This guy gets it 🙌🐍

outgrabed-momerath · 2021-03-12T18:45:15+00:00

"Some of these snakes are really great snakes and it hurts their feelings when you don't trust them."

venomous_g · 2021-03-12T20:27:55+00:00

You guys keep going on and on about being bitten... but what about the king snake that gets mistaken for the venomous coral? How dare you assume the worst about these poor creatures. Toxic snake culture has killed many a non-venomous snake! Who will answer for those deaths, huh?!?!?!

GoddessIxtab · 2021-03-12T17:50:22+00:00

I would pay good money to see this show 🍿

Flufferly · 2021-03-12T18:23:24+00:00

6 seasons, a christmas special and a spinoff with spiders.

deep_faked_beans · 2021-03-12T19:05:02+00:00

You have to pet each and every snake, or else you're a misandrist :P

MadamLeFay · 2021-03-12T17:45:59+00:00

This is the best comeback ever. I love it!

Sanne592 · 2021-03-12T19:17:04+00:00

We’ve got a show here called “worst driver of our country” where people compete to not be the worst one at the end. They’re all terrible drivers, but this show teaches them to be better drivers. The “winner” (so worst driver) gets his drivers license snipped in half and the show pays for new driving lessons so they can get their drivers license again.

We need this with men and misogyny. The worst misogynist. This could be one of the challenges to get them to see and understand, hopefully educating people at home watching at the same time. Don’t know what the result would be when you “win”, a vasectomy? 😂

sleepykittn · 2021-03-12T17:39:12+00:00

Love

Lemon_bars_addiction · 2021-03-12T18:00:30+00:00

Alright who do we pitch this to ?

tw231116 · 2021-03-13T10:33:44+00:00

Look what I got in my inbox for daring to post this:

"Rather than just focussing on the minute percent of venomous snakes why not also look at the snakes that have uplifted billions of people with their inventions and achievements such as the greatest art, music, literature, the roads you use, the car you drive, electricity, the internet, life saving medicine, advanced technology, pretty much every single great thing that was crrated in the last 100 years.

FDS has redefined LVF's (mens/society perspective) old, unattractive, bitter, self entitled, delusional, overweight, spiteful etc... as HVF's and actual HVF 's (mens/society perspective) , young, fertile, fit, friendly, attractive, adventurous in the bedroom as pick me's.

You sound like those hedious swamp creatures from the red pill who say all women are sub human based on the fact they are women.

I reckon if you LVF FDS queens and LVM TRP alphas actually met it would be love at first sight."

That's a lot of words for "my penis is sad because women don't want to fuck me" 😂😂😂

throwaway64857 · 2021-03-12T22:31:15+00:00

And when we try to use clues and hints and prior knowledge, but they swear they're not like the other guys giving us similar signs... King snakes look a lot like coral snakes and unless I'm sure, I'll stay away from both.

As one should.

breadandbunny · 2021-03-13T01:59:14+00:00

I'm saving this.

Lost_Kale90 · 2021-03-12T18:30:04+00:00

LOVE IT!!

queen_beastmode · 2021-03-12T18:42:54+00:00

Only like 1/4 of them.

shoesfromparis135 · 2021-03-12T19:20:48+00:00

I will write this treatment!

manrypanda · 2021-03-12T19:54:48+00:00

Not all snakes are deadly but Indiana Jones was afraid of them all.

Emergency-Feed8216 · 2021-03-12T20:56:49+00:00

Lol.

Then again the former employer who tried to assault me was the master of pithy woke-sounding quips. Dear Joe Wells will still have to get back in the queue to be vetted with the rest of them.

I am a non-apologist misanthropologist because I've seen it all.

Colour_riot · 2021-03-13T18:13:43+00:00

+ Different scenarios: sometimes we will put the man in a trapped room with a deadly snake and spray them with snake pheromones / the scent of their favourite prey.

Some snakes can't help themselves, yknow?

RikaRikaw · 2021-03-13T15:26:30+00:00

Its funny because even the non venomous ones can and will bite you if they think its right

KateJ1982 · 2021-03-13T05:30:16+00:00

Brilliant!

Title	This guy gets it 🙌🐍
Author	tw231116
Upvotes	2674
Comments	48
Date	March 12, 2021 5:36 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/m3mnny/this_guy_gets_it/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/this-guy-gets-it.767854 https://theredarchive.com/post/767854

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