Don't be this guy [x-post from /r/Funny]

rollfkintide · 2012-01-08T23:53:20+00:00

Context is important here.

dontmindmeimdrunk · 2012-01-08T23:28:18+00:00

You mean don't be 14?

Trooper2442 · 2012-01-08T23:08:14+00:00

I lost it when he said "I love your mom"

2012-01-09T09:31:28+00:00

Ah fuck it. He's a young dude that loves his girl. I'll take the less cynical approach and congratulate him on having a relationship he's happy about.

In a weird way, I'm almost jealous of him. Sometimes I wish I could go back to my high school days where I worshiped the girls I was with, now romance doesn't mean shit to me. I hop from fling to fling with no connections whatsoever, yeah I get laid and it's pretty fun, but I wouldn't mind being stupidly in love once in a while.

Edgar_Allan_Rich · 2012-01-08T22:05:34+00:00

haha:) ಠ_ಠ

Marcob10 · 2012-01-09T00:09:55+00:00

I'm not trying to approve this behavior but they're probably like 14 years old. Kids of this age have a very different relation with social medias, they seem to use it without any boundaries or hindrance.

As for the edit, I just hope he's gay.

2012-01-08T20:47:09+00:00

Blurgh my stomach was doing tumble-turns reading this.

dj_bizarro · 2012-01-08T20:54:03+00:00

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tomgerlick · 2012-01-09T00:10:38+00:00

Is this really that bad? I mean sure it's over the top and sappy. But he's young and he's happy. At least this is genuine.

seydar · 2012-01-09T01:53:12+00:00

An emoticon after every sentence!!! :)
Sometimes more!!! :) :)
Make sure you know I am always laughing. at everything. haha LOL.
Excessive exclamation points!!!! haha! :D!!!!! Exclamation point after emoticons!!!!
:)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It makes them mean more, see?
I am going to love you forever and ever and ever.

lol. haha. !. :).

Someone kill me.

EtovNowd · 2012-01-09T03:41:38+00:00

The post on the wall sounds like a guy who's in love, and letting his girlfriend know it. There's nothing wrong with what he's doing, considering that she's already his girlfriend, and he's trying to make her feel special.

Complimenting women is okay to do, it's a form of seduction while in a relationship. If you don't think you have to seduce throughout the relationship, then you're doing it wrong.

Now, on the other hand, don't be this guy in order to try and get the girl.

Just a friendly reminder. Even if in an LTR (like this guy), maintain your inner game.

You're doing it wrong. Art of Seduction, "A perfectly satisfied person cannot be seduced" if your girlfriend's form of satisfaction is verbal confirmation (or showy forms like pda) then that's what you do to keep the girl seduced, because as a seducer, if your girl cheats on you, then you have no excuse for it and it's all your fault.

It's better for a girl to spend an amazing hour with you, complimented and seduced, than spending your whole time with her being mediocre.

cody_au · 2012-01-08T22:14:47+00:00

Wow, that was fucked. But if you read it in a way where the guy is sarcastic and borderline psychotic/threatening to kill her post breakup, it's way more fun.

dope_monkey · 2012-01-09T01:53:20+00:00

GUYS LIKE THIS MAKE IT SO MUCH EASIER

thepresley · 2012-01-09T04:06:50+00:00

Be this guy instead: http://qkme.me/35o2pi?id=190919862

doyle_redland · 2012-01-09T17:15:25+00:00

He's going to be so fucked when she shits inside his heart.

Demynhunter · 2012-01-09T00:32:34+00:00

Finally had a talk with myself to stop being this guy. This post helped me see just how bad it is.

loulan · 2012-01-08T21:21:39+00:00

I thought it was going to be about the banana guy.

tdltuck · 2012-01-09T03:11:59+00:00

I've had to block a couple of guys who I like(d?) as people on facebook because all they would every post is shit about "their babeeee" and how they were going to write something else, but they couldn't because they "couldn't stop, didn't want to stop thinking about yoo!" Now I have a hard time looking them in the eye with respect. That's never a fun interaction between men.

drummer_86 · 2012-01-09T06:50:30+00:00

In his defense, his glitchy keyboard has a smiley face macro assigned to the enter-key.

iznou · 2012-01-09T08:24:05+00:00

HOW ABOUT WE DOWNVOTE POSTS LIKE THIS AND UPVOTE MOTIVATING POSTS WITH GUYS ACTING LIKE A BOSS?

biggyb930 · 2012-01-09T10:08:14+00:00

Wow that is just frightening. Imagine what the hell she is thinking with all of that being thrown at your face.

2012-01-09T10:11:16+00:00

I just threw up; thanks fro helping me keep the pounds off!

yokhai · 2012-01-09T13:25:18+00:00

16 and an idiot about love and relationships....we were all that guy.

Bobobad · 2012-01-09T13:25:56+00:00

It becomes much creepier when you read it as I first did, that she doesn't consider him her boyfriend, just a guy she knows who "happens" to hang at some of the same places and parties that she does. He really sounds like a guy I know who constantly sees a relationship with various women where there is absolutely none at all. Look at his post again..."It kinda stunk not being able to hang out as much over break"...obviously he's the type of guy that if he happens to run into her at Burger King they're "hanging out"...that he loves facetiming her at 5am "even when you are super tired and we talk about nothing at all" ... sounds to me like a creeper who saw her online at 5am and msgd her and she's thinking "f*ck off jerk, leave me alone" and doesn't reply, but to him they "hung out"...everything he says sounds like an imaginary relationship in his mind... "You make my day every day, even when I don't talk to you haha !"... ugh.

CarinaConstellation · 2012-01-09T20:55:55+00:00

No, BE that guy. There aren't enough guys out there like this. I love when my bf says stupid/cute shit to me.

seven67 · 2012-01-08T21:58:53+00:00

Don´t they have friends to prevent them from doing this shit?

DesignMyself · 2012-01-08T21:11:50+00:00

Can one love oneself as much as one can love another?

Traetus · 2012-01-09T02:44:05+00:00

What I hate the most is the spelling... Can't. Take. It.

HAY THEIR, YOU ARE THE MOST BESTEST.....

trentbeard · 2012-01-09T03:55:07+00:00

I wish you could see my face when I know all those places and can tell that he lives in Oklahoma.

sickanimations · 2012-01-09T07:53:09+00:00

Haha! :)

andyjonesx · 2012-01-09T11:22:57+00:00

Why "maintain your inner game". If you can't feel like you can entirely be yourself, you shouldn't be in an LTR.

nxst123 · 2012-01-09T12:22:19+00:00

So many smiley faces!

Trooper2442 · 2012-01-08T23:08:22+00:00

I lost it when he said "I love your mom"

Seduceher · 2012-01-08T23:53:42+00:00

I was about to send a message just like that to the girl I met last night. I hit cancel instead of post. Thanks!

Paramorgue · 2012-01-08T21:00:36+00:00

I hope I never ever has doen anything like that.

Hemligyo · 2012-01-09T00:51:21+00:00

What's the problem with bringing girls flowers on their birthday? Surely, it might seem "beta", but you don't know what happened afterwards. If anything, she wrote it like he was a pussy.

Title	Don't be this guy [x-post from /r/Funny]
Author	ArBair
Upvotes	187
Comments	122
Date	January 8, 2012 7:39 PM UTC (14 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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