We had our day in court and it went about as expected. 60/40 split of all assets her way. We were married for less than six months but that didn’t matter because she is “crappy with money and makes next to nothing” and “equity” is the standard they go by.

All in all, glad it’s over with. It does chap my ass to be out roughly 90-100k after everything is said and done but all I can do is move forward more aware than I was before. Head on a swivel gents, some of these ladies will lie to your face and pretend to be something they are not to get that legal document set up just to rob you blind a few months later.