He definitely has this message saved to send to several women lol. The actual text had me cracking up though, who introduces themself like this??

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shockingupdate · 2021-03-06T04:13:42+00:00

Pause it and skim that paragraph y’all, he couldn’t even wait til the first date to start love-bombing with everything he knows The Female Monolith wants to hear. Out here copy-pasting wedding vows to a stranger.

Greendreem · 2021-03-06T05:15:53+00:00

I KID YOU NOT IVE RECEIVED THAT MESSAGE BEFORE!

RabidWench · 2021-03-06T05:21:24+00:00

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SakuraGirl88 · 2021-03-06T05:54:37+00:00

I tried to pause and read it. He said, he's a Christian, but also a freak when he has to be. Said he was a physical therapy assistant but also works at Amazon 😒. The text contradicted itself more than once 😖.

Dexaroo5716 · 2021-03-06T04:40:07+00:00

Hahah I gotta damn job! I ain’t reading all that!

MagnfiqueMaleficent · 2021-03-06T08:26:56+00:00

He’s a physical therapy assistant, a massage therapist and works at Amazon. 🤡

annamae602 · 2021-03-06T07:16:59+00:00

The “hopefully I hope” is killing me 😂

Alpha_Aries · 2021-03-06T06:31:11+00:00

Ewwww I hate when men are smooth talkers. I cringe on the inside when I hear that slick shit. It's not cute and it's definitely not original.

Meadow97 · 2021-03-06T15:12:47+00:00

"I work at Massage Envy".."I work at Amazon".. "I'm a physical therapist assistant".. "I'm a massage therapist".. "I do runways"

🤔🤔🤔

Lavender_flow · 2021-03-06T08:09:52+00:00

My reaction 😂🙄😒🤢💀

Basem3nt · 2021-03-06T09:04:48+00:00

Isn’t it a copypasta?

Equal-Ear2312 · 2021-03-06T13:56:06+00:00

damn!

I was in college and kind of clueless about life and I started talking online with this dude who t would send me 10k worth of mail. like 2x a day.

at first, it was... interesting albeit a bit overwhelming.

then... it became cringy af.

I couldn't keep up with that.

and if I didn't reply fast enough or consistently enough, he would call me and ask me what did I think about something that he wrote there. and I was like... sorry, I have to write my paper, interview for jobs and study for my exam session; good luck living off your parents' income!

SarcasmSlide · 2021-03-06T13:59:05+00:00

Bitch I got a damn job!

😂 😂

Party-Promise-8840 · 2021-03-06T13:21:34+00:00

Oof. I just spent more time reading that than I should have. I bet he’s sent the EXACT same text to every woman he can. That was exhausting to read.🤦‍♀️

1Here4Bach · 2021-03-06T17:22:04+00:00

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

libramo0n · 2021-03-06T14:57:25+00:00

Someone last week sent me a link to his website where he listed out every horoscope, Meyers Briggs, love language, enneagram number, “sex type”(?), etc etc etc. No joke the site was 10x longer than that text. I read through the first paragraph where he wrote down all the things he NEEDS his partner to be/do so he can “grow.”(Including her birth his “multiple children”).

Just so fucking exhausting. What’s gross to me is they are cosplaying a HVM. But they are actually just a LVM with a ridiculous list of demands!

2021-03-06T10:58:13+00:00

It legit looks like a resume 😂😂😂 A really depressing curriculum lol

seadragon6 · 2021-03-06T14:54:35+00:00

I stopped at Gemini...

bananna_nut · 2021-03-06T20:15:52+00:00

Please tell me this is a parody of the "my name is Yoshikage Kira" copypasta 💀💀

ChickaDeeD33 · 2021-03-06T17:00:55+00:00

Lost me immediately with bad grammar/punctuation/spelling. If you're too lazy to type "y-o-u", I don't have the gorram time for this.

jargon_explosion · 2021-03-06T17:13:55+00:00

I'd feel really overwhelmed getting a text like this before even having a conversation.

2021-03-06T16:35:31+00:00

Writing a whole novel (and copy-pasting), classy. /s

Title	He definitely has this message saved to send to several women lol. The actual text had me cracking up though, who introduces themself like this??
Author	lisanolisa
Upvotes	446
Comments	45
Date	March 6, 2021 4:06 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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