Std scare

ChiIdishcambino · 2022-07-26T02:27:24+00:00

Should’ve taken this story to the grave, how you gonna eat a hookers ass

No-Historian-6391 · 2022-07-25T22:23:06+00:00

Dude never eat out a fuckin hooker - c’mon bro.

Aside from that you’re likely fine just relax. But if you are that worried just go get tested and put it to rest.

plowngo · 2022-07-26T01:08:26+00:00

Holy shit you fucked up lol

Wait two weeks and get full panel testing and oral chlamydia swab

Watch out for herpes dude

ParticularAmazing112 · 2022-07-26T01:59:18+00:00

Why is this on seduction though….

I_Donald_Trump · 2022-07-26T01:18:49+00:00

You ate a hookers ass. You deserve to be king of the simps. Go do some deep self reflection and come back.

kr199yku5h · 2022-07-25T21:53:41+00:00

You get tested ?

dump_fool · 2022-07-25T21:55:22+00:00

A society driven by fear.

Relax man, it's irrational fear, put it to sleep.

https://www.cdc.gov/hiv/risk/estimates/riskbehaviors.html

Walrus72 · 2022-07-26T02:44:05+00:00

You tossed a hooker's salad? Hahaha

Evaporate3 · 2022-07-26T00:39:10+00:00

I might be the odd one here but sex workers get checked FREQUENTLY and seem to be way more careful with their sexual health more than randoms. You are more than likely paranoid but you need to be more careful.

willgo-waggins · 2022-07-26T01:57:14+00:00

Are you actually serious here or just fucking around?

The side of your ARMPIT?!?!

WTF does that have to do with anything?

Here’s a thought - STOP GOING DOWN ON HOOKERS AND YOU WON’T NEED TO BE PARANOID!!!

Excellent-Teacher-9 · 2022-07-26T01:53:49+00:00

Wow, what made you wanna eat that prostitute’s ass bro?? That’s just asking for some monkey pox or some shit

zackit · 2022-07-26T04:21:33+00:00

Bro.

I'm not going anywhere near a hooker's shit box even if her ass holds the key to a secret palace overflowing with hot women eager for my cock.

hookedonfonicsmunky · 2022-07-25T23:13:07+00:00

Hahahah fuck i didn't know anilingus was a word i can't stop laughing🤣 jesus take the wheel

HazyMclazy24 · 2022-07-26T03:32:48+00:00

Woah you put your mouth on a prostitutes booty hole? Lmao bro your a whole other level of dumbrave

_stellarwombat_ · 2022-07-26T01:29:29+00:00

Bro, please promise me you won't go down on a prostitute again.

BetaCuckSimp · 2022-07-26T01:59:53+00:00

Prostitutes are cleaner than your cute neighbor Stacy

sparklingwinepapi92 · 2022-07-25T23:43:21+00:00

Did you know you're just as, if not even more likely, to get an STI from a random woman you hook up with at a bar/club than you are with a hooker?

Pimple in your armpit could just be a blackhead/blockage in a hair follicle. Wash the area with gentle soap in steamy showers, and in a couple days you'll probably be able to pop it out.

If you're really that worried get an STD test.

GhostKidAstro · 2022-07-26T02:34:53+00:00

You ate a hookers ass? That’s a big NO from me dawg

sincere_blasphemy · 2022-07-26T02:08:29+00:00

If any symptoms persist for longer than a couple of days, go see your doctor and ask to get tested. Explain that you had unprotected oral sex so you need to have your mouth swabbed. Good luck!

Likely it’s just an ingrown hair. You probably won’t feel better until you know for sure though.

sushi_sunflowers · 2022-07-26T02:24:34+00:00

Username checks out /s

Get tested! Should be okay!

GravelRoad730 · 2022-07-26T02:26:03+00:00

Now that's nasty....real nasty.

Ankwilco · 2022-07-26T02:37:21+00:00

Wait 30 days, get a complete panel std check done.

Mulder1562 · 2022-07-26T01:34:03+00:00

Dude nasty. Eating out a hooker? Who knows how many cocks have been up that cooter.

