"6'4 is my jam"

Gr_ywind · 2022-06-03T10:10:09+00:00

I don't got that kinda time

Right, turns out you did huh.

mazi710 · 2022-06-03T10:12:46+00:00

Somehow the star sign shit is more off putting than the height. At least height actually exists.

Oselzegehinga · 2022-06-03T11:41:22+00:00

That's why I stay out of online dating. Even average looking (at best) women like this think they're god's gift to mankind because of the amount of messages from simps they get.

Puzzleface62 · 2022-06-03T09:53:39+00:00

I mean "I don't respond to people who only say hi" and then you do? Already a red flag

Dankhu3hu3 · 2022-06-03T10:42:40+00:00

I feel like we're living in the age of mental illness

5alvia · 2022-06-03T10:16:46+00:00

This woman is literal trash and you honestly won't change my mind here.

If a woman messaged me with "hi" and I responded rudely with:

"I don't usually respond to one word greetings but since you have the same pet as me and you're not fat (skinny is my jam) i'll take the time to talk with you"

I don't think I'd get very far...

luffmatcheen · 2022-06-03T14:34:50+00:00

Looks like he may have dodged a bed turd.

BigPaws-WowterHeaven · 2022-06-03T10:39:31+00:00

Fucking princess waiting to be entertained by sinps

Nightwingvyse · 2022-06-03T12:49:30+00:00

I think the guy's response is letting this sexist off easy.

JamPantstheFif · 2022-06-03T10:34:12+00:00

She doesn't have that sort of time, yet checked profile and was gonna talk shit, then wrote a paragraph.

bahard9 · 2022-06-03T10:19:41+00:00

This woman is a red flag alive

Dream_Eat3r_ · 2022-06-03T12:48:35+00:00

The sense of entitlement is just so mind blowing.

I_love_my_momm · 2022-06-03T11:13:17+00:00

Fucking loser bitch lol.

TheEarthIsACylinder · 2022-06-03T10:40:39+00:00

I dont usually respond to hi but you are hot so consider yourself lucky you piece of shit.

Responsible_Bit_1389 · 2022-06-03T10:30:12+00:00

She doesn’t respond to people who just say hi but she’s willing to make an exception because you’re a Scorpio? Makes it make sense 🤦🏾‍♂️ women who believe a cluster of dead stars determines their personality are not to be taken seriously.

PutinsACunt88 · 2022-06-03T11:11:35+00:00

What these stupid idiots dont understand is that the more you treat dating like "You Gotta be XYZ to get ABC" then you are treating a relationship like a buyer/seller service.

if that happens then that means once you no longer wish for the goods/service you dont owe them an explanation and can just trade elsewhere because you get a better deal.

so many women have the attitude of they get to set the standard and you have to jump hoops to "prove yourself" then get annoyed when you decide its not worth it anymore and she doesn't meet your standard for a long term relationship and you bail.

Turanka · 2022-06-03T14:55:57+00:00

Women on dating apps are so entitled it’s so unattractive

ThunderSTRUCK96 · 2022-06-03T11:15:52+00:00

It’s just your daily reminder that a lot of people on dating sites are there for a reason… Everybody else was already sick of their shit. Tread carefully!

2022-06-03T11:52:31+00:00

Unfortunately most women are exactly like her 😂 so fellas don't let nobody make you feel ashamed of loving big butts and boobies on a flat stomach 😍

WorstPersonInGeneral · 2022-06-03T10:30:28+00:00

How the fuck this idiot think real conversations go? Homie didn't just dodge a bullet, he dodged a warhead.

Reclaimer2511 · 2022-06-03T10:44:44+00:00

I really love messages like this from girls because it helps me easily weed out the serious pieces of human garbage from the actual people worth taking to.

Lui_Le_Diamond · 2022-06-04T02:09:06+00:00

A focus height and Astrology are red flags.

MazerTag · 2022-06-03T13:42:14+00:00

Dance, monkey. MAKE ME LAUGH!!!

