Stupid schoolgirl seeks supplementary shlong. Soon she'll stray streets, still sorrily searching sparks.

OG-Bradley-D · 2021-11-21T05:11:51+00:00

"I just wish I could go back to the beginning and choose to date him after I've been on my own and experienced all those things myself."

experienced "all those things" = All the cocks of every shape and size

Cock Carousel For The Win !!!

Nightowloldschool · 2021-11-21T04:55:49+00:00

Her friends are a really bad influence as well

Impressive-Cricket-8 · 2021-11-21T04:43:42+00:00

I'd probably appreciate being in a loving relationship more.

Or you'd be heavily damaged goods, incapable of pair bonding and deciding that marrying such a great guy is "settling". But who knows?

HedgeRunner · 2021-11-21T07:26:01+00:00

Honestly this post makes me a little deflated. CC jokes and theories aside, FOMO is so strong in society that people (both men and women) believes that living a "full" life requires doing CC over and over until ....what exactly?

Western culture has idealized sleeping around so much that people will literally throw away a great relationship for a chance at it.

Just fucking wow, mates.

Overkillengine · 2021-11-21T06:08:26+00:00

Somewhat selfish

Holy fucking understatement of the century, Batman! This idiot is ~~probably~~ (let's be real she's fishing for justification to do so) going to sabotage probably the best relationship she will ever have a chance at just because she can't stand not being able to participate in shallow hedonistic debauchery. Stupid FOMO hoe tricks!

Also note that while she tries to lavish praise upon him (for plausible deniability / social credit so that she does not look like a Bad Person) she mentions nothing about him being sexy or physically desirable. This is a subtle tell. Do not ignore it when it happens.

I'd give very good odds the moment she encounters an opportunity at a hawter guy, she's going to either pick a fight with her man or "get drunk and make a mistake" during a girl's night out, (or both) or otherwise create an excuse to cheat on him.

KnuckleHead_33 · 2021-11-21T05:47:58+00:00

“I’m a terrible person” Fact.

AngryCockOfJustice · 2021-11-21T06:48:19+00:00

just decided try out

I see where things are going already.

She already deserves the best at 20 when she should be studying and preparing for a practical life. I feel sorry for hardworking, good dads these days. Nothing they can do except pay the tuition, support, stay at the lines and cheer no matter what their daughters do. You guys are in for a tough ride to destination fucked.

Glad that I opted for vasectomy judging from how things are going and heading to these days

Yo, young 20 something men lurking here. This is what you're getting no matter how she says she's not the same wild girl anymore, it was just a phase, past is past and all the arguments they come up with these days.

Edit: Read that original thread. Some replies are eye opener. For instance:

I don’t agree. I enjoyed being single in my early twenties, it’s not like she’s 35. She doesn’t have to settle down yet, nor should she. It’s important she experience different things so she isn’t left constantly wondering and regretting not trying them. At some point she will get tired of being single, and I’m sure she will settle down.

"Settle down" with some fellow with successful career and coming from good family who has no idea where she was before him. Some fellow ladies even suggesting that she has depression. lawl!

SarcasticRidley · 2021-11-21T11:00:59+00:00

Imagine if a dude said this:

"I've been in a job that makes 8 figures for a couple years now. It's stable, safe, and my life is so good I literally can't complain. But I feel a desperate need to quit my job and embark on a career in armed robbery. I need the excitement of being a wanted fugitive in order to appreciate my current position in life."

Would anyone honestly support him?

Bob_and_Virginia · 2021-11-21T06:28:57+00:00

Never trust women. Ever.

Braucifarian · 2021-11-21T07:11:42+00:00

FOMO is real. She is worried about waking up at 40 with FOMO instead of waking up at 40 with nothing to show for her life but a breadcrumb trail of bad decisions.

LOTS of women on the apps at 40 still fishing for their Chad who is never coming. Or even their Beta Billybucks Sir Save-A-Hoe who isn't coming either. The Billy Betabucks at her age are dating younger women because they have now have resources and can. The Chads her age are dating younger women because they can.

Of course the main difference between the sexes is older guys will try to share their wisdom with younger guys, whereas women whose life arc is a failure cannot be introspective and accountable as that would be too big of a pill to take: accountability is anathema to them especially after a life of poor decisions so nope definitely not sharing any wisdom with the younger females to not overestimate their worth when they are young and colossally screw up their life arc as they have.

