12 Reasons You Should Date a Retired Party Girl... and other fantastic advice

ransay3277 · 2016-01-07T01:24:33+00:00

These writings from a post wall, used up party girl are hilarious. I have not seen hamstering like this in a long, long time. She is the kind of girl I see at hipster parties coming in with the gay guys and leaving with the first dick she can find. Hell, I bet she thinks she is a fabulous catch.

LeftShark86 · 2016-01-07T04:43:34+00:00

Wow. Just wow. It makes me sad that someone is paying this girl to put this shit on a digital page. Allow me to translate the first article for some of our newer members! If I can stop throwing up in my mouth, maybe I'll translate the rest.

12 Reasons You Should (not) Date The Retired Party Girl

1. She can "hold her liquor". This girl's been drinking since she was 13 and never stopped. She likes to think she can keep up with you and your friends, which means a bigger bar tab and lots of puke stains on your floor. Also, I don't know of any guy that's "impressed" by a girl's drinking ability (or lack thereof).

2. She knows what she can get. She willingly chose to give up the party life because she can't get the same attention she used to. Less free drinks, validation, and dick means it's time to move to a classier wine bar with a BB picking up her tab.

3. She has the best stories...if you haven't heard the one about her getting blackout drunk and hooking up with that one dude who kinda looked like that one guy in that show.

4. She has no inhibitions. She's used to doing what she wants and will continue to do so. After all, she's used to climbing on tabletops, why not climb on one more dick?

5. She (doesn't) know her limits. Instead of making good decisions with her life, she's only practiced making bad ones. How can we expect her to magically change into something worthwhile?

6. She always wants to be the life of the party...and the center of attention. She used to get hit on all the time. Guys would laugh at her jokes and hang on her every word. Now the only things hanging are her tits, but she's still craving that attention. Cue the loud, obnoxious behavior; or anything that will shine the spotlight back where it belongs.

7. She knows her style... and it's getting expensive. A girl can't survive on plastic earrings and faux leather when there's aren't any strobe lights or fog machines blurring the view. Having to impress other people is now going to take a few trips to the designer shops; with your credit card, of course.

8. She no longer wants to work under pressure...or at all, if possible. She's done the whole "paying for her own rent" thing and has grown tired of it. Now she's looking for someone with a deeper ~~pocket~~ personality.

9. She's looking for a real BB. She's had her fill and been filled with a number of Alphas that most porn stars would blush at. Now that her looks are fading, she needs someone that will actually stick around and pay her bills.

10. She genuinely wants to stay in with you. This one is right on the money. She never had any hobbies to begin with and can't imagine why'd you want to leave the house without her. You don't want to watch The Real Housewives and cuddle??

11. She's very self-aware. She knows she's fucked up and that her mistakes are catching up to her. Time to nail down someone that can lift her up in status and finance. BB to the rescue!

12. She still doesn't have her shit together. She's not getting into the clubs for free anymore, so she's moving her crazy to your place, or your friend group, or your family. She's finished being a hot mess and is now ready to be a older, uglier hot mess. Enjoy!

Iceman3514 · 2016-01-07T02:44:23+00:00

Everyone internalize this comment from the first article whenever you want to justify her past and think she's worth it.

Slut: I was a party girl. I drank like a fish, smoked pot, and fucked everything with a swinging dick - wasn't on the pill, didn't use condoms, and usually let the guy come inside me. I'm surprised I didn't get pregnant or get a disease. Then I sobered up a little and met my husband. He was sweet, super shy, didn't drink, smoke, do drugs, and was a verifiable virgin. For the better part of 30 years, I never told him the truth, then the stresses at work and menopause began to take its toll and I started drinking, heavily. Then one night, falling down drunk, again, my guilt came out and I let it slip that I had been lying all these years about being a virgin when we married. Luckily, I must not have said anything about the hardcore partying or cheating. He was crushed! He litterally crumbled and ended up in the ER. It sobered me up, quick, but he became severely depressed, lost his job, and was in treatment for over a year. I don't know if I'll ever confess the rest, but I think I'd have been honest when we were dating, if I had it to do all over.

Random guy online: Or you could have fucked him like a pornstar everyday (you know, the way you did to all the other guys who you didn't care about) and all would have been fine...

Slut: I guess I could have, but I really liked him and was ready for the better life he represented. Ironically, most girls want a bad boy, I had them all, I needed to slow down a little when he came along and thought I'd never look back.

