Am I the only one who barely found out Amy Schumer raped a dude ? And society decided to just move on and forget about it ? This is sickening

ThePigmanAgain · 2017-08-01T10:23:34+00:00

Around here it is well known. When she first confessed, a lot of idiots here said "But that isn't rape!" Nowadays, i am glad to say, pretty much everyone agrees that a sober woman fucking some guy so drunk that he keeps passing out is, indeed, rape -- or at least sexual assault.

Also, her confession came in the form of a brag at a feminist convention! You can't make this shit up.

sayshey · 2017-08-01T13:18:54+00:00

In her movie Trainwreck the first time she has sex with the male lead if you watch the scene it fits quite well within the feminist definition of rape as well. I've never seen anyone mention it though.

kutuup1989 · 2017-08-01T11:59:17+00:00

I didn't know about it.

I do now.

Now I like her even less.

Melchiah_III · 2017-08-01T12:36:38+00:00

Just when I thought it wasn't possible to hate her any more than I already do...

bwlcs · 2017-08-01T15:21:05+00:00

Transcript of the speech she gave, referencing the event

I've edited the relevant portion to cut out the extraneous narration

Right before I left for college, I was running my high school. ... People knew me. They liked me. ... Then I got to college in Maryland. ... All of a sudden, being witty and charismatic didn't mean shit. ... I was getting no male attention, and I'm embarrassed to say, it was killing me.

But one guy paid me some attention — Matt. Matt was six feet tall, he looked like a grown-up von Trapp child, and he was five years older than me. ... I made him laugh in our bio lab, and I could tell a couple times that we had a vibe. ... I wanted him to call. He never called. But then finally, he called.

It was 8 a.m., my dorm room phone rang. "Amy, wassup? It's Matt. Come over." ... I ran right over to his place, ready for our day together. ... Knock-knock. Ring ring. Where is he?

Finally, the door opens. It's Matt, but not really. He's there, but not really. ... He's fucking wasted. I'm not the first person he thought of that morning. I'm the last person he called that night. I wonder, how many girls didn't answer before he got to fat freshman me? Am I in his phone as Schumer? Probably. But I was here, and I wanted to be held and touched and felt desired, despite everything. I wanted to be with him. I imagined us on campus together, holding hands, proving, "Look! I am lovable! And this cool older guy likes me!" I can't be the troll doll I'm afraid I've become.

He put on some music, and we got in bed. As that sexy maneuver where the guy pushes you on the bed, you know, like, "I'm taking the wheel on this one. Now I'm going to blow your mind," which is almost never followed up with anything. He smelled like skunk microwaved with cheeseburgers, which I planned on finding and eating in the bathroom, as soon as he was asleep. We tried kissing. His 9 a.m. shadow was scratching my face — I knew it'd look like I had fruit-punch mouth for days after. His alcohol-swollen mouth, I felt like I was being tongued by someone who had just been given Novocain. I felt faceless, and nameless. I was just a warm body, and I was freezing cold. His fingers poked inside me like they had lost their keys in there. And then came the sex, and I use that word very loosely. His penis was so soft, it felt like one of those de-stress things that slips from your hand? So he was pushing aggressively into my thigh, and during this failed penetration, I looked around the room to try and distract myself or God willing, disassociate. ...

He started to go down on me. That's ambitious, I think. Is it still considered getting head if the guy falls asleep every three seconds and moves his tongue like an elderly person eating their last oatmeal? Chelsea? Is it? Yes? It is. I want to scream for myself, "Get out of here, Amy. You are beautiful, you are smart, and worth more than this. This is not where you stay." I feel like Fantine and Cosette and every fucking sad French woman from Les Miz. And whoever that cat was who sang "Memories," what was that musical? Suze Orman just goes, "Cats." The only wetness between my legs is from his drool, because he's now sleeping and snoring into me. I sigh, I hear my own heartbreak, I fight back my own tears, and then I notice a change in the music. Is this just a bagpipe solo? I shake him awake. "Matt, what is this? The Braveheart soundtrack? Can you put something else on, please?" He wakes up grumpily, falls to the floor, and crawls. I look at his exposed butt crack, a dark, unkempt abyss that I was falling into. I felt paralyzed. His asshole is a canyon, and this was my 127 Hours. I might chew my arm off.

I could feel I was losing myself to this girl in this bed. He stood up and put a new CD on. "Darling, you send me, I know you send me, honest, you do ..." I'm thinking, "What is this?" He crawled back into bed, and tried to mash at this point his third ball into my vagina. On his fourth thrust, he gave up and fell asleep on my breast. His head was heavy and his breath was so sour, I had to turn my head so my eyes didn't water.

