Date with a LVM starter pack 😂😩🥴

3v3ryR0s3HasItsTh0rn · 2021-05-27T13:03:07+00:00

Plus pawsy boob grab attempts and the lame head push they try over in PUA land.

camelCaseC · 2021-05-27T14:12:45+00:00

I'm impressed you found a foot licking stock photo emoji

barbedwiredaisycrown · 2021-05-27T13:21:35+00:00

Near walk date there should be a picture of a dude walking 50ft ahead of you ;)

veruscka · 2021-05-27T14:17:24+00:00

lmao at the fingernails and the dark woods

Condom-Ad-Don-Draper · 2021-05-27T13:36:00+00:00

Yep. This is how the “men” of our generation think they’re going to get laid.

the-lonely-spirit · 2021-05-27T16:04:41+00:00

One of the managers where I work asked me if I wanted to go to McDonalds with him...

I told him matter of factly that I wanted to go home and he dropped it.(awkward!!) It sucks because he was one of the "cool" managers that I liked saying "Hi" to. Now I don't trust him.

Hilariously enough my brain on the way home was like "He probably would have us split the bill anyway...no THANK YOU!"

Maingurl · 2021-05-27T13:03:57+00:00

It's the toe shaped finger nails for me💀

desertmermaid92 · 2021-05-27T15:10:40+00:00

Those nails!

Cringing when I think back to my younger years when I wasn’t strong enough to say ‘Uhm, I don’t feel like getting a UTI today but thanks for the offer I guess?’

electroloop · 2021-05-27T12:33:22+00:00

Where's the picture of a field?

And wow, this is a generous LVM! You'd be lucky if a man offers you a glass of water these days.

boiledgatorade_ · 2021-05-27T12:56:24+00:00

Bring your own soda from 7/11 to go with those fries otherwise it’s tap water from the sink in a moldy cup

vforvendetta87 · 2021-05-27T14:42:38+00:00

🤣🤣🤣

ThrowawayQueen100 · 2021-05-27T13:00:05+00:00

I would like to add some more:-

Diverts the topic to sex whenever possible. Asks you extremely personal shit about your sex life but gets defensive when you ask him something.
Expects that you'll go back to his place and fuck on the first date
Talks about how you're the best one yet and how these days the entire city is filled with "money hungry hoes". It really doesn't matter where you live, they all say this crap.

And if you somehow ended up at his place, in the morning he'll expect you to give him a quickie before you leave.

EDIT: 4minutes in and got a downvote already, looks like some scrote out there did not like to see his typical first date plan.

ivy176 · 2021-05-27T15:37:54+00:00

This has gotta be NVM starter pack... I feel like LVM would be more like... coffee cups, a kinda nice restaurant but he says "should we go dutch?" lol

All this one needs is "You won't believe this but I left my wallet at home 😣"

bizzybumblebee · 2021-05-27T21:44:11+00:00

stopppp you're killing me 😂😂😂😂 that foot sucking emoji 😂😂😂

CrystalCoffee · 2021-05-27T17:02:04+00:00

Those nails triggered the fuck out of me. Disgusting.

warinmymind94 · 2021-05-28T07:18:02+00:00

mcdonalds 🤣🤣🤣 I was asked out on so many first dates to mcdonalds. Another dude from my OLD days went on a rant, full blown rant, about how McDonald's upped their prices and how "expensive" it is 🤣🤣🤣🤡

GeraldWay07 · 2021-05-27T16:36:57+00:00

Also their weird fetish with thighs

"Thighs are hot! Please please lemme rest on them"🥵

Of course they look attractive when you wear them with a mini-skirt and long socks, but bare thighs? They don't give a dam. Weaboos 😂

heroic_nincompoop · 2021-05-27T20:03:57+00:00

It took me WAY too long to understand the emoticon in the top right corner 🤣That's nasty but so funny

Impossible_Mud_7599 · 2021-05-28T04:52:12+00:00

I had to stare at the fries and cheese for a while. I don’t even know why. I guess the audacity, even in food 🤣

jasmine-blossom · 2021-05-27T17:41:19+00:00

Lol my bfs hands look a bit like that (except they are very large) but he’s a welder so there’s kind of no avoiding it no matter how much he scrubs. I tend to have paint, ink, or soil on my hands so I guess we’re even. At least we’re both hygienic even though we both work with our hands too much to have them all manicured!

Title	Date with a LVM starter pack 😂😩🥴
Author	AcadiaLeather5071
Upvotes	737
Comments	45
Date	May 27, 2021 12:28 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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