He’s really dumbfounded, guys. He really has no words.

Zurflu · 2022-02-12T22:37:57+00:00

When you learned all your jokes from reddit and didn't know women could have opinions about you

whiskey_and_oreos · 2022-02-12T20:26:04+00:00

Bet his mommy told him he was funny once and no one gEts hiS sEnSe oF hUmOr

Geocities_SEO_Expert · 2022-02-12T20:30:50+00:00

The only "humor" most LVM have is insulting you. He'll insult you, then say you "can't take a joke" when you respond appropriately. When you make an actual joke, he will use it as an opportunity to insult you. There are no jokes, just passive aggressive trash talk.

warinmymind94 · 2022-02-12T21:21:36+00:00

Don't respond to this! He sent what was a copy pasta for pet pics. I'm telling you he uses those same sentences and just swaps out for whatever pet is shown. Proper response is NONE. delete and block. His response showed he is LV and he's looking for a cool girl to LOL and do the legwork thinking up a better convo for him.

By telling him /calling him out you just did a DISSERVICE to other women. As men get older they get smarter at hiding that they are Lv through learning through women teaching them. Now he knows what to avoid and will be able to hide under a mask longer for other women and waste more of their time. When men are very obviously LV off the bat like this I see it as a blessing -he showed you exactky what he is off the bat. You didn't have to wait a month or three for a mask slip.

Edit I know it'd not yours but just a teaching moment for the readers here

ohnomaxwellslaws · 2022-02-12T20:51:39+00:00

So this dynamic was basically:

Scrote: *says something incredibly stupid*

Woman: *acknowledges that he indeed said something stupid*

Scrote: *surprised pikachu face*

fogplum · 2022-02-12T23:42:59+00:00

What's funny about that?

She should have just swiped left, that's way too much effort to say "ew no".

kaitybubbly · 2022-02-12T20:51:40+00:00

That was not even remotely funny.

lolmemberberries · 2022-02-12T22:31:12+00:00

Aww, he hasn't figured out that most women have been faking it with him.

Junior-Lion7893 · 2022-02-13T00:20:28+00:00

It’s a neg. Ewww…

ceramicunicorn · 2022-02-12T22:24:36+00:00

Unpopular opinion perhaps but I really don’t understand the need to neg him on his low effort when you know you’re never going out anyway.

Why not just at most say “I am not interested”, and then unmatch/block him?

ETA- We know this is done in the wild, but why would we post this here? Handbook before posting.

queenofswordsxxx · 2022-02-12T22:58:46+00:00

He’s posting this on Reddit so that him and all the LVM’s can join in, back him up about this being a ‘funny joke’ and gaslight women into accepting this immature behaviour 🤷🏻‍♀️

candyfox84 · 2022-02-13T06:30:23+00:00

He’s already SO much work.

Mcccy · 2022-02-12T22:01:41+00:00

The fact he was so hurt he just HAD to make a Reddit post about it.

JulyParade · 2022-02-12T21:36:27+00:00

I'm confused. Who said what here? Did the man say that him insulting the woman was "self-deprecating?"

millennialpink2000 · 2022-02-12T21:51:40+00:00

As someone who gets paid to write jokes for other people (among other things), I can tell you with my entire chest, this isn't funny.

It's soooo childish. Jokes should be CLEVER and WITTY, not so stupid you're left wondering if the guy has brain damage. This isn't him teasing himself, it's a shit test

ButterfliesHurricane · 2022-02-12T20:58:00+00:00

Please tell me he did not describe himself as ‘charming’ 🤣

xfelugirlx · 2022-02-12T22:31:40+00:00

Men aren’t funny at all, their tipe of jokes are just straight racism or misogyny

Heather619 · 2022-02-13T01:41:38+00:00

Try telling a joke that's actually funny and see if you get a different reaction.

iaintgonnacallyou · 2022-02-13T03:59:26+00:00

And I bet all the comments under that post were calling her a “Karen” aka a Bitch.

bepbep747 · 2022-02-12T22:23:30+00:00

I'm confused who said what here. I would like it if someone sent me a silly picture of a cat.

spicybookmaster · 2022-02-13T16:37:43+00:00

I hate this sense of humor. What is it even classified as?

spinsterchachkies · 2022-02-13T19:07:11+00:00

So, he’s trying to go for the bumbling idiot that only has a kindergarten education look?

“Cat go meow har har har? Suck my dick now”

Hmmm. Why didn’t she like me Reddit? 🤔

bleda_princezna · 2022-02-13T11:01:51+00:00

I think I missed the part where his "light-hearted joke" was.

So, he has no sense of humour and is surprised that someone told him exactly that. And despite being told he still doesn't get it, it seems.

bioqueen53 · 2022-02-13T18:35:46+00:00

She should have just unmatched. Now that picture of her is on Reddit thanks to his inability to handle rejection.

Jaelismyhomegirl · 2022-02-13T14:58:01+00:00

Ugh… why do men think this is cute?

ddamaya · 2022-02-13T20:48:13+00:00

But hE JUsTT beINg cuTe BOy 🥺

VanessaViews · 2022-02-14T01:37:35+00:00

That cat is so cute

radfem_babe · 2022-02-14T02:14:11+00:00

Which speech bubble are you?

shoesfromparis135 · 2022-02-14T21:32:03+00:00

I’d be more impressive if he’d said it in a different language.

C’est un chat. Le chat parle français (somehow). Le chat dit « Le Mew. »

That being said, I’d still be like… Uhh… okay. Good for you?

Title	He’s really dumbfounded, guys. He really has no words.
Author	devwitch
Upvotes	117
Comments	43
Date	February 12, 2022 8:00 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/sqztw1/hes_really_dumbfounded_guys_he_really_has_no_words/
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