Another trash Tinder profile

drink_wine_with_cats · 2020-10-09T01:26:48+00:00

“Open minded” = I will ask you for a threesome and an open relationship

GIfuckingJane · 2020-10-09T01:26:51+00:00

I counted 18 red flags. Thanks FDS for giving me this super power lol

MakeURegret · 2020-10-09T01:32:10+00:00

“About you “ ??!??!?? The audacity. Motherfucker you don’t know me don’t dictate my personality and how I should act around you.

gothoneybones · 2020-10-09T02:06:11+00:00

Love that he put "sexual" in both the "about me" AND "about you". Like dude is so sleezy he had to let it out twice

enoughalready4me · 2020-10-09T01:57:46+00:00

Dance. Why do I picture him doing an interpretive dance at sunrise on a Mississippian mound (we have a lot around here) thinking he's all suave, but he really looks like Squidward in that one SpongeBob episode...

This dude is the kind of jerk who comes to our annual Pagan event and wonders why all the teenaged witches call security on him.

flower-student · 2020-10-09T01:46:25+00:00

Yoga boys are annoying. NAMASTE. 🙏

open minded can be good though. buy me stuff! coach! gucci! fly me to france! japan! argentina! so many options! don’t be stingy, I thought you were open minded… live life, you can’t hoard your money forever >;(

Missybanana · 2020-10-09T01:56:04+00:00

"Be sexual..." Don't tell me what to do, you little bitch!

SerenaFit · 2020-10-09T01:28:58+00:00

Magus ?

What is this magus code he speaks of ?!? (He thinks he’s a “sorcerer” ?)

superheroxnerd · 2020-10-09T03:03:39+00:00

Interesting that she has a career but he doesn’t

SolarEstrella04 · 2020-10-09T01:27:49+00:00

He could’ve saved himself some time typing sexual over and over by just saying MUh pEniS lol

vitryolic · 2020-10-09T04:51:14+00:00

High frequency sex vibrations...?! He just described himself as a sex toy. In fact a vibrator would probably give you a better time than this personality vacuum

Barbiquette · 2020-10-09T05:02:52+00:00

The guy boasts about languages he speaks, can’t even spell the first word properly. Also « beaucoup French » doesnt mean shit.

_mooness · 2020-10-09T01:38:44+00:00

I bet he thinks it’s so good tho

seraphinelysion · 2020-10-09T04:12:58+00:00

Tf? This tells me nothing. NEXT!

DadaExperiment · 2020-10-09T04:44:18+00:00

Yeah, it's Tinder.

cookiequepaso · 2020-10-09T13:03:53+00:00

Can we make a thing of posting amazing tinder profiles instead of trash ones? Those are dime a dozen and I want to learn what to look for. 🙏

2020-10-09T12:45:47+00:00

His profile screams "I low key want sex/hookups"

all this spiritual, sexual, SEXUAL, vibrations, open minded, artist.....I'm sure if you ask for a restaurant date he'll hit you with "not looking for something THAT serious, let smoke a my place and talk about art" :D

pao664 · 2020-10-09T17:25:36+00:00

Lmao. He puts his Astro sign. Next up: “I’m very sexual bECaSE I aM a sCoRPiO!!

Dildo_Emporium · 2020-10-09T04:18:39+00:00

Dude, this isn't a Build a Bitch workshop.

youdipthong · 2020-10-09T18:21:30+00:00

As a French learner, “beacoup French” means “much French” and I was so confused for a second. The Spanish should’ve also been “un poquito español”. The Italian should’ve been “un po’ di italiano.” Even if I was a pickme, my polyglot self would’ve been so turned off by this.

mscristalconnors · 2020-10-10T01:35:41+00:00

Scorpio? Oh baby he gonna cheat!

Cat_With_The_Fur · 2020-10-10T03:49:50+00:00

What’s up with BE yourself where BE is in all caps? Significant or a typo?

Title	Another trash Tinder profile
Author	janeaustenfan99
Upvotes	132
Comments	59
Date	October 9, 2020 1:24 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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