How are LVM always this delusional? 😂

Pasdepromesses · 2020-07-01T17:03:25+00:00

He’s proving Colleen’s point.

cupittycakes · 2020-07-01T17:12:00+00:00

Omg. The audacity. He thinks he is hotter than that beautiful queen

Shave your beard dude, let us really see what's up

2020-07-01T17:44:42+00:00

Laughing

My

Fucking

Ass

Off

PossibleCook · 2020-07-01T18:48:04+00:00

This is what happens when ugly guys get a chance

FurryBellyButt0n · 2020-07-01T18:18:53+00:00

If someone sends this to her, I hope she has the self-esteem to know that she should immediately dump is fugly ass.

He better start eating her makeup so at least his insides look pretty.

Myplummms · 2020-07-01T17:15:14+00:00

So he's proud to be with a girlfriend he sees as less attractive than himself? Why stay with her if you find yourself so much more attractive? Why stay with him if he thinks you're less attractive than he is?? What a thoroughly unpleasant and strange man this is

Fitncurly · 2020-07-01T19:06:27+00:00

😂 he’s not attractive

paperbagskirt · 2020-07-01T17:31:38+00:00

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

gursky0 · 2020-07-01T18:56:47+00:00

She looks like an insta model and he looks like...every other dude I see when I run errands.

I hope she sees this and dumps him.

Myplummms · 2020-07-01T22:08:32+00:00

You give an ugly guy a chance, and he starts acting like you're the ugly one. Pleaseeee.

DunRuther · 2020-07-01T17:07:05+00:00

Is that Colleen in the picture he posted? I can’t tell because her profile pic is so small/not head on

Either way, what he did was rude

OrchidLion · 2020-07-01T18:06:32+00:00

LMAO. THESE MALES ARE SO FUCKING STUPID

a_throwawayy_ · 2020-07-01T20:36:27+00:00

The most beautiful men are the same attractiveness level as the average woman/girl. Men are just ugly

Shaakie · 2020-07-01T18:47:52+00:00

Why are men that delusional?

I always see college guys saying that they are a 8-9 when they are 4s...

He thinks he is hot just cause he got a hotter girl than him. Welp, wait until he returns to reality.

favoritesound · 2020-07-01T20:01:23+00:00

Yikes. Looks like this guy needs to get his vision checked.

ForevaBubbles · 2020-07-01T20:50:29+00:00

Wow she's like 20 times better looking than him, I feel like that's low balling though. She should get a different boyfriend, such disrespect.

420snailmode · 2020-07-01T18:46:38+00:00

Lol no way. she’s cute n he looks like a shoe

lanaisg0d · 2020-07-01T17:48:12+00:00

He’s so lucky to have her as his girlfriend. I wouldn’t touch him with a ten foot pole.

Throoooowawayyyyy55 · 2020-07-01T18:41:06+00:00

The audacity 🤦‍♀️

2020-07-01T19:12:42+00:00

hahahahahah self owned 😜😂

MagnoliaMirage · 2020-07-01T20:46:31+00:00

What a shitty boyfriend.

Myplummms · 2020-07-01T22:07:37+00:00

Um what? He looks like someone I'd see outside of a gas station and she looks like she's ready to take grad photos. I can't anymore, for real.

ErikaNaumann · 2020-07-01T21:43:19+00:00

She looks like Miranda Kerr, he looks like an average dude with no bone structure.

ChocolateBiscuit96 · 2020-07-01T21:37:01+00:00

😬she has a point lmfao. I’m way hotter than my bf

Skittleschild02 · 2020-07-01T22:42:17+00:00

....If he wants to embarrass himself in front of everybody, have at it

2020-07-02T09:54:25+00:00

The only couple I’ve seen where the man looks better than the woman is with my brother and his wife. His wife is actually so objectively bad looking that people get surprised at how mismatched they are. But it doesn’t matter to him, he’s head over heels even a decade after they’ve met, and as long as he’s happy that is truly what matters. They have one girl and one boy and live a financially comfortable life. He loves being a family man.

Lavender_flow · 2020-07-01T19:58:57+00:00

Not with that nose you ain't dude.

GlamorKiss · 2020-07-01T21:40:20+00:00

Is he ok? She’s a bit prettier for sure or at best equal... He’s not particularly attractive he’s decent but she would have lots of men desiring her.

His arrogance and how delusional he is makes him look uglier too

penhasink · 2020-07-01T21:49:54+00:00

Honestly I think they’re just flirting around for clout

redbunnyinBondi · 2020-07-02T10:16:17+00:00

Your man should think you are the most beautiful woman ever. He should say it to you and everyone.

tellmesomething11 · 2020-07-02T04:30:56+00:00

He is not cute to me at all. Nope. The woman is beautiful though

PrettyPopping · 2020-07-01T20:07:38+00:00

They are both normal looking?

X_Act · 2020-07-01T21:03:45+00:00

What's worse is the 375 likes. How many of those are you willing to bet are men, with a couple of insecure women thrown into the mix?

mama9819b · 2020-07-01T22:18:33+00:00

This is because today's men have been feminized to this degree - LOL. Being "pretty" is something that would have gotten you slapped or bring about homophobia from men from older generations.

PaintedThread · 2020-07-01T23:14:36+00:00

May we all have the self esteem of a pedestrian looking man. They will sell themselves as a 10 with the same enthusiasm of a used car salesman trying to get rid of an old Buick.

YoutiaoLover · 2020-07-02T06:04:41+00:00

I wouldn't believe when a man gives an opinion about male attractiveness, unless he's a gay.

veruscka · 2020-07-02T20:58:05+00:00

I wouldn’t say he’s ugly but he’s definitely average looking. I wonder if she knows he posted this?

2020-07-03T01:49:31+00:00

My (soon to be ex) husband was better looking than me when we started dating. Now he looks like any overweight Indian IT dude. I'm still hot

PicklesNBacon · 2020-07-02T00:42:36+00:00

They are delusional because they are LVM

EntireTadpole · 2020-07-02T04:21:27+00:00

Look at how many likes and retweets she has compared to him

Tam2kids · 2020-07-01T23:19:23+00:00

They are actually both very attractive in their own way. But because he spoke up as if he was more attractive that drops his looks down a couple notches.

writerchic · 2020-07-01T19:08:50+00:00

I am wondering if he got that flipped around in his head. They're both good looking, and he is in no way the hotter of the two.

DrLeePhDMd · 2020-07-01T21:24:32+00:00

What an ass hat.

Title	How are LVM always this delusional? 😂
Author	CorruptSoulGem
Upvotes	494
Comments	55
Date	July 1, 2020 4:55 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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