Fujutron · 2022-06-03T17:50:53+00:00

At 5’10” I’m constantly surprised at how many 6’ and 6’2” dudes I am taller than

Thoreau80 · 2022-06-03T13:05:46+00:00

“I don’t got…”

Yup I’m done.

ThePigmanAgain · 2022-06-03T21:54:32+00:00

What is it with women wanting giants? I honestly don't get it. I can understand them not wanting hobbits, but a man who is literally a foot taller than the average woman? Seems like some sort of fetish.

Unlucky_Desk_5468 · 2022-06-03T11:16:32+00:00

😆 lmfao you blasted that dumb bitch

emix75 · 2022-06-03T14:01:48+00:00

Our dude is no simp. Simps are the absolute worst... I feel second hand embarrassment just thinking about it. Sadly so many guys are like this...

nksj28 · 2022-06-03T14:15:36+00:00

"I don't got that kinda time"
(Proceeds to write a lengthy paragraph about her ridiculous standards)

HomingPigeon6635 · 2022-06-03T14:44:04+00:00

Dude knows his worth. That lady be objectifying him.

KatAddicted69 · 2022-06-03T19:58:56+00:00

Are girls in USA really that obsessed with astrology?

Own-Pressure4018 · 2022-06-04T03:15:13+00:00

Good for him! Missed a bullet on that one

demonya99 · 2022-06-03T14:23:13+00:00

How the fuck to people still care about astrology in the XXI century. It’s been scientifically disproven many many many years ago.

Laughing_Orange · 2022-06-03T17:11:51+00:00

3 red flags. Cares about zodiac sign, cares more about your pet than your face, unrealistic height requirements (even though you fit).

SleepDeprivedUserUK · 2022-06-03T10:23:41+00:00

You talk too much seems too weak.

Your tits are too small, or your hips aren't wide enough, or your arse is too flat would have been a better insult.

If a woman is going to judge you on your physical body, you get to do the same back.

Scrotum_Tennis · 2022-06-03T10:46:03+00:00

Legend has it, Heather is rehabbing well and is expected to make a full recovery with time.

p1um5mu991er · 2022-06-03T10:48:51+00:00

No need to upgrade

schkmenebene · 2022-06-03T12:09:47+00:00

This man doing god's work.

KennyWonKenohbe · 2022-06-03T14:51:16+00:00

I guess I'm one of the lucky ones that never had an issue with women and my height. I'm 5'6'' and never had to deal with the how tall are you crap. This shit seems ridiculous. I would find it hard not to have some sort of stinging retort to someone who would say some shit about my height if I was trying to find a date. Cheers y'all.

mariof135 · 2022-06-03T14:52:51+00:00

What’s with women’s obsession with horoscopes? Is it just something they use as excuses to justify their choices or actions?

DoctorEdo · 2022-06-03T16:00:58+00:00

based

fatcockinbootycrack · 2022-06-03T18:46:03+00:00

femcel moment

Slap-A-Chav · 2022-06-04T01:13:02+00:00

Wow... She gave off that whole "must treat me like a Princess during the entire relationship" vibes. Major red flags.

CaveMan879 · 2022-06-04T01:22:57+00:00

POF is a toxic cesspool

ArthurHaroldKaneJnr · 2022-06-04T01:29:27+00:00

"6'4" is my jam"

"And you bein' Scorpio and owning a cat is my bread and butter."

somecow · 2022-06-04T02:03:15+00:00

Tha hell is wrong with having a cat? I’m gonna ship my kitty over, she’s gonna shit and piss on everything, and walk back home. Hell, she’s smarter than this, might just go to the post office with a tiny kitty pen and mail herself.

TheMorningJoe · 2022-06-04T04:43:52+00:00

Man she sounds insufferable lol

KlausShlong · 2022-06-03T10:11:58+00:00

Based

AccomplishedSweet788 · 2022-06-03T11:28:00+00:00

I’m so glad this ended the way it did… women like this are the worst

stevedidWHAT · 2022-06-03T13:08:13+00:00

Wtf is that creepy pasta profile pic lmao

PG2009 · 2022-06-03T13:23:42+00:00

The more she said, the worse it got.

gamessuck00 · 2022-06-03T13:33:41+00:00

Dating apps are just cancer.

