She's a "different bread", and she has something to say to all of you guys who are "intimidated" by single mothers such as herself. "I'm not easy, so see if you can please me".....

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2022-02-11T18:04:29+00:00

intimidates

I love how they almost always immediately try shaming and manipulative language.

Men aren't "intimidated" by single moms. They stay away because single moms are nothing but trouble and hassle, good only for NSA/FWB.

I'm a different bread (sic)

Pump-and-dump-her-nickel?

3HardWay · 2022-02-11T17:50:00+00:00

I'm guessing... sourdough. Final answer.

On another thought, we really need better English education for women. They seem to get verbs confused easily.

She used the word "intimidates" when she should have used "repulses".

car23975 · 2022-02-11T17:58:32+00:00

Someone needs to step up to the plate. Who is going to be a real man? I can't I am busy with stuff. You go ahead bro.

generalstandard1 · 2022-02-11T22:11:02+00:00

"I am an unemployed guy with a little dick that cums premasurely in 10 seconds, so if that intimidates you then maybe go home and suck your own fathers dick...😁 You want to know about me? Then suck my dick on the first date before it even starts! Not that I am easy to please tho! 😂😏 I am not into that female empowerment shit so be careful how you adress me...if being a money parasite is your only form of intimesy don't even bother with me! 😆 Im a diferent breed."

denvercaniac · 2022-02-11T18:15:45+00:00

bitch so basic junior high schools use her in chemistry sets.

yet another glaring example of "whereareallthegoodwomen" needing to be a sub.

Beneficial-Champion2 · 2022-02-11T19:14:35+00:00

She’s barely literate.

AurelianWay · 2022-02-11T17:53:09+00:00

She's the worst thing since sliced bread.

incarnate1 · 2022-02-11T18:59:49+00:00

A true testament to the horniness of men when she can barely formulate a coherent sentence, yet I'm sure many guys will still want to use her for her body. And women will still think men care about intelligence 🤣

YesYesYesVeryGood · 2022-02-11T18:35:59+00:00

Oh no... she's hard to please and a single mom?

teniceguy · 2022-02-11T18:55:55+00:00

They really think they can shame us into dating used up useless women 😂 Seriously get the fuck out.

9b807a94cd717be9a7a1 · 2022-02-11T18:16:42+00:00

It came to my attention that we were kinda beyond the "I know my worth" and "I won't settle for anything less" phase. These last months it's more about bullying and making appeal to the aficionados of the "we need to hold a masculine frame and save women from themselves" doxa. If I were not RPilled I probably would have bought it and hell even get pride out of it for raising another man's kid considering myself a top man dare I say an alpha while in fact being cucked all the way along.

These are the masters of manipulation fully aware of what she's doing yet her agenda is as clear as her future leitmotiv : "Where are all the good men".

BridgeOverTwin · 2022-02-11T19:47:24+00:00

It says a lot that most young single moms are most concerned with meeting guys online instead of spending time with their children and working towards bettering themselves.

They'd just rather hook up with a guy and hope that guy will do everything for them and provide them the security they are too lazy to achieve on their own.

genogano · 2022-02-11T20:19:18+00:00

It always gets me when I see a dating profile that says " If you are after sex, don' bother." and they are a single mother. You literally like some dude raw you and then he bounced on you. Saying words when your actions are the opposite.

And when guys see words like this, they are going to take it in one of two ways. You're going to be difficult because you picked wrong in your past or they know your word means nothing and you're willing to fuck. You're still attracting the wrong type of guy if you want a relationship.

FormerBTfan · 2022-02-11T19:25:30+00:00

So why are you a single mom if your not easy?🤣🤣🤣

Boar_excrement · 2022-02-12T00:24:52+00:00

When these women toss around the word 'intimidated' I immediately think of how I deal with a skunk. I am not intimidated by the creature, I just don't want to get close enough that I get smothered by the stench. And that is the way I also deal with skunks.

Skunks, skanks...different critter, same response.

cameltony16 · 2022-02-11T19:25:48+00:00

Her being a single mother only intimidates my wallet

Rob141414 · 2022-02-11T18:57:53+00:00

She better get back with that sperm donor! The streets are rough out here! 😂🤣

carwashtacos · 2022-02-11T18:49:13+00:00

That is a rough looking 22 if it's accurate. I would guess closer to 30, but whatever helps her cause. That is some day old breed right there.

