Q4Men: If you woke up tomorrow as a pretty 18 year old woman how would you live your life?

Master_of_Ritual · 2016-07-27T22:25:06+00:00

This would not be a great outcome except for the regained years. I would use the opportunity to do academics a lot better this time around. If I had the same mind I'd still be attracted to women. I'd probably get gay married after I started my new career and settle into a comfortable bed death.

hakosua · 2016-07-27T22:28:44+00:00

The most important first step would be to play around with my titties.

I'd probably get into a monogamous relationship assuming I still have the same basic personality.

Also based on that assumption, I'm sure I'd use my newfound womanly ways to get free or cheap drugs.

Can't imagine my career prospects being too different especially since unlike in the US "affirmative action" is basically illegal here. You cannot advertise jobs only for certain genders.

extant_outis · 2016-07-27T23:02:01+00:00

I would probably get into fashion and make-up, maybe pursue that as a career. I really enjoy some women's fashion.

DaphneDK · 2016-07-28T01:09:23+00:00

I'd wake up with a girl's body but since I still have my own mind, with a male brain. So I'd live my life the same way I do as a man. Also, I'd be lesbian.

-Genji- · 2016-07-27T23:52:30+00:00

There's nothing about waking up as a pretty 18 year old woman that appeals to me tbh. I'd just feel sorry that it happened

monkees4va · 2016-07-28T00:33:58+00:00

I'd be very confused.

I'd probably spend most of my time trying to reverse this magical PPD hex and become average male me again.

In the meantime I'd go full lesbian, significantly improve my oral skills and learn how to finger fuck while having long ass fingernails. But who knows? I'd probably fuck a man eventually, out of pure curiosity more than anything else.

I don't think I'd try to change much. I'm a prideful fucker. The best thing about being alive so far has been being me and not someone else.

Maybe I'd go trans. I still live in a conservative place. So after getting the surgery, I'd document my hardships and prejudices I faced as a trans man. My autobiography "Becoming Butch" would be a bestseller and I'd be on Oprah and shit.

The feature film based on my autobiography would be serious Oscar bait and I'd get lots of money. I'd make enough to afford a bionic dick and to get plastic surgery good enough to make myself the hottest trans man ever.

Then I'd bang lots of women. The end.

vandaalen · 2016-07-27T21:57:01+00:00

This would heavily depend on if I had to stay her for the rest of my life.

If not: Fuck it and jump on the cock-carousel (no homo!). Find the next coke dealer and here we go...

Of course I'd use my looks for my benefits. Everything else would be rather retarded. It's acruel world and you should play the cards you've been dealt.

If I had to stay like that, I'd go and find me some obscenely rich chad in his 30s or 40s and try to tie him down. I'd then get some kids and enjoy my life, screaming at the housemaids, making music, doing jiu-jitsu, maybe wasting some of my husband's money on a small but nice gym, and basically doing whatever the fuck I feel like doing.

I would be leading a life where I only have to take the burdens I want to take.

Fuck college. Who needs that kind of shit if you can afford to learn whatever you want to learn from the best in a field? Maybe with travelling to some congresses around the world, and learn of the latest developments in those fields, just because I can.

RojoEscarlata · 2016-07-28T02:37:20+00:00

A young hot(hopefully) girl with the mind of a late twenties RP as fuck guy.

I would conker the world tbh famalam.

Five_Decades · 2016-07-28T04:16:22+00:00

Find a wealthy lesbian and marry her

SexyMcSexington · 2016-07-28T04:24:23+00:00

It would completely depend if I had my own brain or the female equivalent to my brain.

If I was man-brained I’d probably stick to some combination of looks and intellect. Farthest I think I’d go was cam-whoring if I chose to go down that path. I’m pretty aloof so the idea of having to spend time with someone I’m not into (like a fuck to get ahead) is very unpalatable to me.

