I really fucked up fellas. I feel terrible.

Relaxedllama · 2021-11-26T10:45:29+00:00

bro this shitis made up from j cole wet dreamz

MidnightNinja627 · 2021-11-26T01:40:17+00:00

I mean. She came to you hoping you’d be there for her, and you showed her that your mind was elsewhere. You already know what you did wrong, don’t make that mistake again. She’s more than sexual actions. Be better.

sslacaptain · 2021-11-26T11:18:44+00:00

fifty shades of fiction.

TheOffice_Account · 2021-11-26T02:11:27+00:00

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Electrical-House-823 · 2021-11-26T03:13:22+00:00

Amazing

jimbimbob · 2021-11-26T03:21:23+00:00

This is the funniest shit I’ve read this month🤣🤣🤣

IGetBoredSometimes23 · 2021-11-26T03:50:32+00:00

Well, you know you fucked up, and unfortunately that's all you can do from this.

I wish there was a way you could make things right, but if she blocked you, she wants you out of her life.

You know to do better next time.

DylanFiglewicz · 2021-11-26T13:01:24+00:00

The "Sucking dick is good for you" excuse, is what brings this to a whole other level of tism lmaoooo

Liberalistic · 2021-11-26T05:46:17+00:00

Big ooof. I would have left on the spot.

Karoshi31 · 2021-11-26T02:04:27+00:00

This is hilarious. Would be a great future story to tell. Don’t feel bad about it just learn from it

TheMoorNextDoor · 2021-11-26T01:48:18+00:00

Bruh hold on you was just walking your dog, she was walking her dog, you insta brought her back home and smashed? The same exact day?

Bruh I done smashed a good amount of girls in my life, one night stand and all, but never have I ever heard someone getting some just from walking the dog.

Jamesdoink · 2021-11-26T12:31:30+00:00

Probably didn't even give her a kiss for giving you oral 😞

rdotskip · 2021-11-26T05:44:22+00:00

Wtf

First of all why the fuck would you say that you won’t let the dog in your house because it “smells and runs all over my house”.

Yeah? That’s what dogs do. You are clearly selfish as fuck. Which is why you said “you can suck my dick”. You didn’t care at ALL that she was upset. You care NOW, but you still don’t care about whatever it is she’s upset over. You just care that you said the wrong thing but don’t realize why you even said it.

Absolutely pathetic.

mookyvon · 2021-11-26T06:04:20+00:00

What is this tumblr? Stop posting your made up fantasies here. This is cringe af

A_solo_tripper · 2021-11-26T05:47:26+00:00

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itswinky · 2021-11-26T08:53:31+00:00

You’re an idiot.

A_solo_tripper · 2021-11-26T01:37:46+00:00

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2021-11-26T01:40:51+00:00

Yikes. Well man, you're right. You live and learn.

CaseyBentonTheDog · 2021-11-26T13:22:02+00:00

“something miner” lmao this shits funny

SaintLaurent- · 2021-11-26T14:16:04+00:00

Its a good thing you acknowledge that you fucked up, cause that was really fucked man.

totalwarwiser · 2021-11-26T01:23:23+00:00

Shit.

Hope you learn and grow to be a man, otherwise you will die alone.

She is a human. You are not. You are ugly.

neondream666 · 2021-11-26T04:20:54+00:00

Ehh, sounds like you two are just convenient for each other, not that either of you are really into each other. You’ll find more, just keep working out and working on your communication skills

jhaltib · 2021-11-26T08:10:14+00:00

You deserved that.

Mbfe · 2021-11-26T12:23:55+00:00

“had her do small shit like get my water from the table…” Wow, you made yourself seem like a condescending prick, and thinking she wants to make you jealous is absolutely egomania. And what guy do you know who won’t let a dog inside for a suck/swallow blowie? If not for that part I’d have thought you were 15.

jimmyhalpert2 · 2021-11-26T05:26:29+00:00

This is hilarious man. I’m sorry but I don’t know how those words came out of your mouth in that situation😂😂

I don’t know if this is a good idea, probably isn’t but the last thing I would do is maybe get something for the dog? Like a toy. Bring it to her house and deliver it. If she doesn’t answer the door just leave it there with a note saying “I’m truly sorry” or something like that and move on. Maybe she’ll text back idk

Ok_Actuary5216 · 2021-11-26T05:31:27+00:00

No you didn’t

catalinbirsan · 2021-11-26T01:42:46+00:00

How do you get the girl? I am walking every day 1h, I see a lot of girl but I fuck 0 😂. What was your spell in the beginning ?