Old_snowboarder · 2022-02-11T17:58:58+00:00

As attractive as mouldy bread.

kapriece · 2022-02-11T21:29:53+00:00

Bruh it took me a minute to realize it said bread. I can't with these people.

emerald_engineer_08 · 2022-02-11T19:18:04+00:00

She has something on her head….

sexytimeinseattle · 2022-02-11T20:54:02+00:00

There is nothing in her profile that suggests what she'd bring to the relationship besides wearing a tank top.

titsandwits89 · 2022-02-12T03:20:16+00:00

10/10 do not understand these bitches. Can’t say women bc they’re such piss poor examples of my kind. I have everything in this world and I would NEVER be this condescending and choosy lmfao.

Aronacus · 2022-02-11T20:03:27+00:00

its like a bad Google Translate

Joaquino7997 · 2022-02-12T00:29:56+00:00

I am a mother, [so] if that intimidates you...

Hurling insults right off the bat. Usually means she knows why men are turning her down.

I'm a different bread.

Of course you're bread, or rather, you've bred - you've got kids! Now you're wondering why everyone is going for the bougie 18-grain bread rather than your busted, smooshed Wonder Bread.

If sex is your only form of intimacy don't even bother me!

Perhaps sex is all she has to offer. Or, rather, had to offer. She's 22 and she's already decrying sex?? What could she be hiding? STDs?

Al_Walter_Chadwick · 2022-02-12T15:25:07+00:00

She clearly understands that as far as the vast majority of men is concerned, her being a single mom is a pretty large strike against her. It's also obvious that she doesn't really understand why that is, or the rest of what she wrote would have read very differently.

The title is "About Me", but other than her being "a mother", she doesn't directly tell us anything about herself. Instead she tells us we need to "get to know" her to find out!?

Why in the world would I waste time getting to know her, when she refuses to tell us anything about herself at all. What makes her worth spending time getting to know, when all she will actually tell us is that she is "a mother", which, again, isn't really something that make men more keen to get to know her.

The only other help is her seemingly edited photo of herself. Much could be said about her photo, but this will be long enough anyway, so I'll refrain from doing so. Plus, it really isn't very relevant for this analysis.

So this leaves us with inferring what we can from her ramblings, and then speculate from there:

She is "a mother". That alone tells us that she most likely have multiple children, but correctly believes this will make her even less enticing to men, and understands that if she outright lies about the number, that will be a big strike against her later, when she eventually is forced to reveal the number. So she tries a fudge that she thinks will let her later claim she didn't try to mislead. So we have half-truths and deception, right out of the gate.
Despite knowing that she already have a big strike against her as a single mother (of multiple children), she opens with insults and attempts to manipulate her readers. Does she really think men will fall for that intimidation-neg and be desperate to prove to her that they are "real men" and not afraid? It sure looks so. Insults and manipulation aren't nice, and is not something most people look for in a relationship, other than as an indication that it's time end it.
Before she even ends her first sentence, she slips in another deliberate insult, this time involving the readers mother. To someone she really don't know, and seemingly hope will be interested enough in her to overlook her (several) kids, as well as the baby-daddies that come with that. Oh, she will claim that if you're not intimidated by her thoughtless copulation and procreation, the insult wasn't for you, so no harm, no foul. Right?? No! Not right, not even close. This is a clear indication of her misandry, general lack of respect for men, and outright rudeness and lack of decorum.
A near tautology that she thinks absolves her of any effort to let the men reading know more about her, her interests, her life situation, and anything else that might catch a man's eye and make them want to get to know her to find out more. It's lazy and it's respectless, and it tell us that she believes everything is just about her, and that she doesn't give a rat's ass about wasting your time and effort. She's basically a pig in a poke.
She claims not to be "easy", and probably thinks herself hella clever for setting up a potential little misunderstanding about if she means that she'll have sex with just about anything with a breath and a pulse, or that she is a difficult person to deal with. Well, her (multiple) kids at 22, but no husband, kinda gives it away that she's indeed quite promiscuous. Also, at only three sentences into her "About Me", she's already made it abundantly clear that she is very difficult to interact with, and intentionally so.
Again with the manipulation "...so see if you can please me!". Again trying to challenge the readers manhood, and also a prompt to spend spend spend on her, to receive her approval. It's her "About Me", alright. Me, me, me, me, me and me. What I want, what you can offer me, how you can help me, but nothing about why someone should want to, other than to prove their manliness to her, for some unspecified reason.
Gibberish of questionable meaning. Something about how you address her? I suppose that despite feeling quite free to insult you and your mother for no reason whatsoever, she doesn't want to be called out on it, or have the favor returned by being told what a rampaging bitch she is. Either way, language, grammar, making a point clearly - these are apparently things that happen to other people, not her.
For someone who is so keen on being approached by men, and make sure they have to do so just to find out if there is even any basic common ground by forcing men to contact her and "get to know" her to find out if she is someone they want to get to know, she suddenly seems very keen on chasing men away from her. I doubt there is anyone whose idea of intimacy only consists of sex, so I don't even know what kind of people "If sex is your only form of intimacy..." is supposed to exclude? There is something more to take away from her attempt at disqualifying this vaguely defined group, and that's more of her rudeness and disrespect. Oh, she can waste your time and effort, but God help you if you "bother" her. That's just not on, and she feels free to be rude about it, telling her male readers "...don't even bother me!", rather than just saying "...then I'm afraid we want and need different things.", like she was addressing a real human being. She may not technically have excluded many of her readers, but she did manage to be rude and overbearing to all of them.
Her declaration of being a baked cereal product, turns out, on a cursory examination, to just be another version of the tired old "I'm not like other girls!", but it is one that affords her an opportunity to be rude and superior to other women. Why she would want, and make use of, such an opportunity is not entirely clear, but it sure helps in furthering her painting herself as a generally rude, selfish, loud, opinionated and generally miserable person. Not someone you want to share your life with, and you know that however nice she is to you today, if she gets a bee in her bonnet tomorrow, you know she will try to trash you and your reputation to the limits of her extensive capabilities.
She ends, of course, with a demand to be treated special. Because she is very special. Much superior to all the other "ran over kitty cats out here", and so obviously great that you really only need the photo of her along with the knowledge that at 22, she has already procreated (repeatedly) with (a) person(s) that she obviously no longer is in a relationship with, despite taking the great step of having (a) child(ren) together, and apparently being in such a hurry to do so that she and the father(s) never quite got around to getting married first, not even a quickie courthouse wedding.
Oh, and while she gets to have kids, you can't have a cat or a dog, or something. Probably not kids of your own, either.