Nondre · 2022-06-03T13:46:34+00:00

Tell me your a giant bitch, without telling m-oh, you just out and said it. Okay…

glue-glacier-ether · 2022-06-03T13:54:34+00:00

Any thing else ma'am? 7in dick? Six pack abs? We have everything in our menu

VelvetJ0nez · 2022-06-03T14:25:08+00:00

Upgrade now indeed.

SansyBoy14 · 2022-06-03T14:48:14+00:00

Literally just went “seriously, fuck you, but you’re hot, so fuck me”

Lateralus06 · 2022-06-03T16:38:25+00:00

This reads like a copypasta and she just fills in the zodiac and height at the end.

ItsCold_ItsCold · 2022-06-03T21:48:24+00:00

2015: "He has to be at least 6'0" "

2020: "He has to be at least 6'2" "

2022: "He has to be at least 6'4" "

2025: "He has to be a literal titan"

JESquirrel · 2022-06-04T00:20:58+00:00

I wish I was "6'5. Instead I'm just depressed.

nszajk · 2022-06-04T00:42:45+00:00

i’ve never seen so many red flags in one paragraph before. That’s like an accomplishment

AGoldenChest · 2022-06-04T02:21:09+00:00

Based

lionbryce · 2022-06-04T03:13:59+00:00

Don't get me wrong I'm a fan of nohello.net but at the same time I can feel a "hi" on a dating app

TimtheToolManAsshole · 2022-06-04T04:50:54+00:00

Man I feel bad for dudes today. Too many fucking games. Meet women the old fashioned way —go do things you like and even some things you don’t like and talk to people

ElectricalEnergy69 · 2022-06-04T07:39:12+00:00

I think she needs to sober up before getting on the dating app

koogee · 2022-06-04T07:40:39+00:00

That was cold and delicious.

Coldfang89 · 2022-06-04T19:58:46+00:00

She deserved worse

CoolKohl · 2022-06-10T18:03:37+00:00

I like how she admits she clicked on his profile with the intention of insulting him and putting him down. It's also endlessly funny to me that so many women think random starts in the sky determine who you are as a person

MoonDoggy2020 · 2022-06-03T10:22:05+00:00

Hahahaha Awesome response

Fickle-Opinion-3114 · 2022-06-03T14:51:00+00:00

Women on date apps want the 666.

6.ft, 6 pack, 6 figures

-sbl- · 2022-06-03T10:53:16+00:00

based af

robanthonydon · 2022-06-03T11:24:10+00:00

Just the utter conceit,

Channel5exclusive · 2022-06-03T11:01:55+00:00

This is a lead in to a Botchamania segment in text form.

Cavitatedfart · 2022-06-03T13:56:32+00:00

You dropped this king 👑

Plenty_Present348 · 2022-06-03T15:18:13+00:00

She sounds like a ditz but I would cover her prof pic as this is public humiliation.

ryan8757 · 2022-06-03T16:35:57+00:00

Eviscerated

Dictsaurus · 2022-06-03T18:45:21+00:00

... just talk like a normal fucking human ...

BeerManBran · 2022-06-03T19:54:22+00:00

Lol what a fucking G

lissarain88 · 2022-06-03T20:47:20+00:00

So I guess I’m old now, which I’m grateful for.. just when the fuck did girls treating boys like accessories become acceptable? I appreciate audacity but if you don’t want to be treated like an arm piece why tf would you treat someone else like one?? I believe in feminism in the sense that women should have autonomy and the right to do whatever they fucking want in life, just like men can.. but how is it even mildly productive to belittle someone for their height? Something they have no control over? And he’s supposed to like.. swoon? Nah I don’t like this chick. If he were to respond “your boobs are too small for my liking”, it wouldn’t be okay. So how is THIS form of shaming acceptable? Ugh people are the worst

brandon7219 · 2022-06-03T21:54:15+00:00

Never stop being a KING

kekB0T2020 · 2022-06-04T05:24:49+00:00

Cringe: 100

ascolti · 2022-06-14T10:16:01+00:00

“No dick for you!”

