When guys post shit like this on their feed I just laugh. I just find it so cringey😆 Am I the only one who notices this influx of men comparing themselves to animals?

Thestral-glow6 · 2020-10-08T11:10:42+00:00

I get second hand embarrassment when I see it 🙄

howdoilogoutt · 2020-10-08T12:18:07+00:00

I know two separate male medical students who got scurvy because all they ate was chicken nuggets, and noodles. One guy's doctor told him that if had just eaten ketchup with the nuggets he would of been fine. They post shit like this too.

Merryprankstress · 2020-10-08T12:35:53+00:00

The men that post these are terrified of vegetables. They're just trying to hide it behind a "muh alpha predator with canines" front.

Softrito · 2020-10-08T11:17:01+00:00

Cringe. Part of the whole “man have natural urges. Submit yourself, woman!” false narrative.

Hardwatergal · 2020-10-08T11:21:06+00:00

In the picture: a lion risking his life to protect/ bring food to his extended family.

Men’s understanding of the picture: you women have needs?! Me mad!!

mitzislippers · 2020-10-08T13:55:10+00:00

them be the dudes that post “imma alpha wolf” like no you aint! You work at walmart and hide in the back when customers get too rowdy on the weekends. 🤦🏽‍♀️

the_moocher80 · 2020-10-08T11:21:08+00:00

Not to mention that lionesses are better hunters than lions.

Maisiebr · 2020-10-08T11:39:40+00:00

They probably mean the time when they are told to pick up their socks from the floor.

ello-motto · 2020-10-08T11:27:08+00:00

Males in the animal kingdom simp for females. So get back to me when you start doing that too. 😂

Maisiebr · 2020-10-08T11:26:39+00:00

Pfft. Yeah.

2020-10-08T13:15:05+00:00

Imagine taking yourself so seriously that this image resonates with you, yet being such a lame-ass little dork that you'd actually post this and expect other people to take you seriously.

ShadowoftheGrimoire · 2020-10-08T11:30:00+00:00

Well if the shoe fits the man....

But in all seriousness, slot of them barely behave like a person to begin with—-no manners, no hygiene, no consideration for the well being of others. Only animals behave like that.

kettleodumplins · 2020-10-08T13:50:38+00:00

"I chew with my mouth open and view plasticware as formal."

hope-wallace · 2020-10-08T11:32:39+00:00

Don't put me in a position where I need to block you. I might never look at you again.

2020-10-08T11:36:43+00:00

Hahahhaha cringe.

mandoa_sky · 2020-10-08T11:56:33+00:00

i feel the need to bring up David Attenborough shows whenever i see stuff like that

azureangel35 · 2020-10-08T12:16:57+00:00

i'M aN aLpHa wOlF tHoUgH

heleninthealps · 2020-10-08T16:56:56+00:00

New headline for that image: "A HVM FINDS YOU SEXY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH"

foxfaebae · 2020-10-08T13:03:43+00:00

Inserts Brittany Spears cringe gif

ManchurianCantaloupe · 2020-10-08T15:20:37+00:00

Cringy animal comparisons and stills from Peaky Blinders with random "motivational" quotes are the bread and butter of 30-something average white male social media posts.

pancakejourney · 2020-10-08T15:53:05+00:00

I would be more impressed if it implied that he ate out his girl on her period.

DadaExperiment · 2020-10-08T15:57:36+00:00

I just think of The Village People song "Macho Man"

2020-10-08T17:14:35+00:00

It's always wolves or lions... Poor animals, being compared to the likes of men 🙄

NaturalSiren · 2020-10-08T16:22:21+00:00

They are becoming self aware! 🤣

asteria2002 · 2020-10-08T11:29:39+00:00

So these men are saying that they will kill you or hurt you badly if you don't obey them or something? Gosh they are only pushing away women this way, don't they know that? Do these men even want to attract women? The hate us so much and these days they rarely hide it. Thanks to them a lot of of women are beginning to hate men. Thank you scrotes for showing women your true colors. I really can't understand how they think it is hot to threaten women. They only are screaming "I am a weak men who is scared of other men, but they feel superior and dominant I play it safe and threaten women because I know they are physically weaker". This same men are the ones who are confused birthrates are failing. No women wants to carry weak man's children who is a coward and only knows how to threaten and hurt people weaker than him. It is like me a 17 years old girl going on Facebook and posting "children don't put me in a situation that forces me to show how heartless I can be". Men this Generation are really weak and cowards, this men would never dare to make such a post directed towards men.

vietnamese-bitch · 2020-10-08T19:12:43+00:00

men comparing themselves to animals

Well...They’re not wrong.

It’s also called bluff, compensating and small dick energy. Let them talk big. They’re the first to reveal they got small balls and will flee with their tails tuck between their legs in a real fight.

pangolinplatypus · 2020-10-08T20:14:33+00:00

Soooo this is just their way of saying that they fully intend to murder you, right?

HamiltonSucksAss · 2020-10-08T21:38:57+00:00

This also implies that men can get off of their lazy ass at all! The only heartless things these men can do is not tip the server at a restaurant due to how broke they often are.

MagnfiqueMaleficent · 2020-10-08T21:45:47+00:00

Oh look. Another example of a lazy male enjoying the fruits of a woman’s labor. I hope she at least got a bite for herself.

Mella_20 · 2020-10-08T21:49:56+00:00

"You should stay away from me, I'm not good for you", but then get mad when she stays away

WestAtmosphere · 2020-10-08T22:00:57+00:00

This is on the level of dudes who become obsessed with their dog and his balls, refusing to get them fixed.

Always thought it was so weird lol.

typeadhd · 2020-10-09T00:49:38+00:00

These kinds of comments or threats are such a turn off

Revy_Ur_Engines · 2020-10-09T06:37:43+00:00

Omg this is so fucking creepy lol

2020-10-08T18:24:50+00:00

This mentality leads to familicide. Aggressive partners that spiral out of control when things don’t happen they way they expect. Admitting they see no wrong to injuring another person when “put into a position”. 😳 HARD PASS!

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