“A walk isn’t a date?!”

Fatt3stAveng3r · 2020-08-10T20:21:45+00:00

If the date was so amazing, why aren't they his girlfriends now?

Spoiler alert: the dates weren't great and no girl said that to him.

JasmineAndCloves · 2020-08-10T20:40:16+00:00

I went on a park date once in my early 20s (before I knew better) and the guy actually complained when we drove up to the gate when he realized it was going to cost a whopping $5 to go in 🤦🏼‍♀️

throwaway_vibes · 2020-08-10T20:17:32+00:00

Then those girls can share his breadcrumbs with the birds. If it was the best how come none of them stayed around? Lol

CassieGreen85 · 2020-08-10T21:30:42+00:00

Pfffttt look at how he compares you to other girls, "they did all this for me, you better prove yourself to me and match them or do better!"

warinmymind94 · 2020-08-10T22:32:28+00:00

🤢 ugh gross. Yeah a walk is a date just like the moon is made of cheese and the clouds are cotton candy haha.

I had a lot of men from OLD ask me to walk around as dates and id always decline when I started getting smarter. Do not ever agree to meet with a stranger to walk around its not safe and gives him oppurtunity to cross boundaries and hurt/assault/rape you. It also sets the bar so low if you continue seeing him.

Now delete and block this dude on messaging and wherever else you have him, don't even respond.

Edit because I love my awful humor: walks are for dogs and you're not his bitch.

Jinxhourglass · 2020-08-10T20:25:04+00:00

A park date, my allergies could never.

adertina · 2020-08-10T20:18:38+00:00

damn he's a keeper, you can tell bc the girls who he walked, like one would a dog, kept him

willowgrowingroots · 2020-08-10T20:46:17+00:00

“I’ve had [[[[imaginary]]]] girls tell me......”

Myplummms · 2020-08-11T01:56:08+00:00

Be wary of triangulation! It's manipulative to bring a third party in that you're unaware of for him to prove a point. How can you refute the opinions of these imaginary women you've never met? Not to mention gaslighting your high standards by trying to make you seem high maintenance. Just block and ignore him.

miloba_ · 2020-08-10T22:44:41+00:00

I can walk in the park by myself and would happily prefer that over having to make small talk with a stranger at the same time 🤦🏻‍♀️

AyemHerself · 2020-08-10T23:25:59+00:00

Great, he can go date them again.

hanjaporfavor · 2020-08-10T21:25:11+00:00

LOL I can go on walks with my friends why would I need to do that with a stranger I met over the internet 😂😂

CoffeeBeforeAdulty · 2020-08-11T04:33:57+00:00

"OthEr GiRlS WeNT oN WalKiNg DaTeS WitH Meeee."

VioletRomantic · 2020-08-10T22:44:41+00:00

Sure you did, honey.

DippedinBronze · 2020-08-11T03:19:36+00:00

Where they at tho

PinkElephant20 · 2020-08-11T00:40:24+00:00

If he wears a leash...then I'd go...still not a date though

modernmedusaa · 2020-08-11T02:16:43+00:00

Move to the side dusty!

We don’t have time for your excuses 👹

OrchidLion · 2020-08-11T04:34:11+00:00

So where are those girls now? :)

kaoutanu · 2020-08-11T06:02:25+00:00

Stalking someone through the park and occasionally yelling at them isn't a date, Kyle 🤦‍♀️

minty-coral · 2020-08-11T11:36:05+00:00

He can’t even use capital letters. Very unattractive.

Milobear27 · 2020-08-11T04:42:22+00:00

Fabulous! Wonderful! Great!

Date those women then!!

FlowerOfTheHecatomb · 2020-08-11T07:03:14+00:00

Oh look he's already triangulating you

daisy_0720 · 2020-08-11T07:13:58+00:00

Sure! I'll bring along a leash, some doggy treats and a frisbee for you to chase! Sound good?

lilithdianara · 2020-08-11T11:46:50+00:00

Walks are amazing but they’re not THE date, you know. They come after a date. He’s a stingy scrote.

KittenGodfather · 2020-08-11T17:43:02+00:00

A walk in the park can be a date. Provided that its a long, strenuous walk (a hike) in a national park with a thoughtfully prepared picnic. Anything other than that? Boy, bye.

Dstar538888 · 2021-12-14T23:27:21+00:00

if the dates were that great, then why is he still on the dating app?? they really tell on themselves without even realizing it....

Title	“A walk isn’t a date?!”
Author	throwaway_vibes
Upvotes	169
Comments	53
Date	August 10, 2020 8:13 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/i7ckp8/a_walk_isnt_a_date/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/a-walk-isnt-a-date.58688 https://theredarchive.com/post/58688

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