Something doesn’t add up

chateauduchat · 2020-09-25T23:56:38+00:00

omg where did you find this pic of my ex’s underwear

Bubbly-Manufacturer · 2020-09-26T01:37:10+00:00

He said he wasn’t turned on by what I wear around the house (I can’t be comfy in my own house?), while wearing a stained white t shirt and tattered pj bottoms. Add a gut to it.

LordDunderhead · 2020-09-26T00:53:51+00:00

To everyone wondering:

This happens when scrotes furiously scratch their itchy bumholes (due to bad hygiene) and pull on the fabric with their unkept nails

Oh how I wish I didn't know this piece of information lmaoooooo 🤧🤧

windowseat4life · 2020-09-26T00:21:52+00:00

Omg my ex was like this. I even bought myself lingerie, & he continued to wear holey boxer-briefs.

LadyGrimes · 2020-09-26T00:32:02+00:00

How does this even happen? Does he have rats in his house or something?

2y-omonkeyonafarm · 2020-09-26T02:39:01+00:00

Petition to call skid marks (because apparently grown men still get those?!?) “Scrotation Marks”

Annia_Cornificia · 2020-09-26T02:17:07+00:00

I'm ashamed to say I've dated more than one man with underwear that looks like this. Never again.

typeadhd · 2020-09-26T04:55:36+00:00

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤢🤮

And they say homosexuality is not normal lmaooooo

Trust us hetero women like men only because of biology 🙃🙃🙃🙃

Pahapan · 2020-09-26T05:50:47+00:00

HAHAHAHA why do they always have underwear like this? One of my pandemic "dates" with my ex was going to Walmart to buy him new underwear. And yes, I paid. 🤡

lacyvulture · 2020-09-26T02:10:16+00:00

Stained with years of every bodily fluid known to man.

DrildoBagurren · 2020-09-26T08:48:10+00:00

I shudder every time time I hear the word "panties ". Men get to say "boxers, underwear " etc. And we have to act like little children who say "panties. "

I got told to wear "sexy panties " by a man who didn't wear underwear . Like. At all. He showered maybe once a month with a lot of begging. He stank. He never shaved. Oh but I wasn't shallow so I couldn't mention it.. fuck that pickme logic. If a man wants sexy panties , he can wear sexy panties too. If he wants you to have sex with him at all, he has to be held to basic human hygiene standards. It's disgusting what many women put up with.

jayohday · 2020-09-26T04:10:11+00:00

But what is this image though. Like what exactly were the depths of the hell it came from?

th3n3w3ston3 · 2020-09-26T00:23:36+00:00

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2020-09-26T01:52:35+00:00

I think I threw up a little in my mouth.

Kimpractical · 2020-09-26T14:05:28+00:00

I was at a friend of a friend’s house one day. It was a husband and wife that lived there and of course the husband was an ugly low value piece of shit who had convinced the wife to do swinging and threesomes with him. And she was gorgeous and took good care of the house, I don’t know what she saw on him... anyway, I had to use the bathroom. The guest bathroom was the same room as the laundry and I saw a laundry basket in front of me while I was peeing. On top of the pile of clothes in full view was a pair of male boxers with the biggest thickest shit stain I’ve ever seen in my life. That shit was caked on there like a gigantic serving of chocolate icing spread on a dessert. This guy clearly took a big nasty shit and didn’t wipe at all, let his boxers fill up with shit and then just threw them on top of the laundry instead of throwing them in the garbage. Nasty, disgusting, piece of garbage degenerate low life shitass fartbox diaper needing scrote. This was years ago and I’m still traumatized

moxymoxalone · 2020-09-26T02:30:43+00:00

Wow. That pair on the right. Crotch rot.

cellard00r18 · 2020-09-26T08:28:13+00:00

My ex had boxers from high school and he was 27 🤢. I know.

2020-09-26T10:29:50+00:00

I've heard many a story of women dating LVM, who wouldn't bother their dusty asses to buy themselves clothes. Disgusted, the women would have to go out--and spend money from their own pockets to dress their men.

They get into this habit because their mommies were the ones to buy them clothes... SMH.

SansaDeservedBetter · 2020-09-26T03:30:55+00:00

It’s giving me Charlie Kelly in the high school reunion episode🤢🤢🤢

IAteTheDragon · 2020-09-26T10:18:18+00:00

Oh, those look embarrasingly familiar🙄

MACMUA · 2020-09-26T01:23:14+00:00

Dead AF 😭😭😭😭

sacchilax · 2020-09-26T02:25:29+00:00

😂 this is too accurate

LittleBiitchyBanana · 2020-09-26T16:44:33+00:00

My ex criticised my oversized sweaters IN WINTER. 😂 they weren’t sexy enough 🤦‍♀️😂

Half_Halt · 2020-09-27T12:26:57+00:00

You know those so-called Bog Bodies? Most of them are wearing clothing in better shape despite having died during the Iron Age.

waddamelone · 2020-09-26T09:23:29+00:00

LMAOOOOO whuuut 😂💀

Title	Something doesn’t add up
Author	lowsodiumhumanbeing
Upvotes	1031
Comments	49
Date	September 25, 2020 10:07 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/izt6g2/something_doesnt_add_up/
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