Then she figures out she's worth more than this drunken fumble and leaves.

Stevi100183 · 2017-08-01T16:21:05+00:00

She's a pig in every sense of the word. I'm not even trashing her looks. She's just a disgusting person who believes it's no big deal to take advantage of a guy but will lead the charge if the roles were reversed.

I don't know if I need to say this but I will, I'm a woman and couldn't agree more with you guys. Double standards are ridiculous. Women fight so hard to get sexual assaults to be taken seriously then laugh when stories like this come to light. Fuck off with that! If some women sexually assaulted my, hypothetical, son, I'd raise hell and fight until my last breath to see that person prosecuted as I would if my daughter was assaulted by a man or woman. I just don't understand this mindset!

Mustangable · 2017-08-01T07:48:58+00:00

Not that I disbelieve you bro but is there some reliable source to this as i hadnt heard about this!

Griever114 · 2017-08-01T12:15:41+00:00

It is well known but unless you are a women, no one gives a shit.

Benjaminook · 2017-08-01T14:24:53+00:00

I genuinely never knew about this

Not_Just_You · 2017-08-01T07:33:07+00:00

Am I the only one

Probably not

sighbourbon · 2017-08-01T15:34:46+00:00

i will start feeling better about things when the consensus is "sexually pushy behavior sucks, and sexual coercion / force is morally repugnant" instead of competing to see Which Demographic Group Is More Rapey =:-(

adding: this is a reprehensible example, committed and disrespectfully described by someone with influence.

as a woman, i want to see it become utterly safe for men to speak of sexual mistreatment by women. if this happens, i hope it leads to both men and women becoming more aware of their own behavior. its a net gain for everyone

we have lived in a fucked up system all our lives.

gusbyinebriation · 2017-08-01T12:18:41+00:00

Can someone post a video or link? I can't find anything about it.

infoweasel · 2017-08-01T20:07:25+00:00

While I hate Amy Schumer as much as anyone, American media "forgets" all sorts of terrible shit, with some rare exceptions. Chris Brown still makes millions selling records, various NFL players beat the shit out of someone and only get a slap on the wrist, Courtney Love very obviously killed Kurt Cobain, and so on.

It's not just her. But she is unique inasmuch as the main reason this gets overlooked is because muh femynism. So there's that.

DavidByron2 · 2017-08-01T16:20:18+00:00

Yeah there was a lot of talk about it at the time of the speech she made.

But as I said at the time she's a comedian, doing comedy. What she said was not necessarily the truth, especially in the details of it.

WilboCop · 2017-08-01T14:24:48+00:00

Well let's be real here. It fits in the feminist definition of rape, but not my personal one. In my opinion you are responsible for your own actions while drunk and he called her over to have sex. Sure he was drunk, but in my opinion that doesn't matter.

2017-08-01T16:41:15+00:00

It is evil for a man to do it, but empowering for a woman. Welcome to world of double standards.

averagejoegreen · 2017-08-01T14:38:14+00:00

What the FUCK

analogkid01 · 2017-08-01T15:50:02+00:00

I think the healthiest way to view it is in the same way as when a woman accuses a man of rape - no judgment until the evidence has been reviewed by a court of law. Until that point, it's just conjecture and character assassination.

TheBookOfSeil · 2017-08-01T19:36:24+00:00

It's not very surprising. I figure that's the only way she could get someone to have sex with her.

My dearest sympathies go out to anyone that's raped, and even more so for those that are raped by people like Amy Schumer.

jeff_the_nurse · 2017-08-01T21:41:58+00:00

Not the only one in this sub, anyway. Most other people swept it under the rug because she's a woman.

2017-08-01T18:01:49+00:00

Amy Schumer seems like the type of person that would laugh about not getting in trouble for raping a drunk dude, so I'm not surprised in the least. I guarantee if she ever had sex with me, it would have to be rape. <shudder>

FruitierGnome · 2017-08-01T16:10:43+00:00

A far left psychopath celebrity can get away with almost anything.

pri35t · 2017-08-01T16:54:53+00:00

But but you can't rape a man /s

Smaskifa · 2017-08-01T17:09:02+00:00

You barely found out?

soparamens · 2017-08-01T18:14:08+00:00

Amy Schumer is far from being as popular as she was. Her confessing that she raped a dude has damaged her image as much as she stealing other comedians jokes.

2017-08-01T19:42:08+00:00

First I've heard of it, this is what the left loves I guess.

bluefootedpig · 2017-08-01T14:27:28+00:00

What was he wearing? Do we know if he was drunk or flirting with her first? Also, if it is rape, why didnt he report it?