Anyway is the perfect time for you to go into semretention. I’m in that sub here on reddit from a year and is crazy man. I had a 30 days streak and that blow my mind. I start recover some memory from 10-15 year that I haven’t remember before lool. Just give it a try man It will blow your mind and you have nothing to lose believe me and the other 100k+ members from that sub

Ok-Resolution9387 · 2021-11-26T03:13:57+00:00

I mean that was one hella wrong thing to say mate. However learn and let go that's what life is ....¯_(ツ)_/¯

A_solo_tripper · 2021-11-26T06:28:34+00:00

You seem ice cold

RobMosaku · 2021-11-26T09:01:31+00:00

Dont oneitis bro, come on man.

Luchostil · 2021-11-26T09:25:56+00:00

ooo man, what a scumbag ahjahahahahha

2021-11-26T10:23:12+00:00

The old smd as a distraction from your emotions

Cyberfaust11 · 2021-11-26T10:24:41+00:00

She blocked you because you hugged her.

TheCaribbeanRedditor · 2021-11-26T10:27:03+00:00

Sorry but I had to LOL.

You said some stupid insensitive shit in the moment. It happens. We have brain farts.

What you SHOULD do is write an apology. A proper one. You should have done that in the first place, but better late than never. Try to put your apology somewhere that she can read it. Then leave her alone. If she DOES contact you then great. If she doesn't then you move on.

willgo-waggins · 2021-11-26T12:12:01+00:00

Glad you know you fucked up but your new plan still sucks. Don’t escalate with people that are hurting. Don’t give her shots first to loosen her up. Just let her talk, be her rock, hug her. Jesus Christ dude, it’s not all about your dick 100% of the time.

Shad0wca7 · 2021-11-26T12:13:24+00:00

Judgement lapses sometimes and we all fuck up. You’ve recognised that and that’s OK.

However all this “be better” stuff is nonsense - I don’t believe you pushed her away with that one comment. If she’s really into you then it wouldn’t create the behaviour she’s exhibiting.

Did she say what the argument was about? I suspect it was something to do with her / her future and plans and she was already thinking along the lines of if she wants to marry this other guy then it’s not going to happen with you in the picture.

Women can be incredibly goal driven and utterly ruthless in their emotional actions - there’s more going on here than just a silly comment.

AllocNeighley · 2021-11-26T12:28:50+00:00

Hey, I'll change your story

You can suck my dick

'I can't believe you just said that to me!'

##

I tried to play it off and say that studies show that sucking dick is good for you

And

Between every bell, I reach over to her and hug and squeeze her in a sign of 'I'm here for you'

Go back to ## and instead look at her in a meaningful way

Bet it'll make you feel better

Instead you backpedal and show puppy love while she wanted man love. Also if you can't handle overt communication, i.e suck my dick, and use it poorly - don't. Alternative *"Hey, I understand. Now come over here" *, proceed to make her feel small and protected as a man.

Lastly Romeo, stop acting like this is some kind of lost love. Best wishes

coma_eternal · 2021-11-26T13:09:42+00:00

Lol dumbass

BrummieAMN19 · 2021-11-26T13:33:33+00:00

Hahahahaha this is the funniest Reddit post I’ve read in awhile what a mess 😭😭

michriscoo · 2021-11-26T14:05:09+00:00

You messed up. She just needed an ear to listen at that moment. Take it as a learning experience. Move on. Hopefully you don't do that next time.

PurnimaTitha · 2021-11-26T14:13:30+00:00

Any person who doesn’t like dogs is a deal breaker, to be honest.

GandhiTheHoleResizer · 2021-11-26T14:15:23+00:00

Dude no, your plan for “next time” is still bad. Learn some empathy and how to help people unpack their emotions, instead of your first response being “showering them in affections” getting them drunk, and trying to fuck them

bbchilla · 2021-11-26T17:03:05+00:00

You’re good man. She’s going to unblock you. Just wait it could be a few weeks. You should’ve corrected yourself then attended to her emotions then ask her to suck your dick. It didn’t seem like anything serious, so that’s her fault. She never expected you to be her boyfriend.

Jimbobbly123 · 2021-11-26T17:33:09+00:00

Seems like you are self aware enough to learn a lesson.

For future, never tell a dog owner that their dog is a nuisance, that wasn't the way to word it.

