Hey Seddit, it's nice to be back. i have been absent for one year, due to being in a relationship. i broke up six weeks ago and am now slowly getting back into the game; so far 4 f-close, all nothing special except for one.

first date we were at a bar of her chosing and we talked about all sorts of stuff, nothing too interesting. we got to talking about shows we enjoy and she mentiones the naked man move from how i met your mother and says that it might work, depending on the guy. i didn't escalate anything there, it did not feel right.

the next day i was at her flat for some cooking (second date stuff) and after that we made out on her couch for what felt like forever. she kept resisting all my attempts to undress her, but still acted horney as fuck. when i was in serious danger of getting blue balls, she got up to use the bathroom. i thought, "fuck it, i'm gonna escalate it"

so i got naked, sat back on her couch. she came back and says; "you're naked on my couch" i say "that's a brilliant observation", get up, walk over to her and start making out again.

didn't take another two minutes to get to the bedroom.

has anyone tried it and what's your result? it's not something that i would do on every date, but there it felt like the thing to do.

edit: alright i get it, you don't believe me. a bit sad for me, because it is one of the funnest things i have done in pickup since i told a girl i am a professional blimp pilot. it was truly exhilarating and exciting. my heart was pounding through my chest, and i felt fucking alive!