FLFTW16 · 2016-01-07T05:46:05+00:00

EliteDaily, while not on the list of websites that should only be linked using archive--should be on that list. You've got a bunch of elitedaily links in this post. You trying to make them money? No? Archive them. They make money by clicks and eyeballs. Those cunts are destroying civilization, I don't want them to get a paycheck for it.

Battle-Scars · 2016-01-07T03:14:07+00:00

Reformed party chicks are so fun. The cognitive dissonance, the childhood trauma, the lies and deceit, blatant disregard for anyone else, FFS there should be a ride at Disneyland devoted to these incredibly damaged women because at the end of the day they are so fun to Fuck and play with. Maybe it's a fetish of mine but these chicks know how to Fuck!

Disclaimer: do not ever fall in love with one and they can be terminaly debilitating for "Captain Save A Ho"

aherne18 · 2016-01-07T05:49:46+00:00

I was "in a relationship" only when my boyfriend was present.

Log into facebook and notice how pretty much all young women, married ones included, always appear single in pictures UNLESS they happen to be with an alpha male.

EdmondDaunts · 2016-01-07T07:11:53+00:00

I noticed something in the "16 Things..." article.

When you’re a woman who takes no sh*t from anyone and knows what she wants, it’s intimidating. Most men aren’t into that flavor of fierceness.

If pushed I would also say I don't take shit from people. However I don't walk around displaying this as it just makes me look childish and unbalanced. This fierceness thing is a common theme I've seen in "strong independent women".

Real power doesn't need to always advertise.

raceAround126 · 2016-01-07T09:46:47+00:00

This one stuck out for me:

She knows what she wants. For her, the days of late-night clubbing, disco balls and faux fur have been replaced with a desire for something real. She willingly chose to give up the party life because she made the conscious choice to seek more out of life. She knows what she wants, and she’s willing to work to get it.

It's no surprise that she has narrowed down what she really "wants" in a prospective mate. When she comes to settle down, she will know well in advance what the ticks and crosses are when it comes to men and personality. While she will never get the strong alpha with bag loads of cash to commit to her, she can rationalize what she can realistically settle for.

Now there was a time where most men could do the same. Men could date girls, sometimes simultaneously, have lots of one night stands and come out the later end of their 20s with a solid idea of what they would reasonably accept in a wife.

The dynamic has shifted entirely. And regardless of so called equality it is the incorrect way round. Women are incapable of processing their own past, especially when it conflicts with that of the pool of men in their husband-material category. That's why party girls and beta bucks relationships inevitably fail.

Men these days have a significant problem. Their sexuality is being criminalized. Talk to a girl? Ask her out? You are currently putting your career at risk, your reputation, you may even risk legal action if you flirt with the wrong girl. Very soon, girls won't even have to bother trying to shame you. The criminal element of even the most basic of interactions is coming to bear.

Given that, most men are just signing out of the sexual marketplace. Yes, you know, the sexodous. So when a party girl comes to settle down - and trust me ALL girls are party girls these days - the men she has to choose from are inexperience, have no idea what makes a compatible mate, have no idea what to expect from a woman let alone a relationship and is completely in the dark about these basic sexual social skills. He has no idea what's acceptable or not acceptable. He has no idea how to relate to the woman he's now wifing up. And this mistake WILL cost him anything from his money and assets through to his kids.

What I thought made a "good woman" when I was 25 is just completely turned around now that I'm 31 and one terrible relationship later. Of the multiple women I have been with in the past two years, I know much better what sort of girl I can get on with, can tolerate for many hours at a time and through simple experience can tell white lies and trickle truths like a master. Could I tell this when I was 20-25? Not a chance. I only know now through experience. But if I had not had the experiences I have had, then I'd still be in the dark right now. Add into that, I currently consider myself one of those guys to picks girls up and doesn't call back. I'm lucky enough to hold that category currently but it's simply because I look good, have lived in the gym for six years and have a good enough job to back up my social life as well as other varying factors. I know guys who have not had sex with anybody in over three years since their last LTRs have broken up, not for want of trying. And I regard the latter type of men as very very typical these days.

real-boethius · 2016-01-07T10:06:56+00:00

We all think, “F*ck the world. I’m amazing. I’m fabulous. I can do whatever the f*ck I want, and everyone will still want me.”

This is what life is like for a young attractive woman. They think this applies to everyone.

Wolf_A · 2016-01-07T02:24:55+00:00

So glad I read the comments on the first article.

