Behold, a modern 24 year old man.

Mcccy · 2020-12-20T23:56:43+00:00

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Cognitivedecadence · 2020-12-21T00:07:42+00:00

Also who invites themself to someone’s place? He must live in a dump or with his parents

MadamLeFay · 2020-12-21T00:06:37+00:00

My first thought about the dogs:
He didn't want them there because they'd be able to protect you.

janetheautomaton · 2020-12-20T23:56:02+00:00

I think this exchange tells you everything you need to know about him.

bursillys1 · 2020-12-21T00:08:29+00:00

Absolutely block and delete. I have the dogs so you don’t come over. Their favorite treats are scrotes. 😋

Mcccy · 2020-12-21T00:02:14+00:00

Some backstory: My friend said he's an AmaZiNg guy I should give a chang. I agreed cause he seemed normal enough and I know his family are lovely people.

He turned out to make 10 sex jokes per sentence and he doesn't take care of his skin or health at all (he smoke an entire pack in the 7 hours we were together). His phone is freaking TAPED and screen is all broken and opens it by hitting it on surfaces cause the button and "raise to wake" don't work anymore.

I told him MULTIPLE times about my 2 dogs yet he "forgot" about them and somehow convinced himself I was dogsitting them??

How low is the bar.

yesmme · 2020-12-21T00:13:54+00:00

I would have more fun watching a movie marathon with my dog than hang out with this scrote. My dog is amazing to watch movies with

staywiththecrown · 2020-12-21T01:54:09+00:00

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ferociouslycurious · 2020-12-21T01:55:12+00:00

OK even 25 years ago I’d have blocked him at the first mention he didn’t like dogs, and I was still a real pickmeisha then. I was in vet school (a senior) and some dude on a date said “you’re not going to have more in this house when this one dies are you?” Uh yeah dude, of course I am. WTF are you dating a vet student for?

AyemHerself · 2020-12-21T00:22:03+00:00

"Not anymore."

Shecommand · 2020-12-21T01:16:31+00:00

I asked a guy to leave when he told me my dogs don’t belong in the bedroom. Back when I had bad decisions in men. I got up and told him I’ll show you to the door, had to put my robe on to kick him out. My dogs sleep on the floor and are my loyal guardians. Dogs before bros 🤣🤣

Edit: a correction

Picklepromises · 2020-12-21T02:45:18+00:00

Yes OP, you should absolutely abandon your sweet little furbabies who offer loyalty, companionship, and comfort for this two bit, giggly, self important jackass./s

lawlessesq · 2020-12-20T23:59:58+00:00

I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t like dogs.

Wkndwhorechata · 2020-12-21T02:32:14+00:00

What a quality conversation 💀

jargon_explosion · 2020-12-21T02:52:04+00:00

I'd block on the texting alone. A randomly capitalized letter, "u" for you and so many shortened words. It always reads as lazy and uninterested in putting in effort. Instant turn off no matter the content.

frogchickenhorse · 2020-12-21T02:54:09+00:00

It’s a instant no for me. Must love pets.

coolestgirlyoueverme · 2020-12-21T03:01:41+00:00

The 🥺 is just 🤮 inducing

boiledgatorade_ · 2020-12-21T03:28:51+00:00

Serial killer vibes

Mind-Objective · 2020-12-21T01:44:31+00:00

You mean boy in your title. Boy, not man.

AdrasteaRed · 2020-12-21T02:07:48+00:00

When he is such an animal in bed but also scared of your dog...

Title	Behold, a modern 24 year old man.
Author	Mcccy
Upvotes	175
Comments	54
Date	December 20, 2020 11:53 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/kh5dse/behold_a_modern_24_year_old_man/
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