BOBBYJOEBOBBYBOB · 2022-06-03T13:11:03+00:00

My guy charge ye damn phone

Kittytitty42056 · 2022-06-03T12:53:01+00:00

Love to see it

WanganTunedKeiCar · 2022-06-03T20:26:21+00:00

Matthew is a super alpha giga good user of his brain

Emperor_Quintana · 2022-06-03T20:28:13+00:00

Ooh, epic burn, apply directly to the hurt butt!

ヽ(⇀ᗜ↼)ﾉ

StankySeal · 2022-06-03T23:00:07+00:00

I mean you clearly have your height on your profile for a reason...

Future_Software5444 · 2022-06-03T17:43:56+00:00

reject a girl

PUSSYPASSDENIED

make a fake screenshot

PUSSYPASSDENIED

What a fucking zinger omg

Curia-DD · 2022-06-03T20:27:19+00:00

"no thanks you talk too much"???

Odd_Analyst_8905 · 2022-06-03T16:15:50+00:00

“I refuse to take women’s silly enjoyment of life serious” “women don’t take me seriously”

If all the guys who have ever worn lucky socks for their team would sit down that would be great.

This seems like evidence of Prince Charming syndrome. If you want a relationship with a whole human being there are going to be a lot of parts you disagree with. If you want mommy-nurse-sex doll (wait like five years for Japan) it makes sense to nitpick deal breakers-but a human being is their own story and you’re just a character in it.

ThisTimeForRealYo · 2022-06-03T13:46:32+00:00

This has nothing to do with the intention of the sub

Epindary · 2022-06-03T22:08:28+00:00

I think the bigger red flag is opening with a hi

NDoilworker · 2022-06-03T12:28:08+00:00

I mean "hi" is pretty sad too.

mike4204201 · 2022-06-03T12:20:21+00:00

She saw their wedding when we scrolled back up probably. Psycho bitch

NPC1938356-C137 · 2022-06-03T12:25:22+00:00

Nah i dont wanna upgrade, thank you very much

chugsi · 2022-06-03T13:15:35+00:00

“Doesn’t have that kinda time” but clicked his profile to prepare shit talking

DEAN112358 · 2022-06-03T13:37:50+00:00

Just realized she responded like a week later with that bullshit. Don’t know if that makes it better or worse

CoDog74 · 2022-06-03T13:51:03+00:00

Reply with “You’re mentally ill”

FireFireoldman · 2022-06-03T13:51:47+00:00

ya feel me?

Any-Contribution2180 · 2022-06-03T13:54:59+00:00

Bro is a hero

jcuray · 2022-06-03T14:04:00+00:00

"So Hi" because he met all your "conditions" honey? "6'4 is your jam" well he sure ain't your " peanut butter" Facts.

looselytranslated · 2022-06-03T14:24:55+00:00

So did he feel her or not?

Pre-Nut_Opacity · 2022-06-03T14:45:06+00:00

I hardly want to ask, but... what is 'the whole trifecta thing?' I assume one point is being over 6 feet tall?

ZidaneLoire · 2022-06-03T15:11:44+00:00

Yes clown, amuse me. Perform tricks. Entertain me or i shall find another clown.

My attention is ready to be grabbed.

Titusmacimus · 2022-06-03T15:13:06+00:00

You should also post this in r/cringe

She’s a nutter

RealButterchu · 2022-06-03T15:23:29+00:00

You didn’t just dodge a bullet, you dodged a fucking cannonball

u_b_dat_boi · 2022-06-03T15:50:56+00:00

charge ur phone

sixjasefive · 2022-06-03T16:16:24+00:00

I'm her jam, but I found my amazing 6' peanut butter already. I won't lie, dating was easy my whole life which I attribute to my quick wit and height combo. Thank you mom for being a brilliant smart arse and training me well.

thechrisspecial · 2022-06-03T16:17:19+00:00

my man made the right choice

RosenTurd · 2022-06-03T16:18:26+00:00

Thank you for this.

jackonager · 2022-06-03T16:26:42+00:00

Shuddap Heather.

peejr · 2022-06-03T16:30:12+00:00

You're a scorpio....

