Something icky to laugh about tonight. We were talking about planting grass for our cats and ofc he had to make it gross and awkward. My intuition was telling me from the start he was weird, but societal gaslighting told me to give him a chance merely bc he was giving me attention 🤷‍♀️. Blocked.

BeanBagSize · 2022-02-15T04:53:25+00:00

Is... Is this what passes for "comedy" now? Dude, WTF.

Equal-Ear2312 · 2022-02-15T08:04:25+00:00

Yeah, like what's up with this behavior?

We were driving and I'm telling him the number of our destination is 49th street abc. And he makes a comment about how it only needs 20 more to be 69. My perfume bottle, Tom Ford black orchid, he accused me of masturbating with it. Like wtf? Some men are so fucking wrong it's mystery to me. He was so bloody disgusting and sexualized everything, besides he brought his small 🦐 in every conversation. When we were broken up he told me on the phone that his cousin married a guy that had a smaller peen than her ex. Like wtf? Vet these sex obsessed creeps and weed them out.

OP you did very well. That was a trainwreck waiting to happen.

dating-adventures · 2022-02-15T04:29:46+00:00

Disgusting move by him and great move by you! They don’t deserve to know what they did wrong

lvrcalii · 2022-02-15T04:57:15+00:00

Gee. He's SO funny and SO creative. His IQ must be SO high. What an intellectual comedian.

Clearly you must give him 82 more chances. You could be missing out on the unique, once in a lifetime opportunity to feel grosser on even more holidays!!!

whiskey_and_oreos · 2022-02-15T04:56:55+00:00

There's something oddly intimidating about seeing that haha in all caps. It's like an aggressive laugh track.

warinmymind94 · 2022-02-15T06:30:42+00:00

Scrotes telling on themselves looking for a prostitute with free delivery!

Take this as a win in the sense that he told on himself so quickly, it was an obvious Red flag, and you blocked and deleted before wasting more energy and time. Bullet dodged.

daisy_0720 · 2022-02-15T07:38:00+00:00

There is something immensely satisfying in seeing that wall of white space where you didn't respond.

PerspicaciousCat · 2022-02-15T05:03:05+00:00

It must’ve been so satisfying to block him. He sounds extremely immature

millennialpink2000 · 2022-02-15T05:26:25+00:00

It's funny because of cum! *slow clap*

riseaboveagain · 2022-02-15T05:37:16+00:00

Typical lazy NVM with the “how about you you come over”

Sorry, not looking to be your free sex Uber, scrote

roundbackpack · 2022-02-15T05:24:47+00:00

It's so annoying how some men don't have even basic skills at flirting. Like, how did he even think this was okay? Yeah well it's a joke. But it's still pushy, sexual and demanding. Annoying.

MorthaP · 2022-02-15T10:34:49+00:00

is he 12?

Jimmy_Corrigan · 2022-02-15T04:36:59+00:00

Ick! Why do men make it so hard to be attracted to them?!

Competitive_Bar8657 · 2022-02-15T05:29:57+00:00

Yeah that’s the start. It’s “just a joke haha”, then “I’m just rubbing you like a friend” then he will fucking assault you when you least expect it or feel vulnerable

ImpressiveCharge2619 · 2022-02-15T05:48:54+00:00

He is so gross. Why are men?

lorealpaca · 2022-02-15T05:31:29+00:00

Not only is this disgusting, but he's also saying that YOU have to come over. He can't even make the effort to get up and get what he wants, disgusting.

lemonasia · 2022-02-15T04:46:55+00:00

BLOCKED.

StrawberryMoon3 · 2022-02-15T04:49:13+00:00

He's gross

shoesfromparis135 · 2022-02-15T10:40:54+00:00

A simple “lol” would have sufficed. It would still be block-worthy, but that HAHAHAHA is unnecessary.

Misskalkuliert · 2022-02-15T10:04:45+00:00

It's insane how many men think that this is funny... Because I seriously believe he thought its funny. Awkward.

Sister you dodged a bullet.

Prof_erez · 2022-02-15T08:28:34+00:00

Not him laughing at his own jokes lmao.

Jaelismyhomegirl · 2022-02-15T09:03:56+00:00

Ew, wtf?

butterballnook · 2022-02-15T13:18:22+00:00

This reeks of desperation from his end

highoncatnipbrownies · 2022-02-15T13:07:08+00:00

The dating pool needs some bleach.

KimchiNoor · 2022-02-15T09:53:50+00:00

🤢

ferociouslycurious · 2022-02-15T15:33:46+00:00

Why. Why. WHY do they think this is funny. While you’re blocking and deleting think to yourself “That would be a joke you clown.”

throwaway-fds · 2022-02-15T17:51:12+00:00

I have no idea why men act like they're funnier than women when their jokes are just coom-brained humour. Talk about male moment.

snacksntats · 2022-02-15T06:27:39+00:00

Eww. Just ew. When was that going to go down well?

Lykmt · 2022-02-15T06:41:53+00:00

Ew what a weirdo

LadiesOpinion · 2022-02-15T15:02:20+00:00

Ew. Sounds like he's so insecure, he feels the need to hide behind 'humour' so rejection won't hurt as much.

Imagine actually investing effort in flirting and dating, instead of texting that it'd be 'so funny HAHAHAHA' if you came over to his place for 'his seed HAHHAHAHA' 🤮🤮🤮

Kimpractical · 2022-02-15T12:29:17+00:00

Good for you! 🙌

Shot_Presence_8382 · 2022-02-16T08:33:10+00:00

insane laughter

This NV idiot really thinks he's hilarious, doesn't he? 🤦🏻‍♀️🙄

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