If I was woman-brained I probably wouldn’t sloot it up (for money at least). Even as a man I prefer monogamy. I am far too lazy to “spin plates” or run multiple dates or anything like that. I’d just try to snag the best guy I could.

Lonny_zone · 2016-07-28T06:09:25+00:00

How pretty? If I am a 10 I am gonna go try and become an actress and then become a director in my post-wall years.

buartha · 2016-07-28T20:49:31+00:00

Bother doctors until they gave me medication that would stop my period.

Then I'd do basically everything the same as I have already (though I'd probably do a postdoc after my PhD if I wasn't able to date my partner in this alternate universe.)

I find it weird when guys say 'oh, I'd just get married and have kids!11!!!1!' in response to this question when they didn't aim to do that as men. With the exception of guys who couldn't settle down for some reason, if you didn't do that as a man you probably wouldn't want to as a woman either. Women have dreams and ambitions too, and turning into one wouldn't mean that 'marriage, kids, the end' would magically become your ultimate goal.

ifelsedowhile · 2016-07-28T02:41:37+00:00

it would be a living hell because everyone knows western women are horribly oppressed by the patriarchy, even more so than in Saudi Arabia or Yemen.

cxj · 2016-07-28T07:44:44+00:00

Go to college to become a registered nurse. Date good looking, high beta guys in their mid 20s who are looking to settle down and have a family and already have a promising career underway. Marry by 23 or so, have 3 kids by 30, work part time as an rn and take care of the family. Kids should be grown by 50, then volunteer and/or travel with hubby.

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[deleted] · 2016-07-28T00:22:50+00:00

College; probably try to become a PA and go after Chad doctors, if I was attracted to men. If I was a lesbian...might do the same thing, but med school instead. Look decent.

rathyAro · 2016-07-28T00:56:47+00:00

Learn martial arts and hit the gym. I will be down to fight any guy who gives me shit because I'd rather take the losses than be a silent victim for life. I'd also dress and act extremely provocatively just to make guys uncomfortable. Then I'd give guys shit for treating me differently particularly teachers and bosses. Everything else I'd probably do the same.

prostate-apostate · 2016-07-28T03:02:52+00:00

idk probably kills myself , my personality would make me an awful woman .

MindTheFuture · 2016-07-28T08:17:54+00:00

Biggest difference would be in lessons learned. Party-life, habits and their effects on well-being - roads already explored, curiousities fullfilled, way more mature standing in life. I focus more on career, might consider switching the field. Relationships as they come and go, assuming sustained experience, would prefer older men and women, if things look good, might settle down earlier.

Were I really cold and immoral and aiming to optimize, I would try to snatch a successful and moderately attractive older guy for financial support, and having already lived one youth, fearlessly plop kid or two really fast, get nanny and governess asap, then back to uni and graduate, after which dump the family, move abroad, start a new with papers and divorce money in hand, kids already done and taken care of (remember, wealthy nice guy who can buy the kids the best), rock a career, start a company and see where that could lead.

[deleted] · 2016-07-28T08:41:21+00:00

Grinding clams 24/7

statsfodder · 2016-07-28T09:15:34+00:00

Short term: fall back into bed and not stop treating myself like an amusement park until i was cross-eyed.

Long term: study something worth money while getting my hotness on some cam site, reel in some sugar daddies that think I'm kawaii and take all the money they will throw at me while i live with my lezzy polycule. Once study is done enjoy the cushy career i carved out, debt free.

exit_sandman · 2016-07-28T09:15:54+00:00

Well, it would be really awkward unless my brain changed as well (i.e. I wouldn't feel like a man in a woman's body).

However, if I turned out to be what would for all intents and purposes be an 18 year old Exit_Sandwoman with the knowledge and life experience of Exit_Sandman, I'd milk that for it was worth. Maybe go the Lauren Southern-route (looking pretty while publicly saying reasonable stuff that happens to be offensive to SJWs with people hanging on my every word, and milk that ability for what it's worth).

