Another day, another cautionary tale in the relationships sub.

luvmyvulvaxoxo · 2021-01-12T23:09:12+00:00

Bet you $20 that her “domineering behavior” is asking him to put his dish in the sink so she can wash it.

Fuckdoesithurt956 · 2021-01-12T23:17:22+00:00

Yeah, the reason he can't cum from PIV or blowjobs is the Porn Addict's Masturbation Death Grip. My ex was exactly the same. No wonder she's angry, this shallow fuckwit spends countless hours fapping to teenagers and completely fails at intimacy with her, his wife.

And this "rules through her anger and my fear"? He's already stated she does the cooking and cleaning so my guess is she does every-fucking-thing else too.

pickadaisy · 2021-01-12T23:11:29+00:00

Death grip. It’s not normal for men to not be able to finish from sex.

ASeaOfQuotes · 2021-01-12T22:48:20+00:00

No winners here. Neither of them sound happy. I pray they end it before they bring a child into this dysfunctional relationship.

pickadaisy · 2021-01-12T23:24:42+00:00

“I can’t cum from sex so I usually finish by masturbating next to her” ewwwwwwww the visual of that makes me shudder.

And dude what does it say about you that you find her “intimidating”? Clearly you aren’t able to lead and that’s why she has to assume the “dominant” position.

VulcanSpaceSquirrel · 2021-01-12T22:32:45+00:00

Red flags abound

NurseBubbleGum · 2021-01-12T23:31:20+00:00

So he's fat and masturbates too much but isn't fixing either of those problems...he just wants internet coddling.

janetheautomaton · 2021-01-13T01:24:53+00:00

"I [35M] hate my wife [35F] and would rather jerk off to porn while fantasizing about unattainable, subservient women who worship me and don't make me do anything I don't want to do, like address my porn addiction or care about my wife's needs. Not sure where to go from here."

odd-kate · 2021-01-13T00:39:16+00:00

I love how he has all these problems like weight gain and porn issues but still pins his sexual problems on his wife. What a man child.

SamuelaTheThrifty · 2021-01-13T00:25:58+00:00

I wonder if his wife wants a lot of sex because that’s the only benefit she feels she gets from the relationship. I bet he doesn’t show her any affection either.

I actually think I hate this man. He’s like someone I went out with 10 years ago.

2021-01-12T23:13:48+00:00

She needs to leave before he attacks her reputation more. (Likely for understandable things she's doing).

wrice05 · 2021-01-13T01:42:18+00:00

God, men are just completely incapable, of, like, EVERYthing.

blessedwiththree · 2021-01-13T02:38:39+00:00

This man has mommy issues for sure .... "She rules with fear"?!? I'm the helpless victim of my wife! The way he writes indicates that he truly doesn't take responsibility for things, wants to blame it all on her and sees the whole situation as happening to him- instead of communicating and making changes. The men I've known that have such a problem with "domineering women" tend to see every little thing as a woman trying to control them (God forbid you ask them to help with something or act like an adult) and it appears to relate to their own misogynistic attitudes about women, not actual control (in that case you would see them having these same issues with other men).

ooftaboofta3 · 2021-01-13T02:19:15+00:00

If I have something important the next day and my bf wants to stay up, I pointedly say "dont wake me up when you come to bed"

He either finishes what hes doing to come to bed before i fall asleep or he sleeps on the couch no questions asked. My sleep cycle is notoriously bad so I dont want any unnecessary interruptions (I often wake up in the middle of the night for no reason, full nights are great but hard to come by).

Of course he knows this and understands that I really need my sleep. Just like i said, no questions asked.

Nessigrrrl · 2021-01-13T00:39:33+00:00

I'm sorry but that is absolutely not normal to not be able to come from bjs or PIV. What the hell? Even with all porn sick exes I didn't experience that. I would be so grossed out if a guy would need to masturbate next to me to finish 🤮

pickadaisy · 2021-01-13T02:20:44+00:00

Was he saying that when he can’t sleep she should go sleep on the couch? I feel like if you’re not ready for bed then get the fuck out of the bedroom.

Also, wow I feel so sorry for her, she’s losing such a great sex life, she must miss all those times that she felt not good enough because he needed to masturbate himself to orgasm next to her while thinking about porn. /s

Jiou112 · 2021-01-13T02:50:10+00:00

Drink for every sick depraved comment he makes. If this post were a drinking game I'm pretty sure you could get drunk off water.

XxShykatxX · 2021-01-13T04:46:56+00:00

Gross, this guy doesn't love his wife nor find her attractive, he much rather look at other women and when she's understandably angry, he of course can't see he is the problem.

mtan15 · 2021-01-13T12:00:39+00:00

Why the hell are they trying for a baby......

laughingatsalad · 2021-01-13T06:48:18+00:00

Of course all this comes out when they start trying for a baby. Hes starting to fear he wont be the baby anymore

AlexxyaKat · 2021-01-13T13:35:10+00:00

Why are they trying for a baby?? Gurl, run! this is a sign, you still have a chance

veruscka · 2021-01-13T05:40:09+00:00

What a piece of shit

howdoilogoutt · 2021-01-13T10:39:56+00:00

You can't cum from piv sex because you masturbate like your right hand is gonna fucking fall off. His poor wife, I hope she does not have a child with that fat walrus of a man.

pinkcloudzzz · 2021-01-13T03:26:03+00:00

Another one bites the dust!

Title	Another day, another cautionary tale in the relationships sub.
Author	StarlikeRumor
Upvotes	173
Comments	47
Date	January 12, 2021 10:30 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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