Well, there we have it. Where she finds the gall to treat the men she is trying to attract with such contempt, rudeness and general dismissiveness ought to be a mystery, but as we all know, the mystery source is all to well known to most of us here - modern feminism and the misandry it so generously spreads.

NoonTimeHoopsMVP · 2022-02-11T20:29:38+00:00

"Intimidates" is the wrong word choice.

We just know that being the stepdaddy is a losing game. And only fools, not scared men, play games where the outcome is predetermined to be negative.

JaymGtow · 2022-02-11T21:12:26+00:00

Being a mother is intimidating? Terrifying maybe because I don’t want to deal with some bad ass kids and baby daddy drama but intimidated…. Nah I doubt that. Also she said that a man needs to please her? …. a broke baby mama looking for a step daddy . If you took her to a steak house she probably couldn’t even pay for her meal so she’s the one that needs to do the pleasing. Ran over kitty? That’s an interesting way to put it but it’s been ran through enough to have a baby so what’s her point?

2022-02-13T16:37:19+00:00

I fell for single mom, raised her son, potty trained, taught him to count, taught him to read, tie his shoe, he called me dad. She was setting alarms for 3 in the morning, to meet up with starngers she met online and fuck them in a parking lot for cashapps. I was finically stable and providing for her and her son. This really happened. Thats why we stay away from single moms, there is trauma there that we cannot comprehend and hurt people hurt people

ZarBandit · 2022-02-12T01:07:58+00:00

No shoulder blades = balloon animal.

Stix_Zidinia · 2022-02-12T02:37:14+00:00

Could y'all just use some spell checker shit, or get someone with 2 brain cells to rub together to proofread your bullshit? I mean goddam this shit literally makes no sense.

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2022-02-12T03:10:43+00:00

I am a mother

I am a father. So what.

if that intimidates you

Literally nothing about you intimidates me - or most other men for that matter.

go back and suck your moms tits

Go back and suck your Dad's... yeah. Not gonna go there. But now you know how horrible your statement above is. Let that sink in - if you are capable of thinking.

You want to know about me then get to know me.

Uh. No thank you. Your lack of self awareness alone is a huge red flag. You just told countless decent people to suck their mothers "tits" for no reason at all. Why would anyone trust anything else you have to say. Ever. For the rest of your life?

I'm not easy,

You are the easiest thing on this site. We have a dictionary for women like you. We call it a THOTsaurus. You don't know this but your words say more than you realize

so see if you can please me.

That won't be necessary.