So its live for the moment and pretend tomorrow/the wall will never come. She has the entire mainstream media apparatus to reinforce this mindset to her until...tomorrow indeed comes.

Balefirez · 2021-11-21T07:29:08+00:00

Wow. This is a textbook case. You couldn’t ask for a better example. I wonder how long it’s going to take for her to throw away the best thing that’s ever happened to her.

nitro-666 · 2021-11-21T09:06:36+00:00

On a side note, letting your gf go out clubbing with their female friends is like playing Russian roulette, but worse.

lkjaioi22jlkak23 · 2021-11-21T08:18:25+00:00

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tiernach · 2021-11-21T08:33:45+00:00

She should definitely leave him. She doesn't deserve him. He needs to be with a woman that isn't this dead inside already.

manfrom-nantucket · 2021-11-21T11:57:22+00:00

What a fucking shit show the modern female is.

OwenWentFullMGTOW · 2021-11-21T07:33:09+00:00

Again, this specimen is not looking to commiserate.

What she wants is for someone (probably a woman) to tell her that it's okay for her to cheat on her man. And someone (probably a woman) will eventually tell her that.

Mark my words and read them back to me later.

nipnop63 · 2021-11-21T07:37:34+00:00

My heart is sinking, poor poor boyfriend, i wish i could reachout and show him her text! He is in a world of pain. Men dont redpill men, women do!

LondonDude123 · 2021-11-21T11:41:19+00:00

How many stories have we seen where the 40/50yo WISHES they had found 1 person when they were 17/18, and stuck with them. Or even DID find the person, leave them, and regret it...

And this girl WANTS to be those 40yos?

finger_milk · 2021-11-21T11:49:04+00:00

The worst thing is, that her promiscuity urges is looked down on by men, but also by any woman with substance and knows that a good catch early in their 20s is going to set them up for a happy life.

Women are literally shooting themselves in the foot to try a smorgasbord of dick, instead of choosing happiness.

If only we could communicate to her (soon to be ex) boyfriend that he did nothing wrong and that he is one of millions of men who got short changed by western woman behavior on full display.

thestructuralguy · 2021-11-21T14:04:11+00:00

This post reminds me of my relationship with my ex girlfriend. She let me go because according to her "we were both young" and she was having FOMO because her hoe friends were hoeing it out with random dudes. That was 3 years ago. She reached out to me like a week ago lol. I haven't responded nor will I respond. I guess life finally caught up to her. Such a shame. I actually was dating for marriage.

Blogginginvicecity · 2021-11-21T08:36:14+00:00

Damn that grass looks green!

Wide-Illustrator2906 · 2021-11-21T07:19:58+00:00

I have two takeaways from this.

It's always a bad thing for a young man to be in a committed relationship that early. Most girls at that age are not thinking abour committment or long term relationships. They are eager to ride the CC, just like she is. Young men, save yourself the trouble, keep it casual
.You are what your friends are. If her friends are sluts, then so is she. Oil and water don't mix. Sluts don't hang out with virgins. People hang out with like minded people .

InevitableOwl1 · 2021-11-21T08:24:22+00:00

She should consider how close her friends are to having anything like what she has (answer : not very)

Also the “go back to the beginning” and date him post CC doesn’t make any sense. She doesn’t understand (how could she based on propaganda she has been raised with?) that if she did it that way round her relationship would not be the same. The love she claims to have for him (although that doesn’t sound genuine) would not exist. She definitely would have “fallen for him” so fast

This I guess is the outcome of having casual sex be largely consequence free. Would her opinion really be the same if her friends were basically frowned upon by all of society for their actions and had their future relationship prospects openly talked down? And if a bunch of them had got knocked up due to no birth control and be left as single moms. Somehow her tune would be very different in those cases

MastermindX · 2021-11-21T12:23:04+00:00

She thinks she's wasting her life because she's not getting black-out drunk and stuffed by random cocks in the toilet of the club every weekend. That's what society is doing to young people.

