When being a pornsick pickme trying to fulfill an unasked for male fantasy goes wrong

2022-02-16T09:28:12+00:00

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2022-02-16T08:49:54+00:00

A tale as old as time…..

And yet pick me’s keep doing it.

Edit: and the comments are predictable. Shaming/blaming her and downplaying the situation and tell her to cOmMuNiCaTe. We are in a LVM/pick me pandemic.

dragoness_leclerq · 2022-02-16T08:36:10+00:00

The coldest part about the situation is that her bf NEVER asked or so much as even HINTED AT wanting a threesome. He was perfectly fine with their "vanilla" sex life but she wanted to "spice things up" I guess just for the sake of being able to call herself "kinky".

He spent Valentine's Day spoiling OP with gifts and attention and in turn her "gift" was to surprise him with a threesome he didn't ask for. Now she's mad that he enjoyed the "sex toy" she gave him a lil too much.

Everything about this post SCREAMS pornsickness and internalized misogyny. Like....she didn't even do it because she was sexually curious, attracted to her friend and wanted an excuse to fool around. She literally just brought him a new girl to fuck and is mad he fucked her enthusiastically.

SeaNegotiation8 · 2022-02-16T14:13:32+00:00

Dick is abundant and low value, ladies. There is absolutely no reason you need to share one.

azulalalala · 2022-02-16T13:26:18+00:00

Play dumb games, win dumb prizes!

Is anyone gonna tell pickmes that it is OK to be NOT OK with something? It is called having boundaries and self respect? And there is no need to CoMmUniCaTe boundaries because they are not negotiation points???

NotMyRealName814 · 2022-02-16T14:41:47+00:00

I promised myself I will leave a man who ever suggests having a threesome with another woman. Fortunately it's only happened 9nce and I then ghosted, blocked and deleted the worthless bastard.

I'm thinking of doing the same if a man admits to having one in the past even. I think it says a lot about how a man views women and none of it good.

This women is going to be writing asking for advice in a week or two about how to cope with the breakup of her boyfriend. Mark my words. It will be a painful lesson for her but I guess she had to learn the hard way.

peachsurf · 2022-02-16T11:29:51+00:00

How much do you have to hate yourself to willingly, voluntarily degrade and disrespect yourself like that?

Queens, if a man ever even jOkEs that he wants a threesome, you get up, leave and block him for eternity. This girl did herself a disservice by setting up this “idea”.

She was soooo desperate to be seen as the “cool” girl who’s “super chill with kinks” that she shot herself in the foot.

makeawomancum · 2022-02-16T10:32:48+00:00

I’m cringing for her. This is solid evidence about how being a Pick-me will get us nowhere. Also if he was a real HVM who actually loved her, I don’t think he would have accepted that offer. She shouldn’t have offered up her friend as a fucktoy in the first place, he shouldn’t have used her. The whole situation is dehumanizing to women.

Zurflu · 2022-02-16T16:25:36+00:00

She thought the ~cool girl points~ would make her soo unlike other girls and an absolute golden unicorn in the eyes of her bf to the point where he would barely even notice or care about the friend. But guess what.... ~cool girl points~ aren't redeemable for anything IRL lmao more like clown points. You're literally only a ~cool girl~ to other ~cool girls~ on Twitter and the scrotes who enjoy their free prostitution.

ewokblubber · 2022-02-16T14:25:26+00:00

If this is real, this guy has slept with that friend before. Or at the very least had an emotional affair with her. I 100% guarantee it.

He already had her number, they obviously had previous contact. She just invited his affair partner into her bed.

Eleonora0 · 2022-02-16T14:38:46+00:00

Wow, never could have seen that one coming 🤪

keep_my_stuff · 2022-02-16T16:36:17+00:00

This sounds like a fake story.

AnniaT · 2022-02-16T11:56:24+00:00

I don't want to be harsh but she brought it upon herself. I don't feel sorry for her, sorry. And yes he's LVM too for the simple fact that he accepted this threesome clownery.

creamtart_ · 2022-02-16T12:24:57+00:00

I don’t feel bad for her, I don’t care how ruthless that makes me sound. She clowned herself. Hopefully she sees the light and leaves the circus someday.

itsirrelevant · 2022-02-16T14:54:12+00:00

Obviously this is her own fault. But if this is all true at least seeing how he apparently put on a great show for a stranger when he never has for her, didn't show her any attention during, and is now texting this stranger which clearly anyone with half a brain would know is completely not acceptable means that he's shown himself for who he is.