Oh, and I'd used the additional time by studying again, and dabbling into politics (though unlike Lauren, I'd pick an actual party with influence).

Cloudchaserkestral · 2016-07-28T11:09:05+00:00

Short term? - figure out how I've changed. Explore the differences in hormones, way I'm treated, pleasure, outlook etc. Definitely try the whole sex with a guy thing. I've always been attracted to the two genders together - I imagine I'd be straight the other direction.

Learn to dance. I've always loved the way women dance. New body - new learning curve with curves. Get women to teach me how to do all the things women just know how to do.

Long term? I'd find my parents and friends and prove to them that I'm me. From there work on convincing the scientific community and world at large. Buckle down and write a book on the difference between men and women from an inside perspective, maybe get a TV show where I answer questions about what I've found.

Get rich, have babies, write about having babies and how it equates in terms of pain to being kicked in the balls . . . I think I'd live a good and happy life.

ifelsedowhile · 2016-07-28T13:36:21+00:00

I would post YT videos of my feet to profit from foot lovers. I would post YT videos of me playing cover of metal songs on guitar to get showered of compliments from thirsty betas. I would spend the rest of the time pinching and staring at my bweebs. I would also try any hairstyles known to humanfolk since as a woman, I wouldn't have any sign of male pattern baldness.

mrcs84usn · 2016-07-28T13:47:07+00:00

I would have gone to community college instead of a university. I would have gotten my associates in something relatively useful, and then I would have enlisted in the military. With how much this system bends over backwards to cater to women, I would have pretty much skated through the ranks. Additionally, it's a sausage fest of [relatively] fit men.

aanarchist · 2016-07-28T18:47:43+00:00

exactly the same as i'm living now, except now i don't have to work cuz goobers will throw money at me. hell i'll start streaming video games wearing a low cut shirt and make bank.

yarow12 · 2016-07-29T03:25:59+00:00

If I was physically an 18 year-old female while still being mentally myself, I would get a really nice part-time job. The more physically attractive you are, the better people treat you.

I'd also get my breasts sized and consider wearing dresses that don't show curves.

mordanus · 2016-07-29T16:43:56+00:00

There was a question like this in trp a couple of years ago and it's what finally shook me out of my anger stage. Most of the answers there were that they would find a rich old guy and divorce rape him out of all that he had. Made me realize that men would do the same things that women do if given the chance. We just aren't offered that level of solipsism.

DrDoSoLittle · 2016-07-29T19:19:11+00:00

Essentially, I would do the same thing that I have already done, except that I would take into account my social advantages and my biological clock.

Get a respectable degree, use my looks to establish a healthy social status and work to expand my social network. Throughout my studies and career, I would work to find like minded people and create social events that promote my social values.

Using my social network, I would try to find a like minded and respectable man, likely a Sigma personality, and work out a long term relationship goal. Ideally, I'd have two children before thirty, but I would not want to be a fully stay at home mom, instead opting for a free range child rearing where my career could include my children rather than try to put my life on hold for twenty years.

AHandsawHaven · 2017-01-04T19:41:25+00:00

I would have sex with my male self. I am a golden god like Dennis Reynolds.

prettydrunk23 · 2016-07-27T22:33:40+00:00

Depends what carries over. Do I keep the same mind? Cause then I be a lesbian. If my mind is a 18 yo girl then my first task is to become a high end hooker, make a rich guy fall in love and marry me. Then divorce or kill him for his inheritance.

Leinadro · 2016-07-27T23:45:39+00:00

Go back to college and do better (not really gender but experience) and take advantage of all those women only programs, scholarships, and grants.

Do a lot more sexual experimentation.

Having my gender to fall back on when something doesnt sound bad.

And it really helps that I can attack a guy in rage for any reason and pretty much play the victim as a get out of jail free card. I dont think I would do this but it would be tempting.

