I raise you Over 30s Midwestern LVM starterpack.

Pornruinedsociety · 2021-01-03T23:49:40+00:00

My vaginas suddenly as dry as that picture bottom right.

_narrowstraits_ · 2021-01-04T01:00:02+00:00

No dead doe dripping blood :( just not the same

notthatkindofdoctorb · 2021-01-04T01:57:53+00:00

titties and fish

Ok_Satisfaction1911 · 2021-01-04T01:44:41+00:00

Typical northern Canadian man is this too

Blackrose_ · 2021-01-04T02:59:25+00:00

Is Mr Ego Killer's profile really up on OLD??

Because, I thought professional body builders didn't do girlfriends, due to it getting in the way of broccoli and chicken eating. It seems really strange that it would be up on there.

I personally would never date a body builder. Just no.

MadamLeFay · 2021-01-03T23:30:04+00:00

Welp, that just made my ovaries shrivel up...

letsberealforamoment · 2021-01-04T00:23:45+00:00

As a rural midwesterner, can confirm.

But, the only silver lining is that very few,.of any, are "erhically non mongamous' or "polyamorlus". They are too practical for that nonsense, and feel their masculinity challenged if male 3rd party is involved.

Other than that, they are all shit for all the usual reasons.

DallasM19 · 2021-01-04T03:20:32+00:00

Serious question : do guys who do roids know they look ridiculous or do they ALL have body dysmorphia and think they look like they work hard for that? If I was taking ephedrine meant for race horses, I too could be chiseled with permanent cardic tissue damage.

Revy_Ur_Engines · 2021-01-04T03:56:35+00:00

I feel bad for straight women I really do

poxto28 · 2021-01-04T04:48:44+00:00

This is the same for under 30 men in the Midwest too, honestly the Midwest is fucked for any reasonable serious dating :/

Snapsforme · 2021-01-04T05:37:01+00:00

Am married and mostly come to FDS to cheer you ladies on and let all my single friends know that there is some sanity in this world...

And after seeing these starter packs today like my God

I salute you, stay strong out there

dancedance_83 · 2021-01-04T01:04:10+00:00

You should make one for southern males. Trash galore, I tell ya!

MarriedWithPizza · 2021-01-04T03:51:13+00:00

So I have a question, please don’t jump on me, I legitimately want to understand! I get why the rest is LVM, the bottom right where the guy is in the Grand Canyon, is the issue the fact he travels or how he posted the picture? I really like traveling and I actually took similar pictures like that, and now I feel like a LVW 😭

miadoing69 · 2021-01-04T00:02:01+00:00

I think I just went full-blown gay

cherieblosum · 2021-01-04T03:56:40+00:00

You're missing the photo in the sports team jersey with a beer in hand.

InaneObservations · 2021-01-04T05:35:14+00:00

There need to be more trucks and fat baldies

2021-01-04T03:37:39+00:00

Also, for over 30s in the Midwest or South (or really anywhere with a small town culture).. there’s always a kid or five you never hear about.

ijustwannabefree- · 2021-01-04T08:14:29+00:00

This is literally OLD in 99.9%. Just looking at these losers makes me want to throw up. Isn’t it funny they tell us women hit a wall at a certain age (we don’t), yet they’re the ones with most wrinkles and looking old and dusty above the age of 25? A lot of women look below their age yet men always look wayyy older as they don’t look after themselves. But their expectations towards us are sky high, ironic that 🤡

macy389 · 2021-01-04T06:31:32+00:00

You just wait. Over 40 will make you swear off men altogether! 🙄

moana9999 · 2021-01-03T23:56:06+00:00

This starterpack gave me a stomach ache

EffectiveHoneydew422 · 2021-01-04T04:05:10+00:00

something tells me this is starter pack for OLD profiles all over the world, and its 20's 30's and 40's males

AotearoaCanuck · 2021-01-04T06:49:50+00:00

Omg this is totally Alberta too! But add in a rig pig truck selfie.

shockingupdate · 2021-01-04T03:10:31+00:00

I legit thought bottom-right was my ex

AverageToHot · 2021-01-04T01:59:06+00:00

This is funny 😂

littlepip38042 · 2021-01-04T13:19:12+00:00

Don't forget their oversized, compensative pickup truck that they don't actually need

vacantvivacity · 2021-01-04T01:28:59+00:00

This made me throw up a little in my mouth. I remember actually being attracted to this, and knowing there are women who would date this takes me out, but moving on, that’s no longer my business.

candyfox84 · 2021-01-04T16:24:15+00:00

That one time he went on a hike...

2021-01-04T07:47:26+00:00

Bottom left projecting men’s cartoonish preferences onto women and looking insane in the process. Steroid use=early widow + roid rage

2021-01-04T11:40:55+00:00

LITERALLY🤣🤣

brewcitygrl · 2021-01-04T17:18:43+00:00

Oh that last pic cracked me up! So true!

climbergal928 · 2021-01-04T18:06:39+00:00

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PinkBlair99 · 2021-04-07T13:05:38+00:00

This right here is why I only spent 24 hours on OLD back in 2015 after my last breakup.

Title	I raise you Over 30s Midwestern LVM starterpack.
Author	climbergal928
Upvotes	596
Comments	88
Date	January 3, 2021 11:28 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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