Imaginary-Loan4926 · 2022-07-26T03:05:18+00:00

Dude ate a hooker’a ass ☠️ honestly you deserve an STD after that

pdxtrader · 2022-07-26T02:51:22+00:00

Name checks out! Isn’t it super super rare to catch an STD from oral sex!? I’m not positive and also not positive

fruityanddelicious · 2022-07-26T03:04:53+00:00

This seems like a good time to drop the reminder that dental dams exist specifically for performing oral sex on a new/one time partner.

yellowsubdock · 2022-07-26T03:05:40+00:00

Go get tested

CanUnusual8729 · 2022-07-26T02:17:27+00:00

Yeah it vastly depends on the prostitute but a lot of them are very careful about being clean and she probably is a safer bet than some random chick you don’t know. Obviously don’t go down on a sw again, but a pimple in your armpit is probably not what you think it is

derfdog · 2022-07-26T03:05:46+00:00

Florida man eats ass

mhayden26 · 2022-07-26T01:24:12+00:00

Monkeypox 🤷‍♀️

Fwaygofrom63rd · 2022-07-26T04:55:26+00:00

I’m trying to figure out what in the world possessed you to go down on a hooker?

keepdointhat · 2022-07-26T05:55:23+00:00

You lost me at anilingus

keepdointhat · 2022-07-26T06:01:54+00:00

Upvoting for the comedic value⬆️

But seriously, you need to reflect here. Going down on a one night stand is already suspect, but eating the ass of a prostitute? You PAID to do that?

grindforthegold · 2022-07-25T23:57:34+00:00

lmfaoooo broooo you definitely might have something 😂 but you won’t know until a few weeks from now , get tested then and you should be within time frame to start coming out positive for stuff, hope it doesn’t tho good luck

caesarfecit · 2022-07-26T02:14:59+00:00

Another Poe's Law post.

Littlelisapizza83 · 2022-07-26T05:30:20+00:00

Next time use a booty bumber aka dental dam. Also it’s sex worker not prostitute. It is in fact work.

flyingostrichh · 2022-07-26T05:38:16+00:00

Guys got a username exactly opposite of his preferences. hahaha

MaltaPepe · 2022-07-25T22:03:31+00:00

hahhahahahahhahaha you are a grade A simp. OG pua here. gtfo this subreddit and be banished from this community simp. go listen to the Top G & learn somethin.

no_please · 2022-07-26T02:23:15+00:00

um idk what a pimple has to do with you eating a girls ass out. did you rub your armpit on her asshole? calm down bro, get an sti screen in a week or two and dont stress

2022-07-26T02:29:52+00:00

A pimple on your armpit? Is your penis is your armpit too?

YoungCaesar · 2022-07-26T02:39:34+00:00

Yeah this is in your head. There is nothing wrong with you.

Subject-Craft5870 · 2022-07-26T03:34:05+00:00

Dude! Are you insane! Are you crazy? You ate out a hooker? You ate out a hooker’s ass? Oh my god! Bro if you have a doctor, make an appt asap and go and be honest with your doctor and let them run a million tests on you, and hope to god it’s nothing or curable with penicillin…. Good luck… you’re gonna need it

ThatGuy_Nick9 · 2022-07-26T03:44:28+00:00

Good god man, you go to horny jail

cronasminate · 2022-07-26T05:08:31+00:00

Did you eat her ass with your armpit? Someone had to ask.

glorious1999 · 2022-07-26T05:16:00+00:00

How does this have anything to do with seduction? Disgusting.

javaperson12 · 2022-07-26T05:54:55+00:00

You down bad for that, fr.

beautifulxxhell · 2022-07-26T06:08:12+00:00

ok the story is funny & got everyone(including me) dying of laughter but a pimple on the armpit ………💀 my dude….A+ troll

Title	Std scare
Author	HyperPussySmasher
Upvotes	78
Comments	118
Date	July 25, 2022 9:37 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/w811mk/std_scare/
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