Bletchlypark · 2017-08-01T16:57:48+00:00

Didn't know would appreciate linkage.

2017-08-01T17:18:54+00:00

U/MexicanTeenGuy, thanks for bringing this to my attention

hair_dye462 · 2017-08-01T18:43:18+00:00

Did this guy pass out during it, not that it counts.

BlankImagination · 2017-08-02T00:01:57+00:00

It's been brought up on reddit before so.... just about.

WildHuntsman · 2017-08-02T00:48:48+00:00

What source are you basing this assertion on?

deville05 · 2017-08-02T06:41:54+00:00

I think you should post this to conspiracy. it is a feminist conspiracy

2017-08-02T12:09:57+00:00

I didn't know.

kmecha9 · 2017-08-03T17:05:43+00:00

There's are crazy people who defend Amy's right to rape drunk guys and excuse it as joke or for her to steal jokes as well. They use shaming tactics to silence criticism, and deflect from what Amy has done.

The idea that a bunch of obsessive cringeworthy internet virgins bombarded her with bad ratings in a concerted effort isn't unbelievable to me at all. You guys have no idea how pathetic this looks to the adults in the room.

[...]

Please don't misunderstand me. I feel for most of you inexperienced males. Its easy to see that you're in pain. It's just those really salty creepy misogynist types. Ugh. It's like you can spot them a mile away, like the smell of BO emanating from their basement. At the same time I empathize with the uneasy feeling that a woman gets when they're around guys like that. It's just so cringeworthy. I'm so glad to be a normie or whatever you guys call us. Take care though, man. Hope things turn around for you. -rdogg4

https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/624dc6/her_memes_are_funnier_than_her_jokes/dfkgtsa/?context=3

On my life, I have never and would never steal a joke. -Amy Schumer

"Damning comparison video proves says otherwise"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv0eWN8v_tg

http://fusion.net/story/259589/amy-schumer-stealing-joke-video/

https://thoughtcatalog.com/anonymous/2014/05/wait-a-second-did-amy-schumer-rape-a-guy/

RedKetchum · 2018-01-16T05:19:35+00:00

I saw this article about it just now

Drezzzire · 2017-08-01T19:37:04+00:00

Wait, seriously?

I never knew that!??

And she's not in jail?

Instead she's fucking making millions being a fat, feminist bitch????

Wow, way to ruin my day

chambertlo · 2017-08-01T23:12:50+00:00

Look at her. The only way her chunky ass could ever get laid is to rape someone.

elmariachi304 · 2017-08-01T18:45:38+00:00

Not surprised. I would need to be nearly comatose drunk to go home with that beached whale.

BringMyFreedomBack · 2017-08-01T19:04:37+00:00

What the fuck!

agreenway · 2017-08-01T21:22:54+00:00

Sauce please?

Edit: Found a source, am disgusted.

HappyFunMonkey · 2017-08-01T17:07:46+00:00

I only know Beacuse of he political views.

If it wasn't for r/the Donald I would never have found out. Women are given a free pass.what's worse is that some comedian made a joke about sleeping with her and she got all offended, but half her material is about being a whore

numquamsolus · 2017-08-01T22:40:15+00:00

Isn't she the one who admitted that she was diddling her younger sister when both were minors?

nick012000 · 2017-08-01T08:12:37+00:00

She also molested her sister, IIRC.

willmaster123 · 2017-08-01T15:50:03+00:00

I thought this too but someone described it to me in a different way

"A near blackout-drunk college senior threw sober freshmen girl onto bed and began eating her out while she didn't like it. Then proceeded to jump on top of her and fuck her missionary style until she cries and runs out of the room"

Reading it that way, it sounds like HE raped her. And by some standards it can easily be presented that way by some SJW argument.

The point here is that he didn't rape her, and she didn't rape him. It was entirely consensual. I get that there is a double standard that feminists accuse drunk men of rape when they sleep with sober girls, but THAT ISNT ALWAYS HOW IT WORKS and there should ALWAYS be nuance when it comes to these things.

Don't fall into the feminists standards of what 'rape' is just because you want to prove a double standard. Their definition of rape is so far off and fucked, it grosses me out that you guys will use that just to prove a point about hypocrisy. I don't like Amy Schumer, but she is not a fucking rapist.

freedomaboveelse · 2017-08-01T23:01:59+00:00

this subreddit is stupid. this place is full of men whining over trivial and stupid things, instead of caring about real shit.

Title	Am I the only one who barely found out Amy Schumer raped a dude ? And society decided to just move on and forget about it ? This is sickening
Author	MexicanTeenGuy
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Date	August 1, 2017 7:31 AM UTC (8 years ago)
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