Now Im not going to act like a feminist and think a gender swap scenario is all sunshine and rainbows. (Seriously its pretty rare for a feminist to write a "if women were treated like men...." piece and actually acknowledge sexism against men.)

While those pluses would be nice there is a lot of sexism to deal with as well.

dopesk1 · 2016-07-28T17:27:44+00:00

i i i i i i i i me me i i i i i

whips hair back n forth

does my mascara, steps back, glares into mirror, pouts lips, back to mascaring

thinks 'oh omg someone fuck me'

caresses upper eye lids with purple eye shadow as the batteries run out in the vibrator jammed up my snatch

despisedlove2 · 2016-07-28T00:30:29+00:00

Probably off myself there and then. Have no desire to live as a manipulative, dishonorable, empty shallow leech.

tallwheel · 2016-07-28T02:31:22+00:00

It'd be fucking great!

Assuming I still have the same mind, and am now sexually attracted to myself, I would probably just live alone and pleasure myself in front of the mirror for the rest of my life. Maybe, if I got bored I might experiment with some lesbian relationships.

Of course, I would need to support myself somehow, so I'd probably need a job, but I'm sure I could use my looks, hiring quotas, and current skills to get a decent job. Preferably, I'd want to find something where I can work from home most of the time, and spend more time alone with my hot self. As I got older, I'd probably become a WGTOW catlady (without a cat) who plays video games and does guy things at home instead of catlady things.

If we were to change the scenario and assume that I am now attracted to guys, I would probably first try to find myself a mythical "alpha bucks", but if that didn't go through I guess I would go with a BB instead and work as little as possible. If I get thirsty for alpha cock and end cheating on him, at least I know there will be a high chance of gaining financially through the divorce (or at least not losing anything).

Yeah. Both would be great. Are you offering it? Sign me up.

betterdeadthanbeta · 2016-07-28T11:54:15+00:00

>be me, 18 year old hottie

>wake up and disentangle myself from the orgy of sweaty Chad bodies and cum

>spend 3 hours in the bathroom conducting the feminine occult mysteries of Venus while roommates beg me to hurry up

>get on my phone and start bitching to orbiters about how men only want to use me for sex, and how i wish i could find a Nice Guy like him

>use orbiter 135b to get free ride to part time job; this is too easy

>sleep with boss to get a promotion

>decide it wasnt enough money, accuse boss of oppressing me into having sex, get 100000 dollar settlement

>find a degree, college and job i want

>systematically sue for discrimination, fuck and false-rape-accuse my way into a company and position of my choosing

>start a vlog about how hard life is for women; fake death threats against myself from "MRAs" to get noticed faster

>see a homeless guy on my way to my awesome paying job; rant online about how being forced to look at those disgusting creatures is yet another example of male oppression against my gender

>mfw bloops in the comments section agree with me

>mfw i'm now an influential mainstream feminist

Feels good sis.

33a5t · 2016-07-28T12:43:14+00:00

Kill myself?

Apparently I'll be raped every day before heading to a male-dominated job that only pays me $0.74 for every dollar made by my coworkers, whose job I know how to perform better than them. On the way home I'll get triggered by the patriarchy because all the ads I see depict cis white males who aren't aware of their own privilege. While riding on the subway I'll get gangraped by all the passengers who refuse to close their legs. At home I get raped by the neighbor's dog who hasn't been made right by having his balls chopped off, as I walk into my apartment.

I try to watch TV, but the patriarchy controls the media so instead I order Chinese food and shitpost on tumblr all night. I try to use Reddit but all the users rape me and it's too triggering.

tallwheel · 2016-07-27T22:07:46+00:00

I would commit suicide at the sight of a hole between my legs.

[deleted] · 2016-07-27T22:07:49+00:00

Probably suicide.

The idea of being a woman disgusts me.

Title	Q4Men: If you woke up tomorrow as a pretty 18 year old woman how would you live your life?
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Date	July 27, 2016 9:38 PM UTC (9 years ago)
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