When a poly guy is trying to get you REALLY HARD to continue a conversation

thedrunkcuteblonde · 2020-06-09T07:03:36+00:00

That’s a lot of words to end up saying nothing at all. “I’m +1 but also -1. I’m +2 but also -2. But I’m really +3 and -3”

ModernDayOracle · 2020-06-09T06:59:14+00:00

Translation: clown honk noises

ironymaiden87 · 2020-06-09T07:07:49+00:00

"I'm so special and unique and so much better than everyone else."

Why do so many guys talk to women like that? You could swap out the words "monogamous" and "polyamorous" for almost anything and you'd have a standard paragraph from any raging narcissist on Tinder. How is anyone impressed by this skiting bullshit?!

spamwriter · 2020-06-09T08:20:12+00:00

"Basically, I just want a free pass on cheating. Lots and lots of cheating"

bqluoeoedn · 2020-06-09T07:49:11+00:00

Peter Piper pecked a polyamorous piece of poo pie.

No.

The fuck did just I read?

throwahweigh3521 · 2020-06-09T08:03:49+00:00

The Mansplaination:

I am the Alpha and Omega of fuck bois.

muricaxoxo · 2020-06-09T08:17:51+00:00

Wtf is he even trying to say none of it makes sense!! 😂😂😂He is Soooo WELL SPOKEN🤣

divdec · 2020-06-09T10:27:11+00:00

I had to read this like 5 times and I still have no fucking clue what he’s trying to say. Men are deranged.

cirrus_cloud · 2020-06-09T13:15:08+00:00

Ugh! Never waste your time with a "Poly" guy. It's just their excuse for cheating.

sugaredberry · 2020-06-09T11:30:58+00:00

Narcissistic pathological word salad

2020-06-09T10:31:29+00:00

Word salad.

LondonDaPink · 2020-06-09T13:56:32+00:00

Some men would benefit from being the strong silent type. Saying a whole lot to basically say nothing at all in the end. How unfortunate.

no_therworldly · 2020-06-09T09:15:47+00:00

my head hurts after reading this

2020-06-09T12:41:57+00:00

at least he outed himself as a complete MORON

Novemberinthechair · 2020-06-09T09:32:29+00:00

Christ, so boring.

Mindard · 2020-06-09T09:25:17+00:00

My brain is overheating. Someone stop this fool

AyemHerself · 2020-06-09T15:13:18+00:00

That's a lot of words to say "I want to fuck around but I'll only care about one woman at a time. If you're lucky, it could be you!"

hilariouslystated · 2020-06-09T15:06:22+00:00

All this to say his dick is little and he's terrible in bed.

rinabean · 2020-06-09T19:01:28+00:00

In a number of ways, I am too annoyed at this for the amused and too amused for the annoyed. But then truth be told, I am much more annoyed than most everyone professing to be annoyed and much more amused than most everyone professing to be amused, though my amused nature is subordinate to my annoyed nature, as I am wired for complaining, not the single non-complaining way of life.

(This got hard at the end because I genuinely don't know what that "single" means. Is it single way of life? Or... "no partner" single? Neither makes sense!)

NewGirl_WhoDis · 2020-06-09T15:01:29+00:00

I bet he thinks he's quirky and cool, boy if you don't geddifok with your circumlocutory bullshit...

xxnotxy · 2020-06-09T15:41:32+00:00

https://imgur.com/t/confused/sCCReVB

Cucharamama · 2020-06-09T15:49:17+00:00

thats a long way of saying you have a tiny pp

ShieldMaidenLagertha · 2020-06-09T16:48:11+00:00

Hey bro...maybe lay off the narcissist navel gazing for a while? All this needless introspection is starting to fry your brain. It doesn’t matter if your poly because no one wants to have sex with you anyways.

bluebabyblankie · 2020-06-09T15:41:21+00:00

he said so much and yet... so little

jeanneeebeanneee · 2020-06-09T16:06:26+00:00

Gaze any harder at that navel and he might fall in.

enharmonia · 2020-06-09T16:46:24+00:00

wtf does this even mean?

oasisreverie · 2020-06-09T17:57:00+00:00

It hurt itself in confusion!

Cobmobster21 · 2020-06-09T16:18:52+00:00

Blocked for the utter nonsense he’s spewing

OrchidLion · 2020-06-09T19:58:10+00:00

When they have nothing to offer so they try to make you confused.

2020-06-10T04:58:28+00:00

I am old enough that i remember times where we called polygamy people - promiscuous and depraved

radical__daphne · 2020-06-09T17:36:58+00:00

Pure drivel

CedarBrush01 · 2020-06-09T21:01:51+00:00

He totally misspelled "I just wna fuk"

Pitiful-Implement · 2020-06-09T17:49:44+00:00

Word salad.

2020-06-10T02:06:21+00:00

Excuses excuses excuses.

dalenoriah · 2020-06-10T20:13:47+00:00

Talk about word salad....Jesus...

Title	When a poly guy is trying to get you REALLY HARD to continue a conversation
Author	Cosmictears83
Upvotes	239
Comments	52
Date	June 9, 2020 6:51 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/gzhu1k/when_a_poly_guy_is_trying_to_get_you_really_hard/
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