universe must be fun. Wish I could go there but I can’t as an intelligent woman. Keep telling yourself lies, men! You can disparage all women over a certain age then tell yourselves your hair loss, porn addiction, beer bellies, etc are somehow attractive. They made their beds and can’t lie in them. They’re pissed because they all think they’re entitled to women way out of their league. Nope, doesn’t work that way. So then they go shoot up a bunch of innocent people. Grow a personality and someone might love you. But being an enraged, entitled asshole gets you nowhere guys.

Ancient-Cucumber · 2021-04-13T21:19:45+00:00

With THAT was true, lmao!

looking-for-freedom1 · 2021-04-14T02:46:35+00:00

🤣🤣🤣

your_last_braincell · 2021-04-14T13:16:35+00:00

The difference between prince Harry and prince William 😂😂🧑🏻‍🦰👨🏻‍🦲

Title	Scrotes Are Mad 🗣😂
Author	wordy_fries
Upvotes	2974
Comments	53
Date	April 13, 2021 2:52 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/mq3ugv/scrotes_are_mad/
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