I'm not know of that weird shit so watch how you address me

I do not intend to address you at all. Unless it is "waitress, I'll take the check"

If sex is your only form of intimacy don't even bother me

I would bet you $50 right now, that you cannot even define the word "intimacy". Prove me wrong.

I'm a different bread

Yeah. I bet you are.

Definitely not like these ran over kitty cats out here

You are literally the poster girl for "ran over"

So don't treat me like I'm regular baby

I won't treat you like anything. In fact, I hope I never meet you in person. And I hope no one I love or care for meets you either.

wanderingNotLost1980 · 2022-02-12T03:56:58+00:00

Are you...

Rye?

Barley?

Millet?

What kind of "bread" are you I haven't tried?

CarFreak777 · 2022-02-12T04:16:52+00:00

Ughh, bad grammar hurts my brain.

alldaycray · 2022-02-12T06:00:57+00:00

How is a single mother intimidating?

She does know what intimidating mean right?

akihonj · 2022-02-12T07:09:44+00:00

A single mother who's not like other single mothers, not a hint of ironic idiocy there then.

V_M · 2022-02-12T16:59:20+00:00

"not like those run over kitty cats out here"

"Pet-Free"

WTF am I even reading?

Her writing implies she's WAAAAY too dumb to be making an analogy of any sort including a pussy analogy.

The low level of displayed cognition would imply simple literal retelling of a story, like she ran over her baby-daddy's cat to get even with him after he dumped her. Combine that with her weird interest in being intimidating, that's a solid maybe?

I like how the camera angle is a fraction of a degree too high to see the chins if she has them, and the photo cuts off right below the giant boobs, noting that giant boobs sometimes come with a giant stomach. You can tell she's hiding something, like a hundred pounds or so, if she cuts it that close. Classic cop thing where you can often find the drunk driver by looking for the guy going precisely 1 mph under the speed limit, meanwhile getting passed by all the sober people going 20+ over because "F it they can't pull us all over if we're all going the same speed". Her camera work is suspiciously precise for a thin person. I would not freak out about showing the underside of MY chin because I'm not trying to catfish thin people while being an Orca or Beluga.

Wumplin · 2022-02-11T18:06:36+00:00

I know a good rye when I see one.

ZZoMBiEXIII · 2022-02-11T19:34:14+00:00

"I'm not easy"

Ahem... anymore, you mean?

This woman will end up being a human version of that old Cathy comic strip within, what, 2 years? 3 tops? Sad, lonely, wondering why no one calls back anymore.

I dunno, gents. I just find this one sad. Funny too, given all the misused words and phrasing. But mostly sad.

GoodApollo506 · 2022-02-11T19:49:08+00:00

She looks like she’s eaten several different bread(s)

knucklz74 · 2022-02-11T21:58:38+00:00

Im married to a single mother BUT MY WIFE IS NOT FROM AMERICA !!!! I WOULDNT MARRY A SINGLE MOTHER FROM HERE IF MY LIFE DEPENDED ON IT. COMPLETE DUMPTSER FIRES 👨‍🎤

Siera424 · 2022-02-11T23:06:47+00:00

Yes, girl! Old, stale, rotten and moldy bread. Or more like the end pieces noone ever eats and throws out🍞

NBA_MSG · 2022-02-12T00:27:54+00:00

That's a lot of words to say nothing

Homicidal_Reluctance · 2022-02-12T01:46:47+00:00

holy shit. I'd match with her just to give her English lessons

auman58 · 2022-02-12T03:30:51+00:00

"...see if you can please me"

Impossible. Women are terrible at being happy.

ItalianMeatBoi · 2022-02-12T03:34:57+00:00

22 looking 35

LVL50JustThisGuy · 2022-02-11T19:59:59+00:00

A different BREED who's already bred. ... just like all the other wonder- bread girls.

Blind_sypher88 · 2022-02-11T20:23:25+00:00

Yeahhhh. Im going to need a backrub, some nice home cooking and my laundry done before I do any of that.

off_the_grid1013 · 2022-02-11T23:11:18+00:00

"I am unique, just like everyone else."

Fancuku · 2022-02-11T23:46:49+00:00

Brain can't be more than 11.

gfgdhj5784yu8 · 2022-02-12T01:23:39+00:00

The reality is that the only intimidation here is her being intimidated by a man's intelligence to stay clear of her and all her baggage.

brakeupzsuckz · 2022-02-12T03:09:57+00:00

Excellent poetry.