DigitalDuct · 2022-06-03T16:56:35+00:00

And then we all clapped.

Mycroft033 · 2022-06-03T17:10:39+00:00

Chad move lmao

jbrow058 · 2022-06-03T17:15:01+00:00

You don’t talk enough and she talks too much hahaha

Skiigga · 2022-06-03T18:12:49+00:00

20 words or less Genos

SoFastMuchFurious · 2022-06-03T19:20:40+00:00

"You're rude and a douchebag and NOT MY TYPE, I'm offended on behalf of women everywhere, what a lazy pig, I know what I'm worth. That being said, you're tall so I'm greased up"

tifruo · 2022-06-03T19:48:13+00:00

Slam the dunk

sugardad123 · 2022-06-03T19:50:00+00:00

😂

PS4Hubes3066 · 2022-06-03T21:38:07+00:00

💀💀💀

Leaningonalamp · 2022-06-03T22:43:18+00:00

“Ya feel me?” No, and I sure as heck don’t want to!

BeyondGains · 2022-06-03T23:55:33+00:00

"You're a scorpio too"

DaBigChungus1 · 2022-06-04T22:31:02+00:00

Kinda based

JJawRickshaw · 2022-06-05T06:06:12+00:00

Based

CovidFeelsLikeACold · 2022-06-05T13:52:23+00:00

Why do so many white women write in 90s ebonics? It's such an obnoxious and cringey writing style.

Tiki-Tiger · 2022-06-06T01:01:43+00:00

She is pretty from what I can tell in the screenshot but not nearly as pretty as she thinks she is. Probably a bottle blond, trashy makeup. Ugh.

FlawlessPenguinMan · 2022-06-06T12:05:34+00:00

The amount of red flags here made me think she was a communist for a moment.

On second thought, I can imagine her saying "OUR red sports car!"

FlawlessPenguinMan · 2022-06-06T12:05:39+00:00

The amount of red flags here made me think she was a communist for a moment.

On second thought, I can imagine her saying "OUR red sports car!"

bawta · 2022-06-07T19:27:37+00:00

I hate hoe people get so upset with people who start a conversation with a total stranger with "Hi" or "Hello". Those words were literally invented to start a conversation with a stranger. Stop forcing cringey openers and actually take time to get to know somebody by responding to "Hi" and seeing where it goes.

killindice · 2022-06-11T05:03:27+00:00

Ogreblack · 2022-06-13T17:54:23+00:00

Women made the market the way it is, now they’re upset that they can’t all land a top 10% of men.

Somehow it’s still men’s fault?

nuttucker · 2022-06-18T22:11:32+00:00

"Hi"

...

"Bye"

Blaximus90 · 2022-06-27T08:18:33+00:00

Fuck me, they think they’re gods.

CrustyForSkin · 2022-07-01T22:00:51+00:00

Bragging about weird women messaging you? Weird

2022-07-03T13:51:50+00:00

"My jam" is such a liberal American white girl thing to say.

oxyoxyboi · 2022-07-04T02:38:44+00:00

Dodged the bullet on that stalker

thunderberker · 2022-07-18T18:28:03+00:00

She typed all that first but to be angry then went ohhh shit wait

RedWasTheImpostor · 2022-07-31T13:55:28+00:00

"you're a scorpio too" that's already a red flag my guy, she believes in random fake crap

lightsanchez31 · 2022-08-01T00:47:52+00:00

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

"6'4 is my jam"

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Title	"6'4 is my jam"
Author	scottandcoke
Upvotes	9639
Comments	517
Date	June 3, 2022 9:50 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/pussypassdenied/comments/v3vur0/64_is_my_jam/
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