Oh no, no thank you 🤮

blackopium777 · 2020-01-27T06:24:10+00:00

"If you want a man" Sir, you look like an ape, not a man.

throwaway1378420 · 2020-01-27T06:30:06+00:00

this made me chuckle. i bet his direct messages are just flooded with beautiful young women who want to twirl his chest hair.

supremelyparanoid · 2020-01-27T06:13:30+00:00

Another day another incest porn sick fantasy.

7_0f_9 · 2020-01-27T10:35:43+00:00

the picture is gross but the blurb at the bottom is the grossest thing ever... literally feel sick.

Unlikely-Marzipan · 2020-01-27T06:33:58+00:00

This can’t be real can it? That was my initial thought. But unfortunately I think it probably is. It sounds like a porn sick maniac who genuinely thinks this is what ‘little girls’ want. Ew. And I’m saying little girls, because it’s clear he’s not trying to attract mature women. Let’s call it want it actual is. Also, he is not 30. Even if he was, this is gross. But I reckon he’s older than that.

These men are SO delusional. And sick. Sorry this has just really made me feel sick. These types should not be trusted to have children of their own. Stop the world, I want to get off.

CountBubblegum · 2020-01-27T12:56:01+00:00

This picture with caption feels like borderline beastiality 🤢

nosynobody · 2020-01-27T06:31:43+00:00

You need to put a trigger warning on this shit. Absolutely disgusting

LadyHormoneMonster · 2020-01-27T08:52:58+00:00

His nipples look like they’re sliding off his chest. Wonder if this is from a body filter 🤔🥴

supremelyparanoid · 2020-01-27T06:59:43+00:00

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

jess_611 · 2020-01-27T07:11:48+00:00

Quiver from puking

supremelyparanoid · 2020-01-27T09:08:14+00:00

All I see is a furry moob face

2020-01-27T06:22:33+00:00

HMMMMMM

suaveagave · 2020-01-27T06:44:23+00:00

I think I’m gonna be sick.

brunchesatbergdorfs · 2020-01-27T07:14:36+00:00

EWWWWWWWWWWWW 🤢🤢🤢🤢. So fkn disgusting!

gcthrowaway2019 · 2020-01-27T13:09:56+00:00

This is exactly what M4M ads on Craigslist looked like.

Lala00luna · 2020-01-27T13:31:10+00:00

His nipples, having belly button and stomach hair be looking like an alien face. Make it stop!

cannedboelyn · 2020-01-27T09:42:28+00:00

I bet he wants a Jessica Alba look alike

penelopekitty · 2020-01-27T12:57:27+00:00

Not enough barf emojis in the world.

starburst4243 · 2020-01-27T17:38:04+00:00

Sir this is a Wendy’s....

Novemberinthechair · 2020-01-27T08:07:18+00:00

Vomit.

sugaredberry · 2020-01-27T13:51:00+00:00

All I can say is creepy and delusional...

Witchyko · 2020-01-27T15:07:16+00:00

Hell no! He looks like a fucking werewolf! Who wants that? Disgusting and gross. I could never be with a guy who has such an unkempt body.

And still ... men like that seriously believe they are the prize. *gags*

AlwaysConfusedOrAmI · 2020-01-27T12:10:53+00:00

he looks disgusting. he needs to shave all that disgusting hair off

turquoiseblues · 2020-01-27T07:56:43+00:00

This guy is 30?

goatismycopilot · 2020-01-27T15:38:16+00:00

That body is older than 30.

Morgan6788 · 2020-01-27T10:39:32+00:00

Hey! His right boob is a little bit bigger than the left one just like mine. We are twinning lmao. M

2020-01-27T08:03:52+00:00

This made my stomach hurt

Radtron3000 · 2020-01-27T08:44:36+00:00

Gross

EmergencyShit · 2020-01-27T10:05:17+00:00

Oh no

TwirlingSquirrel · 2020-01-27T14:50:23+00:00

OMG so nasty in every way. No woman is swiping right on that mess. A complete lack of class and self-awareness

LikeIGotNeonGutz · 2020-01-27T16:13:54+00:00

I can picture the side of my face breaking out from a 5 minute cuddle on his chest 😒

greatmanatee2 · 2020-01-27T16:35:48+00:00

Face hidden? Clearly this uggo has a pick-meisha wife/gf at home he's cheating on...

ivy176 · 2020-01-27T15:09:11+00:00

Uhh that's a no from me buzzz

Fitncurly · 2020-01-27T15:42:29+00:00

🤢🤮

galian84 · 2020-01-27T18:20:40+00:00

Dear God, I can't unsee this atrocity 🤢

stillcantsee · 2020-01-27T21:16:43+00:00

Only thing I wanna call this disgusting beast is a personal trainer and a waxer

Shaakie · 2020-01-27T22:56:28+00:00

I hate overly hairy chests. It's fucking disgusting. Iuggg why the lowest of the men think they can pull this??

Brisket_Queen · 2020-01-27T23:17:38+00:00

These men are delusional

siberiansummer · 2020-01-28T02:02:06+00:00

🤮🤢🤮🤢 Disgusting couch creature! Pornsick ape

buffysummerrs · 2020-01-28T12:12:30+00:00

Words like “quiver” are so unappealing when spoken in a sexual context. I can’t explain it, but almost like how people hate the word moist. It’s not sexy to me... I just arg, it makes me grossed out.

Title	Oh no, no thank you 🤮
Author	supremelyparanoid
Upvotes	170
Comments	65
Date	January 27, 2020 6:11 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/eujx8o/oh_no_no_thank_you/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/oh-no-no-thank-you.683910 https://theredarchive.com/post/683910

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