TLDR: Quick sex education lesson

Since the quality of sex education in the U.S. is unsurprisingly piss poor in government-run schools, I just want to post a little reminder for everyone.

I don't care if she says she's on the pill, assume she's lying. I don't care if she shows you her pack of pills and even takes them in front of you. Pretend like she's been flushing them down the toilet and only actually taking them when you're around. Maybe she's not lying and she forgot to take it one day. Maybe she's on some kind of medicine or anti-biotics that reduce the effectiveness of the pill. Do you really want to take that chance and knock her up? You really want to be forced into paying child support because she decided to not abort?

I don't care if she says she just got tested for STD's and came up clean. HIV can take up to six months after you contract it to show up on a blood test. Some of you are hitting it without a condom and then getting tested a couple weeks later, coming up clean, then going off and hitting a different pussy without a condom again. You could unknowingly have HIV and be transmitting it to other women. Condoms massively reduce the chances of transmitting/contracting an STD.

Lessons Learned: Wrap up your fucking dick.