Mormon Single Mom Seeks Second Husband

SpicyPoaster · 2022-04-08T15:50:26+00:00

Classic case of "I'm a single mother, here is a list of my demands." This one is especially graceless and Karen-ish.

SpiritualEnema · 2022-04-08T15:57:32+00:00

But seriously guys, think of how good the sex that you won’t have will be!

Darth_Turbo · 2022-04-08T16:03:12+00:00

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Traksimuss · 2022-04-08T16:16:18+00:00

She has discovered her Marriage market value and is very unhappy about results.

Hence prerejection and vitriol.

SquirtBurt · 2022-04-08T15:59:53+00:00

Why would she think anyone would want this?

panzer22222 · 2022-04-08T16:12:17+00:00

Question Joseph Smith as a prophet??

Oh lordy, this guy set up a whole church just to get more asre.

WhereasSpiritual · 2022-04-08T16:10:21+00:00

Takes the time to make a list of demands, not once saying what she brings besides a kid......okay, boring lady. Sounds like a real catch.

Profitglutton · 2022-04-08T16:33:57+00:00

“Like arguing, debating and insulting others”

Can’t have that. That’s a privilege for HER only to direct towards you at her discretion. And if you can’t handle that, then you’re just not man enough to be with a girl like me!

poloppoyop · 2022-04-08T16:21:33+00:00

I coach men

Poor boys. Still in need of mommy for guidance instead of a real mentor.

Invictus_44 · 2022-04-08T15:56:49+00:00

Zero inquiries

DontwantaFairOne · 2022-04-08T16:52:26+00:00

She coaches men on sex addiction & porn???

Who on earth views her as an authority?

cautionTomorrow555 · 2022-04-08T18:29:40+00:00

Conservative women keep demanding conservative guys, but then have a kid and act like a bitch that is also very demanding then wonder why those kinds of guys are not interested. They are not interested because those kinds of guys won't date single mothers and want a woman who is submissive and feminine not a bitch like you. I am not a conservative guy and even I know this just from knowing conservative guys! But somehow they don't understand it.

RedditSlayer2020 · 2022-04-08T15:49:59+00:00

First in Line! Pick ME Queen!

genealojist · 2022-04-08T18:49:53+00:00

Mormon here. She sounds like the kind of Mormon that going to church, temple marriage, etc are boxes to be ticked so she doesn’t lose social cred with the neighbors. She’s gotta have that house on the hill (if the church congregation has apartments in the boundaries, it’s too trashy). She’s not looking for a true husband. She’s looking for an accessory. This one has no tolerance for anything that doesn’t look pretty on the outside. I hope she doesn’t ensnare anyone else in this praying mantis of a trap.

Overkillengine · 2022-04-08T16:45:52+00:00

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Pemrocks · 2022-04-08T15:51:24+00:00

She sounds fun

thefudmaster · 2022-04-08T16:26:04+00:00

Joseph Smith was a pedophile who made up a religion where he could perform these disposable acts. I recently read a documentary about him. Norman’s are very nice people though.

Impressive-Cricket-8 · 2022-04-08T16:23:47+00:00

Ps. I coach men quitting porn and sex addiction so I take that seriously too

So the closest to any action you'll get is a sermon about it? I thought baby-trapping was bad, but at least you'd be getting some.

SCCock · 2022-04-08T18:15:23+00:00

She brings the kids. You bring the ATM card.

What a deal!

3-10 · 2022-04-08T17:56:45+00:00

I’m not a huge fan of porn, but I’d pick porn over her.

Bob_and_Virginia · 2022-04-08T18:46:51+00:00

Oh look, she's such a lady that she didn't even want to spell out the word PORN.

PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN

There! You have to chant that several times to ward off people like her.

Qwesterly · 2022-04-08T17:06:24+00:00

I wish it was possible to browse tinder/fetlife/allthesites with a set of powerful linux command-line tools, so I could go through the database and cull any profile with the phrase "don't even think about" in it. That phrase tells me all I need to know.

I realize I could cobble together some scripts to do this... I just wish someone already did this, so I don't have to spend the aggravation debugging and refining.

JayMeadows · 2022-04-09T14:23:32+00:00

Being from Utah... yeah, that's pretty much just women who have "Found Jesus again" after hoeing around.

Snoid_ · 2022-04-08T17:23:23+00:00

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SCCock · 2022-04-08T18:13:54+00:00

She better cool her jets or she won't get that temple wedding.

hornetsfalcons12 · 2022-04-08T20:04:12+00:00

“You must be devoted to the church”. Also: “I’m a single mom”.

CentralAdmin · 2022-04-09T04:17:09+00:00

A single mom who wants to control men's sexuality using the church for moral justification due to her own past insecurities.

She is nuts. And a hypocrite. Even if she's a single mom after a divorce, divorce is very much against Christian morals (unless there are extreme circumstances). If she is a single mom due to premarital sex, she cannot complain about men who want to have fun too.

Coaching someone out of porn and sex addiction? Is she a therapist? Because women like this will claim a healthy sex life is addiction because it happens more than once a week.

