They’re thiiiis close to figuring it out!

BabyBlankieieieieie · 2021-01-05T16:15:36+00:00

Byeeee well he got that part right lmao

mongoosebicycle · 2021-01-05T20:44:25+00:00

He's 45 and she's 32

Gourmay · 2021-01-05T19:31:53+00:00

Why why why do people date people they don’t care about?? Since moving to the US I feel that people (mostly men) just date people they feel lukewarm about just to not be alone, have companionship/sex etc., and then come up with these bullshit excuses. Whatever happened to waiting until you find someone you’re super into, who is super into you and that you have a proper romantic relationship with? And so many hobbies are accessible even if you live rurally and just have an internet connection.. You can now access virtually any book, game or movie digitally!

Equal-Ear2312 · 2021-01-05T20:07:44+00:00

basically every dude on OLD.

LE:

ooopsie. "gimme sex and I'll tell you I am not ready for a relationship... until I am (but I'll never tell you) but... just... j-just gimme sex! one sex please?"

ciciplum · 2021-01-05T16:42:44+00:00

This video is great hahaha

climbergal928 · 2021-01-05T17:40:14+00:00

I love it. They go on dating apps known for relationships or even say looking for a relationship and then say this shit.

Byyyyeeeeeee

Ikwhatudoboo · 2021-01-05T17:01:31+00:00

Lol 😂 what he means is “ friends “with benefits “ it’s never just friends.

FirePreferred · 2021-01-05T20:56:24+00:00

lololol, this is so true.

I'm so proud of myself that now I'm just "byeeeeeeeee" every time. Wanna waste my time? Bye. Wanna call be beautiful and spend time with me but not date me? Bye. Want to talk about a "connection" and "be intimate" and "see where things go"? fuck no, bye.

Bye, bye, bye, byeeeeeeee. I'm so much happier! I am freeeeee!

northface235 · 2021-01-05T23:01:00+00:00

Literally what happened to me in 2020. After I was like "bye!", he texted "I'm sorry I wish I didn't accidentally do anything that damages our friendship."

Friendship my ass.

MuffinSongs · 2021-01-05T23:01:29+00:00

I already have friends. I don’t need more friends.

Cue this dude still trying to hit me up 2.5 years later. Bro! I said no! Byeeeee!

autumnxo92 · 2021-01-05T17:15:38+00:00

The accuracy 😂😂😂

sassenachpants · 2021-01-05T19:11:31+00:00

This was a goddamn delight 😂

Throwawayrightaway28 · 2021-01-05T18:23:52+00:00

The only thing he left out is when the guy tries to be FWB.

MrAndMrsCremgroblin · 2021-01-05T17:15:42+00:00

He has to be making fun of those types of guys right?? There’s no way he could film this and post it and be unaware I feel like he would e tried to make the girl “bitchier” and “more dramatic” if he was making fun of her not the guy

Squidwrd_Tortellini · 2021-01-05T19:36:30+00:00

"Justttt.... just a hunch" 😂

Dontstopmenow2021 · 2021-01-05T22:02:11+00:00

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Myplummms · 2021-01-05T23:28:07+00:00

“Friends” = free emotional labor/side chick for guys like this

wrice05 · 2021-01-05T18:42:28+00:00

That was delightful

shopliftthepooty · 2021-01-05T19:12:13+00:00

I felt this in my soul

artemis-code · 2021-01-05T19:42:59+00:00

Haha the accuracy... thanks for sharing!

Wildestrose1988 · 2021-01-05T23:55:39+00:00

I don't want to do that thing that I've been doing to you for months on end

callofktululu · 2021-01-06T03:54:57+00:00

Looool. I love this guy's tiktoks

blair2006 · 2021-01-06T18:08:36+00:00

Slightly relevant to this post but this guy I tried re-dating (bad I know) and who gave me really mixed signals, his Hot Model Ex-GF not only got engaged last week, but she’s now pregnant; and he follows her on Instagram so I know he’s probably feeling conflicted and hitting the whiskey hard :) warms my heart

GettingOffTheCrazy · 2021-01-06T04:01:20+00:00

This only further proves that they do know what they are doing. lmao

Tayln · 2021-01-06T05:13:11+00:00

Do you have the link to the actual tiktok too? I was trying to find it to save!

Title	They’re thiiiis close to figuring it out!
Author	Less-Panic
Upvotes	1059
Comments	50
Date	January 5, 2021 4:03 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/kr186i/theyre_thiiiis_close_to_figuring_it_out/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/theyre-thiiiis-close-to-figuring-it-out.359923 https://theredarchive.com/post/359923

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