Trocek · 2021-11-26T07:57:38+00:00

You were never even a player. She was just killing some time, while the guy she liked was busy. Otherwise she'd be way more tolerating. She wasn't trying to make you jealous either, just vented to someone whose opinion doesn't matter in the first place. Looks like it's your first experience with a female manipulator. And for the future, when you say something like that, your best bet is to turn it into a joke.

nomadiclives · 2021-11-26T07:30:08+00:00

You are an awful person, or at least behaved like one and the woman found enough self respect within herself to cut you out of her life. I have absolutely no idea why you’d even mention stuff like not letting her dog in - is that somehow relevant to the story at all or you just enjoy boasting how much control you had over this girl?

I would suggest to work on yourself and build some emotional maturity. Treating her like a sex object is not the way to go about building any meaningful relationships - even if the relationship is purely sexual.

PeperoParty · 2021-11-26T06:05:31+00:00

Holy shit this is sad… there are actual people that believe this story?

This guy denies the existence of Corona for crying out loud…

wisevirgin · 2021-11-26T04:22:31+00:00

Women are wired more into the other half of the brain that handles their more emotions and are lesser in analytical/reasoning/spacial relations like men are wired. This is what we call women’s intuition. What you spoke was sounding self-centered, Narcacism and unemotional. Her intuition said, “run!”

SuaveFuck · 2021-11-26T08:08:07+00:00

she offered you her fun sextoy mode, and it got so to your head, that you completely disregarded her as a true sextoy. i did such a massssive clusterfuckup of a veeeery great going sexual thing 20 years ago once. youll learn more from that more then from getting your dick sucked surely. this is what happens, Larry.

gangoni · 2021-11-26T12:59:03+00:00

I’m proud of you.

You’re not her emotional tampon, she can’t just bring her shit to you like that.

annanas____ · 2021-11-26T13:14:43+00:00

Um, maybe go to therapy? You sound like a terrible person and it’s not just the suck my dick part. Seriously this post made my vagina dry up, I‘d never hook up with someone like this.

First of all, the dog. Why hit on a woman who’s walking her dog when you don’t like dogs? And why didn’t you just tell her not to bring her dog the next time instead of letting the poor guy wait outside? Something could have happened to it!

Then, why the hell would you „have her do small things for you“? Are you on some sort of weird power game?

Why would you offer her shots? Like are you a teenager?

harvey_croat · 2021-11-26T13:50:22+00:00

Next time you should say to go anal. Sucking dick is inappropriate for the person.

PS. Stop looking her as sexual object. She is person like any other, imagine someone says that to your sister. Also mentioning swallow lol

Humblepie125 · 2021-11-26T09:42:25+00:00

She literally lives right next to you. Blocking you via text doesn't change that. She'll thaw.

Mewoir78 · 2021-11-26T09:49:32+00:00

Thank you for that story, made my fking day

TempAcc64 · 2021-11-26T09:54:06+00:00

Live and learn sure.

You were honest and she wanted something from you that your relationship wasn't built on at all. Lol.

robml · 2021-11-26T10:18:25+00:00

Yeah you didn't fuck up lol, just give her her space to go thru her emotions and it'll be ok

Oriential-amg77 · 2021-11-26T11:16:31+00:00

Bro that's straight up rude. I would laugh and probably do it if it was one of the bros, but man... that was a dick move 😂

d4rthque · 2021-11-26T04:08:40+00:00

That was fucked. But you’re cool as fuck. Don’t sweat. If she ever gives you the time of day again, say you’re sorry and mean it. If she wants to make up and suck you up, so be it. If not, at least you can avoid the bad karma. In parting, always remember, don’t let your meat loaf!

anon3451 · 2021-11-26T04:41:01+00:00

Shit happens bro believe that. Nothing lasts forever

TightButLoose · 2021-11-26T06:33:16+00:00

Godamn bro. 1. This was a funny story. 2. I feel your pain of having convenient and non-complicated pussy vanish into thin air. I sorta understand why you said it… you were drunk off the power you had over her. Little effort on your part for the lay…. Maybe got too cocky? Either way, you realize your mistake and now you learn to not be so insensitive and remember to treat others as a human being.

But damn… this story was brought to you by the letter L. You’ll be alright champ

Equivalent_Ad7389 · 2021-11-26T10:22:01+00:00

It's not over. Give it a month of space, just avoid her. Her emotions and impression of you will reset, maybe she'll get a subtle hint you're with another girl.

When you see her again, act like nothing happened. Start with a fresh way to boost her mood. You don't need to say "I'm here for you" EVER. You just give that hint from your attention and body language.

PushOrganic · 2021-11-26T04:50:28+00:00

Don’t worry she’ll be back in 2 weeks

JayinHK · 2021-11-26T04:56:37+00:00

Next time you see her, if she's up to talk, apologize and say you don't know why you said it. It just came out. That's if you wanna try and get things going again.

