He doesn't "date fat"? What a coincidence. Neither do I.

LevelTurbulent · 2020-08-29T00:21:44+00:00

Is he lying about his age you think or does he just look like shit?

marionberriesnyogurt · 2020-08-29T00:32:59+00:00

Oh my fucking god 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 his picture 💀💀💀💀💀💀

CassieGreen85 · 2020-08-29T00:22:03+00:00

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ManchurianCantaloupe · 2020-08-29T00:24:11+00:00

If OLD is to be trusted, a solid 1 in 5 men are "CEO"s.

If you're the only C-level employee of your small business, or you only employ a handful of people, you look like a presumptuous twat calling yourself CEO.

KetoKittenAround · 2020-08-29T01:15:23+00:00

Why are these ugly, hateful men so impressed with themselves? I'll never understand.

supremelyparanoid · 2020-08-29T00:25:15+00:00

Omg the second photo 🤮🤮🤮🤮 he’s a swamp monster pretending to be 44. He’s fattttt hahaha

purasangria · 2020-08-29T02:38:06+00:00

That dude is NOT 44. He's in his 50s if he's a day, and he looks like a truck.

Nope. 💅

CosineMeSenpi · 2020-08-29T00:22:45+00:00

CEO of delusion, maybe. I love how that’s his only selling point as a dried up raisin. The audacity to look like that and expect fit young women will come flocking is positively scroteful.

KetoKittenAround · 2020-08-29T03:15:35+00:00

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KetoKittenAround · 2020-08-29T03:54:09+00:00

First and foremost to those young ladies who don’t mix with older men yet, he is 100% lying. He is mid 50s or above.

I would bet he still has Affliction T-shirts tucked away in his closet.

CEOs at his age who make any money are usually married. They need the wife and kids cover in a big way. Image is everything. They would t be on a dating site usually unless they are Anthony Weiner tier dumb. Usually they prey upon their subordinates.

Just look at that piece of shit room with all that booze... this was his best pic?!?

Lavender_flow · 2020-08-29T01:16:00+00:00

He looks 58.

Verysoftbun · 2020-08-29T00:50:52+00:00

"non vegan"

SansaDeservedBetter · 2020-08-29T03:55:23+00:00

“Get rid of the dog”. What a sociopath.

gursky0 · 2020-08-29T02:50:02+00:00

"you got me at desperate"

He knows only the most desperate women would take their chances with him.

Inspection-Critical · 2020-08-29T01:30:34+00:00

I'm curious, do guys like this actually think such a profile will work?

daisy_0720 · 2020-08-29T06:28:20+00:00

I screamed when I saw that picture.

To all the male lurkers out there: This is why we don't 'give ugly men a chance'.

CatSweets · 2020-08-29T04:17:17+00:00

I GASPED when I saw the second picture, omg

2020-08-29T02:45:30+00:00

Just your average guy on OLD . . . for real.

lacyvulture · 2020-08-29T14:42:49+00:00

“Jesus put some makeup on” Has he seen himself

everythingandlove · 2020-08-29T01:09:54+00:00

🤢

Good fucking gosh.. What the hell am I looking at?

just-peepin-at-u · 2020-08-29T02:28:39+00:00

He is 44?!

LittleBitchyBanana · 2020-08-29T09:53:55+00:00

My goodness... after the bio I expected Greek God, but I got fat uncle... disappointment

HamiltonSucksAss · 2020-08-29T10:23:10+00:00

He don't date fat but he has a triple chin. Same advice in the first page could go toward him.

Lavender_flow · 2020-08-29T10:57:05+00:00

He is a CEO but has plenty of time to give. SURE! He is not a CEO of anything, full of shit. Also he is 60+ for sure, and fat. The audacity is hillarious.

TiffStyles2221 · 2020-08-29T11:03:03+00:00

Some common occupations on OLD:

“CEO”= Made up a company name and then had business cards made on VistaPrint with “CEO” on them, thinks this makes him a CEO.

“Real Estate Investor”= Owns an $80k condo in shitty neighborhood, thinks this makes him a Real Estate Investor.

...but calls us “frauds” for wearing push up bras... while we hold law degrees and own multiple properties... mmkay 👋

DameTheories · 2020-08-29T06:46:49+00:00

Get rid of the dog(???)

Alma00019 · 2020-08-29T06:51:25+00:00

He's 44? Looks 57 at least

2020-08-29T12:03:38+00:00

"Get rid of the dog."

Nope. Bye, you dog-hating creep.

2020-08-29T01:25:34+00:00

Da fuq?

Hahane · 2020-08-29T08:45:01+00:00

Oh.....no. The picture.😂

2020-08-29T14:09:29+00:00

Looks like a grandpa.

Merryprankstress · 2020-08-29T19:43:09+00:00

Dude literally looks like a blobfish.

ARocksIt · 2020-08-29T22:49:43+00:00

There is no way he is only 44...lol

2020-08-30T03:06:32+00:00

I’m so grateful for his profile. Thank you for telling us upfront who you are so we can avoid you. We really appreciate your thorough profile of exactly how much of an arrogant pig you are

Title	He doesn't "date fat"? What a coincidence. Neither do I.
Author	basedbecky
Upvotes	144
Comments	69
Date	August 29, 2020 12:20 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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