Story time: So this past weekend was my birthday, my friends and I all went out to celebrate. Towards the end of the night I walked past a girl. She was short and cute and decided to grab my ass. I turned with a flirty smile and we started talking. After some flirting, I smacked her on the ass and she gets me back. She teases me for not spanking her hard enough and we go back and forth playing this game as we are walking out of the bar together.

As we get outside she bends over and she tells me not to hold back. So after a full wind up she gets a nice old palm smack on the ass. The girl loves it.

But then. Out of nowhere, some random girl starts flipping out and comes up to me yelling. At first I thought may it was a friend of this girl I had just been flirting with, apparently it wasn't because even the girl I was spanking was getting yelled at. Crazy girl went psycho and was telling me I was whats wrong with the world and how I am disrespecting women everywhere. I respond "I don't know who you are but I think you should mind your own business."

She steps back and slaps me right across the face! I stood there in disbelief for a second (I've never been smacked before. ever.) and went over to her boyfriend. I wasn't even mad but told him I felt very sorry for him and that I bet he gets bossed around alot. He nods in agreement and apologizes for her making a scene. Meanwhile she is still flipping out.

At this time I walk on down to the girl I was hitting on and she is down the street getting into her car. She had no clue who the crazy girl was and jotted down her phone number real quick, and left.

I'm not sure exactly why I wrote this but I felt as though I needed to. What makes someone think they can interject into a conversation, start an argument, and then physically assault me? In the back of my head I was thinking "How would this girl like if I just returned a blow to the side of her face?".

I mean if you want to argue about getting the same treatment as a man, then I can certainly treat you the same way I'd treat a man if he would enter my business and slap me across the face... By punching him in the face.

Addendum: I'm not mad, but still pretty flabbergasted that someone has the audacity to do that. She's lucky I'm a very forgiving man.

tl;dr: I went out and slapped a willing girl on the ass a few times in public, and some crazy chick came over and slapped me in the face because she interpreted my actions as derogatory