Also, the retired party girl:

-Has STD's

-Is a single mom

-Has a strecthed out vaj from banging too many dudes

-Has a reputation for being a slut; not GF material

-Is on medication

-Is great in bed from banging so many dudes

-Is very easy to control

Rings a bell? Anyone?

NightwingTRP · 2016-01-07T08:56:13+00:00

She is over her bad-boy phase

I fell off my chair laughing at this. Honestly, all of this seems more geared to trying to convince herself that she's not the loser she appears to be.

On a separate note, the author's favourite movie is Trainwreck.

An_All-Beef_Engineer · 2016-01-07T04:50:10+00:00

u/RP-Doctor please use the website archive.is to archive these links, before they're taken down.

MyLittleAtomBomb · 2016-01-07T02:57:26+00:00

Elitedaily is pretty much cheating.

I'm convinced the website is some black-flag attempt to drive people into our arms.

Thotwrecker · 2016-01-07T09:06:21+00:00

This is why you've gotta spin plates. Girls who have been passed around more times than Snoop's bong are going to rationalize and justify why they should still get the high value guy. They know how to screen for a sucker, and they will.

You either will have the experience with women to see her for what she is and put her in the slutzone (plate) or you won't, and you'll get oneitis. You'll see the idealized creation your mind wants to see, the BP fantasy, not the reality of who she is.

Spinning plates and avoiding LTRs until you're 25+ will 100% give you laser vision to see through these hoes. You gotta be honest with yourself - do you know how to sniff out BS and lies? Do you know how to get a HoFax? Do you know how to tell if she's not giving you her all in bed, her pornstar "I save this for guys I know won't me back" efforts in the sheets? If you don't, you've gotta spin plates and just learn about how women work. Otherwise they will fool you, and it will be worse than it is for the cucks in relationship reddits because YOU HAVE THE RP KNOWLEDGE TO KNOW BETTER.

These articles are a great reminder that the ability to sort hoes out by their RMV is incredibly important.

PlusGoody · 2016-01-07T13:07:49+00:00

I know many couples where the wife, now in her late 30s or 40s, is an ex party girl or equivalent. Ten or more years into her post party girl life and you can still catch their thousand cock stare sometimes. And while they do loathe their beta bucks, they mainly more loathe themselves. (The beta bucks here have a lot of bucks, and their wives know that their lifestyle will take a bad hit with divorce and their husbands, hapless as they are in many respects, will still be able to replace them with a much younger and hotter version.) Deep down they cannot accept that they aren't still being pursued by Dark Triad alphas and see themselves as failures for it.

pcadrian · 2016-01-08T04:36:49+00:00

I am always so happy to see women say they are over the bad boy phase. It let's me know to steer clear as they openly and unknowingly advertise what sluts they are.

Sherlock--Holmes · 2016-01-07T15:42:05+00:00

I feel like the entire article was bogus.

1. She can hold her liquor.

Actually people who have saturated their liver usually can no longer hold their liquor.

2. She knows what she wants.

Someone to accept her the way she is: A used up old hag.

3. She has the best stories.

Of which the ones she's trying to forget, she'll never tell you..

4. She’s adventurous.

She once made a porn because "it was fun and she was drunk."

5. She knows her limits.

Waking up in jail is her limit.

6. She will always be the life of the party.

Everyone will get their crotch grabbed.

7. She knows her style.

Tight clothes, lots of makeup, and showing as much skin as possible.

8. She can work under pressure.

Because she can keep a job for a whole year now before being fired.

9. She’s looking for something real.

You spelled "rich" wrong.

10. She genuinely wants to stay in with you.

I "Want, want want." Get used to it, she'll use that word a lot.

11. She’s very self-aware.

"she has a master’s degree in making mistakes" - fucking other people is classified as a "mistake."

12. She has her sh*t together.

"She’s finished being a hot mess and is ready to be an adult." But unfortunately nobody wants to hire her either.

[deleted] · 2016-01-07T01:45:11+00:00

Truly hilarious. Not mind blowing in any way, but I got a kick out of this. We need more funny shit on TRP.

darthVader32 · 2016-01-07T02:28:43+00:00

If you have read it once, you have read it a thousand times. Still, hamstering of galactic proportions gave me a mild chuckle.

mugatucrazypills · 2016-01-07T05:11:37+00:00

what a classy lady ! mugatu may have found his unicorn

Cochise90 · 2016-01-07T08:56:38+00:00

THIS. All of it. I currently have a good buddy who is trying to settle down with a party girl and I see it all playing out before me. She's got him so twisted into thinking she's ready to settle down and take on life with him. I tried to forewarn him but I fear this may be a lesson he's going to have to learn on his own.

smokecheck1976 · 2016-01-07T02:32:45+00:00

Date, yeah, why not?