SnooChipmunks3163 · 2021-11-21T21:11:26+00:00

I blame her friends and this women have deep issues for validation. My husband took my virginity and I married at early 20. His concerns that I want to hop on CC one day because I would missed out so many dicks. Ehhh no, not at all. My friends on the other hand are no better, they are always on dates and hookups every weekend. They told me that it’s a big mistake that I only slept with one guy. I ditched them I don’t feel like I miss out anything. I enjoy my life with my husband. Might be pair bonding but I am very content and satisfied with my sex life too. With 40s she will be on dating sites and ask where are all the good men.

flowingwisdom13 · 2021-11-21T11:23:36+00:00

Seems to me like she got into the relationship out of fear to be on her own, and not because she found him attractive. Not that it matters, they always end up getting bored and wanting something new

NoonTimeHoopsMVP · 2021-11-21T16:20:45+00:00

This should be mandatory reading for every young man.

Right there explains it all. He did nothing wrong. He followed the playbook he was given to the letter and it means nothing at all. It is a depressing read. She doesn't even try to paint a single action of his as bad or justification for leaving. She knows she is wrong on every level.

Modern women are vapid.

Jealously is a hell of a drug. And social media just amps it up.

vegasbadboy702 · 2021-11-21T15:55:23+00:00

This post is so apropos regarding the current state of women it’s not even funny. All men should have to read this in high school and college.

This woman wants to ride the cc despite clearly stating “my sex life is just fine as well” and “I love him to death”. All because she wants to live her life “with no regrets”. This poor guy has no clue, thinks he found a good girl early on. Her friends will pressure her until she wears down and cheats on this guy cuz you go girl. Disgusting. It isn’t “somewhat selfish” it’s down right selfish and shortsighted. Modern women cannot be tamed. They aren’t marriage minded and even finding them early doesn’t seem to mean much.

MouseMiIk · 2021-11-21T16:32:05+00:00

I hate how absolutely predictable she is. She's the perfect encapsulation of everything Rollo Tomassi and Rich Cooper have been saying for years. She's following the imperative to the letter. I only wish I could watch, like a case study, her epiphany phase and inevitable depression in her mid to late 30s.

I only hope her boyfriend gets unplugged as a consequence. It's him that I worry about.

One-Move · 2021-11-21T18:09:58+00:00

🤦🏻‍♂️ 100 years ago grandma would have take her aside and slapped the shit out of her and everything would have been good, because back then the women around her actually cared for her.

coloradocaniac · 2021-11-21T10:07:45+00:00

"Why throw away your life so recklessly?"

TexasMilitia · 2021-11-21T07:20:35+00:00

She really could’ve kept the headline and the first three words. Then we could wisely nod our heads and move to more important matters.

Joaquino7997 · 2021-11-21T09:23:18+00:00

I see so many teens having kids before they're old enough to drink, and NONE of them ever make it to 25 before that relationship falls apart and ends in divorce - if they even had the good sense to get married.

Then these women get on these dating websites and when asked about why their marriage (or relationship with baby daddy) ended, they unanimously say "oh well we were young."

Young folks doing grown folk business doesn't answer that question - at all.

princessyungbunny · 2021-11-21T12:58:01+00:00

This chick said; since I'm not having sex with random guys, I can't have fun partying, can't drink alcohol, can't get easy validation, can't accept invitations from my ho friends. Ummm ok yah throw away the future so you can feel popular and attractive.

EmceeHammer1 · 2021-11-21T15:42:52+00:00

I'm not a betting man unless it's a very safe bet and I'd bet she will sabotage the shit out of that relationship in no time.

BluepillProfessor · 2021-11-21T15:04:09+00:00

Such silly, slippery, sloppy similes.

WeRAllOnThisBlessedD · 2021-11-21T15:16:09+00:00

Jesus Christ. As always, they’re perfectly happy but they’re also not happy. They want everything but they also want nothing at all but they also want something different than what they already have.

I truly want to believe that decent trad women still exist somewhere but if they do they’re a severely endangered species.

Sintar07 · 2021-11-21T13:54:31+00:00

Oof, I feel a little bad for this one because she seems to know it's basically dumb and wrong, but can't shake the feeling anyway. Probably because women are very social creatures and her friends are bad women who try to make her feel bad about having a good man so they can feel good about engaging in hookup culture. And odds are everybody will give her TERRIBLE advice.