Trail_of_Jeers · 2022-02-12T07:37:33+00:00

A different bread..yeasty af

UncleDad_AuntMom · 2022-02-12T14:48:28+00:00

What else can she say? She’s a different bread.

schrono · 2022-02-12T16:55:12+00:00

She‘s just salty bc Tyrone didn’t use her rear and fucked off cuz he didn’t want to pay for the abortion

Yowazzuplol · 2022-02-12T18:39:27+00:00

I saw someone claiming to be bread and I clicked. Let down that I see no bread here, just a basic young woman :(

Safe-Ad4001 · 2022-02-11T18:06:06+00:00

*facepalm

manfrom-nantucket · 2022-02-11T20:14:47+00:00

Ah single mothers, like taking a whiff of sour milk.

five_eight · 2022-02-11T20:45:58+00:00

She's stale and yeasty.

MrMurds · 2022-02-11T21:54:15+00:00

Seems pretty age specific to me.

wtbrift · 2022-02-11T23:54:59+00:00

I like bread that is different

cringelordzlol · 2022-02-12T03:14:07+00:00

What kind of bread is she?

1st10Amendments · 2022-02-12T16:03:00+00:00

So young (22, unless she’s lying, as her pic suggests), to be so condescending and offensive in the very first line!

When a girl/woman is a single mother, men are not “intimidated”, they do the math. The g/w claims her kid(s) will always come first, but she really means “after me, that is.” After all, the old expression is “women and children first” but “women” comes first!

So, the woman is #1, the child(red) next, and Mr. Right Now, or Mr. Beta Bux, if you prefer, (that would supposedly be me), is no higher than #3, possibly lower than that, when right now, without her and her offspring, I’m already #1 and have pockets filled with fat stacks, or whatever they’re saying these days.

Mountain_Track_3318 · 2022-02-12T16:11:27+00:00

It amazes me that she thinks she’s different and unique at 22….. what have you done that makes you so different at such a young age? Oooooo have a kid? So bold and intelligent

OddBelt987 · 2022-02-12T21:33:51+00:00

We may have a secret fatty here. The proportions are all off. Notice how there is no tapering at the lower part of the photo

alatronishot · 2022-02-12T23:58:34+00:00

What’s the bread

sugarfoot_mghee · 2022-02-13T13:45:43+00:00

I am not easy, well the fact that you are a single mother refutes that claim.

gwizz006 · 2022-02-11T18:03:42+00:00

😂

Bob_and_Virginia · 2022-02-11T19:04:54+00:00

Different bread, you say? Hmm. I'd sure like to sample her loaf.

OK, OK, I'm just joking! 😂🤣

BigAggravating1299 · 2022-02-13T00:06:51+00:00

Attractive yes, better change her attitude to be a lil more friendly to land an average looking beta cuck provider in his 30s or 40s to take care of her and Chad's baby.

kingcheezit · 2022-02-13T20:52:24+00:00

I hope she doesn’t mean she is some kind of mung bean bread.

Soulful_Sadist · 2022-02-15T20:48:57+00:00

Step one, world: PROOF READ! O....mg! Not only in this case, but almost across the board with most people, do at least a quick once-over before hitting send. Do Google searches on words and phrases that seem 'off' (even if they're correct). Even then, if you catch an error don't just let 'em fly. Hit that edit button and fix it ASAP. The insane degree of the mixture between misguided self-confidence, self-entitlement, and complete intellectual ineptitude is dizzying. THIS special flower is a textbook example of the horrors the above mindsets and patterns of negligence can bring. I get what she's attempting to communicate, but NONE of it would attract ANY man that wasn't interested in doing and being the things she specifically says she doesn't want (but obviously has inordinate levels of prior experience with).

SCCock · 2022-02-16T03:51:49+00:00

Different bread? What? She has a chronic yeast infection?

MRMRising · 2022-02-20T17:11:21+00:00

What is that thing on her head?

casra888 · 2022-02-21T12:25:07+00:00

Illiterate

RealThirsty · 2022-03-09T13:27:08+00:00

8 years till this "quirky" bio turns resentful... but whos counting

SocialAssassin4Hire · 2022-03-26T09:36:55+00:00

Future cat lady

PlayaLarga · 2022-03-29T00:28:56+00:00

Lmao the typical shaming tactics. It backfires on them because they filter out all the actual real men and are left with nothing but pick-me’s out of options. Women aren’t usually happy being with a weak man. They are shooting themselves in the foot.

Ringo_1956 · 2022-04-23T23:24:47+00:00

WTF?

tilla18 · 2022-04-25T20:52:06+00:00

She's a different bread. I'm betting that it's sourdough.

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