YoungAussiePrince · 2021-11-26T04:58:01+00:00

What fight were you watching

TwistyPop · 2021-11-26T05:02:39+00:00

Man I wish I had more to add but just wanted to say this is really funny lol

TintNerd213 · 2021-11-26T05:11:37+00:00

😂 your seduction game is flawless 😂 great way you could had comeback lol with more flawless seduction 😂

AngledLuffa · 2021-11-26T07:36:07+00:00

You don't talk about her as anyone you give any kind of shit about, just someone you want to fuck, so frankly you've done her a big favor here. Sure, you messed up something good you had going on for yourself, but you can find someone else, right?

Frankly based on her talking about how she wants to steal a married man from his wife, you've done yourself a favor, too.

czj10 · 2021-11-26T09:11:54+00:00

Don't beat yourself up about it man. It'll just make you look needy. Stay strong and maintain frame. From what you've described (how she disrespected you by talking about other men), she shouldn't have been expecting anything but a sexual relationship with you.

stanthemilkman88 · 2021-11-26T09:15:31+00:00

You can't control how other people react.

Sokalb · 2021-11-26T02:08:46+00:00

You were too alpha. Sometimes you need to mix in some emotional support. She needed the emotional support but you basically showed her she’s only good for sex

Leviathansplunge · 2021-11-26T03:55:23+00:00

If she had sex with u the first time u met, imagine how many other guys got the same privilege. This was not a quality woman this was a girl who didn't get past slut phase. You did yourself a favour, matter of fact I'm stealing your line, the next time I need to get a girl to permanently leave me alone I'll just tell her she can suck my dick when she is upset about personal shit.

prettyflamazing · 2021-11-26T05:27:34+00:00

Hey it wasn't a complete loss, at least you provided some chuckles to randos on the internet.

throwaway_6522 · 2021-11-26T05:58:39+00:00

😂 I find the way you handled the situation hilarious

SeniorChampionship13 · 2021-11-26T06:30:17+00:00

Bro I am laughing so hard right now💀

Surfpig86 · 2021-11-26T06:55:07+00:00

I feel bad for both of you but fuck me that was funny.

Redditano14 · 2021-11-26T11:39:17+00:00

Never in my lifetime I witnessed some shit like this LMAAAAO, just learn from it, next time just try to pad her back and make a understanding face. Sometimes people don't need words, but someone who's present. This is funny yo, learn from it king 👑

Cowvonmoger · 2021-11-26T11:47:18+00:00

You’ll see her around the neighbourhood again.

Be a man, approach her and apologise, you know what you did was wrong and stupid.

Make peace for yourself by way of apology; after that, it’s up to her if anything changes, don’t grovel for it.

rollredroll · 2021-11-26T12:11:21+00:00

“Dear Editor,

You’ll never BELIEVE what just happened to me”

mostafa1022 · 2021-11-26T13:09:30+00:00

I dont think you fucked up at all

SH0wMeUrTiTz · 2021-11-26T13:37:54+00:00

I thoroughly enjoyed reading this for real

2021-11-26T14:16:18+00:00

I would read a book written like this

mistahARK · 2021-11-26T14:27:33+00:00

I have an equally stupid mouth bro. Let me know if you figure out why we say such incredibly inappropriate shit at the worst time. I never even know how to make it right either, which is the worst part really.

EbonyProgrammer · 2021-11-26T15:25:43+00:00

Everyone's hating on you but you actually did the right thing, let me explain, this girl did not take you seriously long term and never would. She also doesn't seem like girlfriend material, I mean she's chasing after a married man and brings her dog to your house so that it could wait outside while you fuck her.

She tried to use you as an emotional pillow and you showed her why she can't. Cut your losses, believe me if you were supportive she would've gotten very annoying very fast.

ChurchofCaboose1 · 2021-11-26T15:38:46+00:00

Rookie mistake. Sorry man.

