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CassieGreen85 · 2020-07-21T00:41:04+00:00

I'm not sure if this story is true, but a woman once said something like "OMG why are you sending me a child's penis??" when a scrote sent her a pic of his dick, and then she claimed she'd report him to the authorities against CP. He kept insisting it wasn't a child's penis, while she sent him a screenshot of the report, LOL

PretzeIs · 2020-07-20T22:43:11+00:00

Make the numbers lower and we are good to go. Sometimes I like to throw in a "from the looks of it you might want to see a doctor" or "eww why are there little warts on it" just to fuck with their head.

FDSxMuffinVSrat · 2020-07-20T23:13:54+00:00

That's funny but I honestly think unsolicited dick pics should be illegal. I think you should be able to press charges.

In many areas, it's illegal to share intimate images someone sends you. So it's legal for a guy to harass you, but illegal for you to share it with your friend to mock it. That's so fucked up.

Howslap · 2020-07-20T23:14:07+00:00

Ohmygod this is too funny! I agree with the other post though. Make the numbers lower 😉

chinchaslyth · 2020-07-21T00:22:23+00:00

Send 80 dick pix back that’s what I do

likearealreptile · 2020-07-21T02:06:17+00:00

and he addressed her as “hey man” omg 😳

Whateverbabe2 · 2020-07-20T23:45:05+00:00

ew, you were too generous

smartierthanthou · 2020-07-21T02:05:10+00:00

Send back a bigger one.

"Nah, brah... This is what I like. Know anybody like this?"

denverkris · 2020-07-21T00:59:19+00:00

Should be like "Nah dawg, mine is bigger than that." And send one right back.

ErNz77 · 2020-07-20T23:43:55+00:00

HA! This is clever.

jjlew922 · 2020-07-21T01:19:13+00:00

I just spit out my wine...this is brillant 🤣🤣🤣

kantarra · 2020-07-20T22:42:33+00:00

Haha! This is hilarious 😀

throwawayaimit · 2020-07-21T04:09:54+00:00

I am reporting this to the FBI for underage photo distribution.

123psych123 · 2020-07-20T22:53:40+00:00

Haha!!

honeybeeroll · 2020-07-21T04:03:24+00:00

HEY MAN WHATS UP

I.

CANNOT.

😂

How. Could a man. Send this to a woman. Drag queen Alyssa Edwards did this "Alyssa tries grindr" video once where some guy sent him a "what's up dude" followed by a dick pic, and I thought that was bad enough. But to talk to a woman like this 😂!?

lupeytoons · 2020-07-20T23:28:05+00:00

I fucking love this and will now be doing it

2020-07-21T07:44:24+00:00

Those scores should be way lower. Think 0s and 1s.

AfraidofFollowers · 2020-07-21T05:06:37+00:00

Lmao!!!!! I am over here crying tears of laughter. I can’t wait to send this to all my friends.

MamiG13 · 2020-07-21T05:39:49+00:00

That's funny!

hikurangi2019 · 2020-07-21T09:37:45+00:00

Lol I do this too. My go to is usually “too small”

LizardInFirst · 2020-07-21T13:42:48+00:00

My favourite response is: “Eww, what is that?! It looks like a dick, just much smaller...” 😂

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Author	libralia
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Comments	43
Date	July 20, 2020 10:12 PM UTC (6 years ago)
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