What she REALLY needs to do is distance herself from the low value women she surrounds herself with, find some new friends, preferably some happily married couples, and let the social pressure work for her.

yaboimissesezlayups · 2021-11-21T13:54:51+00:00

I don’t understand the logic here

cryptotelemetry · 2021-11-21T16:35:14+00:00

GYOW.

phoenixgreek · 2021-11-21T18:58:49+00:00

We dont make this up, we just see real life events & then translate those events online.

yhru91 · 2021-11-21T13:29:24+00:00

She should break up with him for his sake so he can find a chick who will lock him down right away and treat him right.

Talk about having the golden opportunity in front of you and wanting to disregard it for things that you know won’t be fulfilling.

LVL50JustThisGuy · 2021-11-21T17:01:25+00:00

If you want to "experience things yourself", that is the life you choose; all by yourself.

...forever.

VeganKetoMan · 2021-11-21T18:04:12+00:00

Sounds like she wants to hop on the carousel, become a 304, and live her best life

Frosty_League · 2021-11-21T19:39:41+00:00

Jesus fucking Christ. That’s it. Never getting married, never getting into another relationship ever again. If this is the way they actually think I want no part of being emotionally attached to a woman in any way, shape, or form

Neldot · 2021-11-21T22:06:28+00:00

The bad news is that this brainless gurl will cheat on his boyfriend very soon, it's just a matter of time.

The good news is that he will eventually find out, and if he is not too fool, he will throw her to the street where she belongs, avoiding a lot more pain in the future.

dzikun · 2021-11-22T01:48:59+00:00

"He is a good guy" yup... He is fucked. Too boring for her. Too easy. No tingles!

The funny thing is if she leaves him and she will she'll end up 40 single and with cats... She already lost and doesn't know it.

NakedlyStripped · 2021-11-22T02:29:13+00:00

She needs to leave this guy so that he can find someone that actually wants the best for both of them. She is not capable of delivering that.

KxngFunkeeOfficial · 2021-11-22T04:20:52+00:00

this bitch is scum

Mister_McDerp · 2021-11-23T11:11:06+00:00

wow, she is hitting all the cliches.

"I wish I'd be more of a slut"

This is why we can't have nice things.

maruadventurer · 2021-11-22T04:04:06+00:00

This relationship won't make it for two reasons:

She isn't ready.
He is surely clueless.

paristeta · 2021-11-22T07:39:29+00:00

I wish i have found the video, where a psychologist told us what women really want...

Answer: "More"

Educational_Iron958 · 2021-11-22T09:27:19+00:00

This is so crazy it feels fake..... It has all the classic crazy girl red flags, feel bad for the dude

PopularBug5 · 2021-11-25T02:09:44+00:00

You heard it gents.

Living one's life to the fullest involves being a slut.

It's more fulfilling to have boring hookup sex with randos than exciting relationship sex with a man who genuinely cares about you.

No, don't explode your brains trying to rationalize that bullshit. Only sluts can.

MAFiA_79 · 2021-11-22T20:35:37+00:00

Clown 😂

loneliness-inc · 2021-11-21T11:51:41+00:00

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CovidCommando21 · 2021-11-21T13:30:46+00:00

I'm going to give this girl SOME credit. She's super young and wants to experience life in general. Yes, that includes multiple sexual encounters, but it also includes taking some time to see what you want to do/the kind of person you want to be as an adult. That's reasonable. She is specifically talking about wanting sex/to flirt with a bunch of different men, but I'm thinking there's possibly more to it that maybe she can't articulate herself. It's more what this guy represents; staying the same person you were in high school.

She just needs to be honest with this dude and probably take some time to reflect on her goals and/or desires for herself in adulthood and probably not date ANYONE for a bit.

RumRogerz · 2021-11-21T18:59:52+00:00

In her defence - she’s only 20. I mean, I couldn’t fathom having a girlfriend that young - I would have missed out on so fucking much fun

Title	Stupid schoolgirl seeks supplementary shlong. Soon she'll stray streets, still sorrily searching sparks.
Author	Impressive-Cricket-8
Upvotes	326
Comments	193
Date	November 21, 2021 4:42 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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