It seems like she is sex negative and just wants someone to finance her lifestyle without bothering her for intimacy. She wants extreme control over another person's sexuality. She should marry a gay man if that's what she wants.

kidruhil · 2022-04-08T18:19:00+00:00

I earned my flair from a mormon single mom like her. Tbf, I'm the kind of doubting lax mormon she's probably bitter that she keeps finding and wasting her time

concreteghost · 2022-04-08T19:12:48+00:00

Oh sweet she coaches men Also. Wtf is up with the no debating???? Huge turn off m. debate is my fucking foreplay. No lie

Boar_excrement · 2022-04-08T22:59:37+00:00

Coach men in quitting porn and sex addiction? Does she send them her nudes or something?

xXheil_Pokywan420_Xx · 2022-04-09T05:52:37+00:00

"Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb"

biccat · 2022-04-08T16:24:46+00:00

I must be pretty jaded from this sub. These demands are not that unreasonable. No demands about income, height, type of car he drives, "my kids come first," or any of the other regular bullshit. She's looking for someone with a similar faith and values.

Then again, if she'd taken that approach with the kids' father she wouldn't be looking for a new one.

polishknightusa · 2022-04-08T19:41:36+00:00

So I suppose messaging her if she's into a threesome with her and the baby daddy wouldn't go over too well?

Tiki-Tiger · 2022-04-08T20:03:51+00:00

Is there no picture?

Some of those Mormon women are nutty. Real life Maude Flanders twho prance about it in public with their various pretenduons, then reveal themselves to be total freaks behind closed doors.

"Financially ready" means she wants a meal ticket.

DankCommander7 · 2022-04-08T23:06:15+00:00

Shes a single mom so now even some dirty old mormon lord wont make her one of his dozens of wives

Destroya12 · 2022-04-08T23:12:45+00:00

I'm not sure about the Mormon faith specifically, but isn't divorce a sin? And isn't it taught in the Bible that women are to submit to their husbands?

2022-04-09T02:25:09+00:00

She sounds like a riot to be with. /s

Alternative caption: Boring Mormon judgmental single mom seeks new benefactor that follows all of my rules and expectations. No room for you to be you."

mtb312000 · 2022-04-09T06:03:50+00:00

God bless her she is never going to find anyone

IntroductionNew3421 · 2022-04-09T08:59:02+00:00

Seems like her list takes all the joy out of life. Probably her personality too.

bryonwart · 2022-04-08T19:04:03+00:00

Single for life with that list.

APathWellTraveled · 2022-04-08T19:51:10+00:00

Disgusting & Delusional

NBA_MSG · 2022-04-08T21:53:59+00:00

Oh no, I play video games and I THOUGHT about swiping on her. She's going to be so mad

NutsLikeMelons · 2022-04-08T23:27:25+00:00

Thought I’d seen it all, but the mandatory gardening is a new one. Give her everything else but don’t like pruning roses? Next!

GasMaskGhou1 · 2022-04-09T00:17:17+00:00

The last one is pathetic, fishing for conservative when you can be damn sure she was all about the "fun" before.

jack_Me_hoffman · 2022-04-09T01:11:42+00:00

This is a bailout beyond belief

Hannibal_Irasius · 2022-04-09T09:44:50+00:00

Oof.

Gabriele231 · 2022-04-09T11:10:01+00:00

Wow.... the mistake has already been made

Sceonas · 2022-04-09T13:36:24+00:00

Oof. I bet LOTS of dudes are trying to get her attention! /s

How very "I demand ONLY the best!" of her.

logan4179 · 2022-04-09T17:09:35+00:00

Wow, this is the first time I've had the urge to tell someone I like Joe Biden.

That's saying a lot...

emerald_engineer_08 · 2022-04-08T21:16:21+00:00

Wow. What a prize

vic_vega_is_fake · 2022-04-08T22:49:55+00:00

Hostage note with Joseph Smith thrown in for good measure

Flat_Eric_1200 · 2022-04-09T01:38:30+00:00

So many times no. 🤢💀

LVL50JustThisGuy · 2022-04-09T04:20:56+00:00

Her requirements are at odds with her faith.

Joe Smith deemed polygamy as acceptable, so her issue with other women is untenable with the "prophet".

Shut up and get back in the kitchen; it's your sister-wife's turn. You're not up for quality-time for another eight days.

Neurismus · 2022-04-09T07:05:24+00:00

And she is porn addiction coach lool

Dunkman83 · 2022-04-09T04:07:04+00:00

she wants it to go from friendship to marriage.lol

incarnate1 · 2022-04-11T17:54:29+00:00

NGL, I like the Biden tho.

BeholdTheHair · 2022-04-08T21:08:37+00:00

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datboi3637 · 2022-04-09T19:02:43+00:00

Who is Joseph Smith

~~joseph Smith deez nuts~~

widal · 2022-04-10T07:09:37+00:00

East_IndiaCompany · 2022-04-08T21:19:52+00:00

TBH, if it wasn't for the kids and the church, shes good relationship / mother material. Wholesome and anti-degeneracy. Big wins these days

TrumpSucksALotOfCock · 2022-04-08T22:23:47+00:00

Who tf is Joe Smith?

Ari9000plus · 2022-04-11T07:50:08+00:00

Isn't she bending church standards by demanding monogamy? Oh well, I'm still glad she's putting herself out there because this was worth some laughs...

ThenCheesecake5701 · 2022-04-27T22:01:24+00:00

At least point 8 is in her favor as far as I'm concerned.

valleedelarde · 2022-05-14T02:45:24+00:00

Please tell me where to find more Mormon dating posts lol

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