Does anyone else hate it when men’s dating profiles say this??? It paints the picture of the man leading and paving a path with that arrogant stride of his, while a woman trails behind him, scampering to keep up with his footsteps.

Like, NO.

Why don’t YOU keep up with MY pace?? Who says you get to lead? And if my pace is slower than yours, why don’t you slow the fuck down.

The entitlement is unreal.

Also, since I’m getting male pet peeves off my chest, it also really grinds my gears when I’m listening to Beyoncé’s “Mood 4 Eva” and fucking Jay-Z comes in and introduces himself with, “you heard that? That’s the sound of the price goin’ up.”

Like, NO. Again.

The price for the track was already sky high because of Beyoncé. He is implying like “oh thank god Jay is on the track, his talent has saved it from not being a financially lucrative one”. Ugh, *insert eye roll”.

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

Do you ladies have any other pet peeves?