post: r/Unexpected/getting robbed
Top comments:
- 9.3k⬆: Self defence master
- 2.9k⬆: Kinda sad that he has to touch his piss while picking up wallet and money.
- 3.6⬆: I'd be so pissed if this happened to me.
- 500⬆: Um this is fucking hilarious and I'm trying that when I have no other options
My favourite:
- 1.4k⬆: It's a bit sad tho :(
[emphasis mine]
Just imagine the circus if the roles were reversed
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