Sounds about right.

LateNightLattes01 · 2020-08-14T08:18:48+00:00

The sponge-bob reference had me Rollin. That shit is so funny cause it’s soooo true. Fuckers can’t take blunt instructions for anything.

ModernDayOracle · 2020-08-14T10:53:15+00:00

Ladies, stop fucking men like this.

Like, in the middle of the act. "This isn't working for me, I like it when you xyz". If they won't, get up, put your clothes on, leave, and don't have sex with them again.

Advocate for your own sexual pleasure! Stop having sex with men who don't put effort into making you feel good and who aren't invested in your satisfaction.

sashimi_girl · 2020-08-14T11:42:23+00:00

“I’m close, keep doing THAT”

/Immediately does completely different thing/same thing but x9000 speed

myousername · 2020-08-14T07:33:10+00:00

The cat bringing you a dead bird almost made me choke on the snack I was eating LMAO that's good

to_learn_to_fly · 2020-08-14T08:52:58+00:00

Lol, the sneeze reference, perfect analogy.

plutonian_princess · 2020-08-14T07:00:31+00:00

It do be like that and I never want to have sex with a man ever again 👎

Lavender_flow · 2020-08-14T08:14:58+00:00

I wish I could not relate to this that much, but I relate to this x 1000.

celestialpi · 2020-08-14T08:11:59+00:00

felt this in my soul

avakadava · 2020-08-14T08:40:20+00:00

What's the solution ? Anyone had luck "training" (for lack of a better word) a guy to do the right thing to get our fair share of enjoyment?

Unlikely-Marzipan · 2020-08-14T09:46:41+00:00

Ha ha gold. I’m glad it’s not just me!

throwaway23004345 · 2020-08-14T13:19:03+00:00

I’m a virgin and feel like I’m missing out at times but sex seems overrated

tiavarga · 2020-08-14T14:57:29+00:00

🤣 The truth. Only had one man that knew what he was doing, and was hot and really well-endowed as a bonus. It’s almost bad I dated him because before him, I never knew sex could be fantastic. Now I know better and it’s a damn shame for us women. So much mediocre sex for women, it is ridiculous.

heleninthealps · 2020-08-14T09:42:54+00:00

Omg this made my morning :D

Original1one · 2020-08-14T18:13:16+00:00

and there are people out there who think sexuality is a choice.

lovebun999 · 2020-08-14T08:38:41+00:00

Oh gawd this killed me lmao

daisy_0720 · 2020-08-14T10:42:45+00:00

I'm screaming at these comments.

ancient_ajattara · 2020-08-14T09:25:57+00:00

Oh god, these are so spot on. Like when meeting a new guy, the insane chemistry is there, and then eventually things lead to the bedroom.. and after the deed is done, I'm left wondering what the hell was that. Lol, I'm still waiting for the guy who can actually make me come.

mimkadinka · 2020-08-14T18:25:11+00:00

I love these lmao

But anyone else out here have trouble orgasming during sex because of mental blocks or because adding your own touch is different during sex than when you're alone?!

Villanelloh · 2020-08-14T20:58:41+00:00

Where is this thread? I want to read all the comments lmao

Incredible_Alligator · 2020-08-15T00:14:24+00:00

I died at, "it's like buying something from Wish!" 😂🤣

IcriEveryTime2000 · 2020-08-15T05:58:54+00:00

Once I had a man tell me that women can’t follow instructions so he just moved them to the position he desired them to be in. I told him this statement was really bold for someone who didn’t know where the clit was after I told him. Never heard from him again, thankfully.

StarSweeper86 · 2020-08-14T10:47:25+00:00

Damn, I sneezed a little bit ago after reading this post and almost had it ruined because I started thinking about bad sex 😂

IDontExist4u · 2020-08-15T04:17:24+00:00

Unfortunately, the sad part is when you find one that naturally is good at pleasing you, and works to please you over himself, it becomes REALLY hard to leave when they are low value in other aspects of the relationship.

murdertoothbrush · 2020-08-14T19:34:57+00:00

Ladies, if this is the typical sex you are having you need to find a better man. This is one time I can actually stand up and say they definitely are NOT all like that. (But 75% are, especially if below the age of 30).

ztherobot · 2020-08-14T21:52:47+00:00

Would it be weird to forward this to my 22 year old son so he knows what's up? It's like no one ever tells them. I want his future wife to stick around and be awesome.

Title	Sounds about right.
Author	West-Cook
Upvotes	514
Comments	54
Date	August 14, 2020 6:45 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/i9h446/sounds_about_right/
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