Organic_Valuable7826 · 2021-11-26T16:04:00+00:00

You fucked up not !… if this story is true, where you fucked up was trying to cover up for what you said… she has sucked your dick before. Telling her she can suck your dick again is not the problem, the problem is she challenging what you said and then you’re being shaky about it, trying to give a back story to why you just said what you said… imagine she asked “what did you just say to me”. And you repeated it the exact same way ! Not Mincing words… now that would have been better…. She could act like she’s angry over what you said, but you don’t need to be moved, trust me she is only acting to see how you react… if what you said is no big deal to you, she would see it as No big deal either, but if you try to say you’re sorry, that’s when she considers you an idiot.. remember, she’s been fucking and sucking you before, so this is not a random stranger, you’ve been fucking… another thing, I have no idea what you guys were texting about, but I’m sure that’s what probably led to her blocking you… from the way you explained this story, and you mincing your words when she challenges you, I believe that’s how you text with her, and she has read that you are not a man to be with.. you are not assertive mate !…

BoogerGuts · 2021-11-26T16:51:09+00:00

Your relationship with her may not be lost, if you go to her and address what you said and make it clear that it wasn't okay and that you should have been there for her instead, you may be able to salvage the situation (after some time, don't do it immediately). Make sure if you do that, sex is no where near the conversation and is not evidently your only goal for rekindling and making amends with her. That open honesty of expressing that you don't know how to handle others in a vulnerable state and that you're ashamed of how you acted, on top of actively trying to change that may be enough to keep her as a friend and a potential fuck buddy (or partner, do you) down the road.

EDIT: All this being said, if you're trying to move on to someone new instead I get it. But there are plenty of situations that are salvageable that may not seem to be. Emotional maturity and communication go a long way

Faginator9000 · 2021-11-26T17:51:09+00:00

L E G E N D

Shanbaceball · 2021-11-26T18:31:31+00:00

Woman are just more then our bodies can you please do better in the respect department. If you cant even offer her support and love during moments of venerability then your a piece of crap. You dont deserve sex or any of that

hamany9 · 2021-11-26T18:36:10+00:00

I had the same thing happen to me. One chick I was dating, Was telling me about her ex, And she was being open and vulnerable to me. She was telling me about how her ex used to beat and abuse her. Then I asked her for how long did your relationship last with your ex? She said 1 year. I told her 1 year of abuse? You're stupid for staying with him that long. I knew that i fucked up when i said that even though i didn't mean it in a bad way. Regardless, I never saw her again after that day.

LandscapeClear1630 · 2021-11-26T18:49:46+00:00

ahahahah love it

Happy_Problem_1497 · 2021-11-26T19:05:01+00:00

When you make a mistake you have two option: Deal with it, or fix it.

If you still wanna be on good terms with her. Talk to her about it directly. APOLOGIZE, then work your way back in from there. Otherwise, just keep it moving.

savaj__ · 2021-11-26T19:13:28+00:00

She’ll be back

gangweedsavedme · 2021-11-26T19:23:24+00:00

Ur a piece of shit bro. Life isn’t about sex.

2021-11-26T19:30:52+00:00

Tell her you fucked up and you want to be there. And that dog is probably why you guys banged. Lol.

purplemindstate · 2021-11-26T20:16:13+00:00

Remember when you chase things they tend to run from you…Go your own way and she’ll be back …eventually. Everyone acting like you’re some sort of villain but that’s not true, just as she doesn’t owe you any sex, you don’t owe her a therapy session or any thing of that sort. Please be more self aware next time though.

Bravo823 · 2021-11-26T20:29:48+00:00

Should have let the dog in the house before saying that

2021-11-26T20:54:48+00:00

Yea this is defintely a troll. That or you have never had a serious human interaction before

Infinite-Ad5805 · 2021-11-26T21:48:05+00:00

Damn bruh you’re an asshole of a person

2021-11-26T22:46:45+00:00

The second hand embarrassment i got from this… fuck bro. Whelp like they say, there are plenty of other girls to stick your dick in

heraldos · 2021-11-26T23:22:05+00:00

Learn from your mistake and keep going but Say sorry again if You can only because is necesary. Thanks for share your history

twinkie_doodle · 2021-11-26T23:32:19+00:00

I wouldn't beat yourself up, like you pointed out you already had some issues and she was playing games with talking about wanting to marry another guy. I mean, that alone would be enough to turn me off completely from anything emotional with her. But still good to learn from this, anytime someone comes to you crying is not a good time to offer for them to suck your dick.

Zibski · 2021-11-27T00:47:58+00:00

At least you are smarter now

the-mo55 · 2021-11-27T01:12:06+00:00

This is either a poor work of fiction or you’re a major douche canoe.

FaithInStrangers94 · 2021-11-27T01:21:53+00:00

Did you end up fucking her dog though?

gpm0063 · 2021-11-28T19:01:35+00:00

You lost me at” saw a girl walking her dog, we talked and her and her dog came back to my place and we fucked”

You are not a good liar and an even worse writer!

I really fucked up fellas. I feel terrible.

Comments

The first time she came over.

Title	I really fucked up fellas. I feel terrible.
Author	A_solo_tripper
Upvotes	197
Comments	242
Date	November 26, 2021 1:04 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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