Even when being treated to the male fantasy that they (mostly) all dream of instead of being grateful and remembering she exists he tossed her aside. He obviously isn't even that into her. She asked for a threesome, not to be a cuckold.

Again, this is clearly a stupid idea on her part, but a man that will act this way upon receiving a "gift" of this magnitude calling himself out on front of her with his actions is really a gift to herself.

Time to GTFO and be thankful you've not already had kids before finding out who he is.

Equal-Ear2312 · 2022-02-16T18:46:24+00:00

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

The circus is on! This is so embarassing.

Possible-Lobster-436 · 2022-02-17T00:20:54+00:00

I like how she’s trying so hard to pretend like she doesn’t care and that it’s “no big deal”.

Ah the curse of being a cool girl. You are not allowed to have emotions.

BellaFrequency · 2022-02-16T20:43:37+00:00

I wish straight women would realize that if they have sex with a man and straight woman in a ménage a trois someone is going to get left out eventually.

And why would she say she did the threesome FOR him when he never requested it? This was for her because she thought they were too vanilla.

bat_chic-crazy · 2022-02-16T13:33:28+00:00

Plot twist what if the boyfriend and friend were already having an affair behind op's back? I find it kind of suspicious that the friend would willingly agree to do this. Even back in my pick-me days when I asked my friends to join in on a threesome they had their reservations (and thank God they did)

Flat_Menu_7064 · 2022-02-16T14:06:44+00:00

I don’t understand why would she do that? Nothing wrong with “vanilla sex”. And he didn’t even say he wanted a threesome. Why is valentines what’s supposed be about love is becoming just sexual??! It’s fucking disgusting.

IAMtheLightning · 2022-02-16T13:32:29+00:00

I don't even know which element of this disaster to comment on. I understand the appeal to spice up your sex life - I have a high and passionate sex drive and have been with men who don't match my hunger and it sucks. But there's like, a hundred different ways to approach that that don't include presenting your man with another woman for him to fuck LOL. Like you could've started with some lingerie and a sexy playlist why did it go 0 to 100 lmaooo

lolmemberberries · 2022-02-17T00:41:41+00:00

Is she sure that this is the first time her man was with her friend?

IchBinPlatzEinsJa · 2022-02-16T15:21:53+00:00

Fake probably but yeah, why even entertain the idea?

Why is it never two men?

How is it a threesome if she’s left out?

Seems he was already pretty cozy with the friend or he’s always had a thing for the friend. Hell, maybe even wanted the friend but settled for his gf. Like others said a HV man would not want to and therefore say no.

MissPeachFuzz · 2022-02-16T16:07:43+00:00

Gotta love porn and the fantasy roles that women play in them! Can’t forget the main character, LVM men. The porn script has never changed and always favored in misogyny. Yawn, I’m bored.

mitzislippers · 2022-02-17T01:58:13+00:00

tale as old as time. this doesn’t seem too made up. esp if they black. I even heard of pick mes setting it up then FIGHTING the chick for being too into it w their man/BD. 🤦🏽‍♀️

JYQE · 2022-02-16T15:07:22+00:00

This is so stupid, and so hilarious. Doesn't she know she should have brought in a man for herself?

kittycatclairexx · 2022-02-16T16:19:29+00:00

“Girl offers easy bait to LVM and is surprised when he takes it”

dontfwkoalas · 2022-02-16T19:18:45+00:00

I feel bad for her that she went to make everyone breakfast the following morning. This is the clue to me that a woman actually did write this.

gingersnapz2212 · 2022-02-16T21:30:45+00:00

-Don’t ask questions that you don’t want the answer to.

She got an answer that she didn’t even know she was asking for.

Soylent-soliloquy · 2022-02-16T13:54:23+00:00

Say it aint so! Well she cant even be mad. She literally asked for it lol dumbass.

DontCareJustDont · 2022-02-16T18:33:28+00:00

Imagine calling someone a pickme unironically

Title	When being a pornsick pickme trying to fulfill an unasked for male fantasy goes wrong
Author	dragoness_leclerq
Upvotes	571
Comments	51
Date	February 16, 2022 8:34 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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