post: r/Unexpected/getting robbed

Top comments:

  • 9.3k⬆: Self defence master
  • 2.9k⬆: Kinda sad that he has to touch his piss while picking up wallet and money.
  • 3.6⬆: I'd be so pissed if this happened to me.
  • 500⬆: Um this is fucking hilarious and I'm trying that when I have no other options

My favourite:

  • 1.4k⬆: It's a bit sad tho :(
    [emphasis mine]

Just imagine the circus if the roles were reversed