Fuck, If your both clean and you use protection, again, why not?

Marry? You have to be out of your cotton pickin' mind to do something that stupid, she is a walking set of divorce papers looking for some poor sap to land on.

Tarnsman4Life · 2016-01-07T17:23:07+00:00

I needed a good laugh this morning, lets do some reading between the lines.

She has the best stories.

She has fucked a lot of strange dudes, in strange places .

She’s adventurous.

She will ask for an open relationship and try to cuck you after you marry her.

She knows her limits.

She knows her time to snag a "good" beta husband is running out

She will always be the life of the party.

But she will always be a slut, so if you can't maintain frame she will be banging other dudes

She’s looking for something real.

After ruining her liver and her looks, along with taking 100+ cocks through her teens to mid 20's she knows that the wall is fast approaching.

She genuinely wants to stay in with you.

So she can divorce rape you down the road and start the ride all over again

NEVER consider anything serious with a self proclaimed party girl, it is like Charley Sheen saying "well my viral load is low right now, we can fuck without condoms"

letsgetrandy · 2016-01-07T14:28:56+00:00

I've cheated on all my past boyfriends, but this one is different.

Not to be a devil's advocate, but... In my last two LTRs, a little bit of cheating what exactly what I needed to extend the relationship after it started getting stale. I don't like lying or hiding secrets, so I've since adopted an open-nonmonogamy mindset moving forward. But I really don't judge cheating anymore. It can be quite useful.

[deleted] · 2016-01-07T14:41:01+00:00

"who had more red flags than Communist Russia"

:-D

PantsonFire1234 · 2016-01-07T23:04:41+00:00

Entitlement ready for take off..

releasing boost thrusters

We are entering the stratosphere gentlemen.

killxorxbexkilled · 2016-01-07T15:52:44+00:00

TL/DR - you can't turn a ho into a housewife

GoldPisseR · 2016-01-07T05:32:53+00:00

Whole life searching for that first magical dick

Lol, self proclaimed alpha widow

netherlanddwarf · 2016-01-07T08:43:27+00:00

Hamster-of-the-year-award-goes-to _____

[deleted] · 2016-01-07T17:16:31+00:00

I need a break from all women for a while. i need to digest this shit.

genethedog · 2016-01-07T21:31:35+00:00

Thanks for doing all the work and sharing. I like to call these girls "reformed whores." But they are never really reformed. They just think they are - until they fall on another dick. Especially the ones that have done it so hard for so long. They just think they can have a shower and decide they are done with that. they can't admit it's an addiction. It's like an alcoholic that can white knuckle it for a few days/weeks and then proclaims they aren't an alcoholic anymore.

Change takes YEARS of hard work. They don't just grow out of it.

Upvote_To_The_Left · 2016-01-07T21:42:11+00:00

Reading that article might have made me slightly more stupid.

How can a human being write such garbage? She's backwards rationalizing her completely vapid and selfish past.

I rather date a girl who stayed in during her party years and studied, helped her family, worked for something meaningful, or just about anything else besides partied nonstop, did drugs, and probably picked up a few STDs.

The author cant be this fucking retarded.

redpillavatar · 2016-01-07T23:42:09+00:00

I think partygirls are horrible women to date. Not gonna do it.

teamjkforawhile · 2016-01-07T18:20:22+00:00

If I had found the rational male and this site 4 years ago, it would have saved me from this exact girl. Luckily I found it 3 years ago and was able to get out. It cost me though. (no kids at least, but it was still ugly)

666Evo · 2016-01-07T21:03:41+00:00

What a shock. She has "anxiety" problems.
Probably because she can see the wall coming at a million miles an hour... or she's on Tumblr.

GoldenCocaine · 2016-01-08T01:52:09+00:00

Read her other articles. She has so many... and they ALL make me throw up in my mouth. Disgusting.

Nieben · 2016-01-07T13:00:16+00:00

First one is satire, didn't bother with the rest.

Title	12 Reasons You Should Date a Retired Party Girl... and other fantastic advice
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