Don’t worry, I’m not taking her back. She’s kicked to the curb and it’s permanent. I may be heartbroken. But I’m nobody’s bitch. Not one person on earth will get away with betraying me like that.

But I will admit, her incessant begging, weeping, pleading, desperate bargaining ever since she got caught? It’s definitely helped.

Like at least I didn’t find out and then she’s like “yeah I’m leaving you for him.”

Her mistake has absolutely ruined her life. I won’t elaborate, but basically she’s back in the slums and I’m essentially twice as wealthy now.

Shoutout to my mom for understanding her own gender well enough to insist I protect huge assets before marriage.

Anyway, point is. I do actually think she genuinely regrets doing what she did.

And idk if it makes me a bad person, but I’m enjoying her pain.

Someone even told me, wait a few years. When she texts you every 6 months out of the blue, you won’t feel as happy. You’ll actually feel sorry for her.

Ha! Show me the day.