“Men are simple creatures”

misscyansiren · 2022-03-05T14:07:06+00:00

"I'm a simple man" = don't ask me for anything, woman

Geocities_SEO_Expert · 2022-03-05T12:51:05+00:00

They say it so we will be too confused when the mind games start, or so we won't notice the way they expect women to jump through more hoops than a circus animal.

Commercial_Place9807 · 2022-03-05T17:05:48+00:00

They might would be simple if they even knew what they wanted.

The wild thing about men is they do bizarre shit all the time that makes no sense and regularly hurts them.

They’ll break up with the woman of their dreams and marry one they don’t even like. That might be “simply stupid” but it’s sure as hell not simple to understand.

I_was_there_for_you · 2022-03-05T15:13:10+00:00

Men are simple creatures- they want us to make their life as simple as possible. Just fuck them and feed them and take care of everything around the house with no question. Simple!!!

Biracial_tooth_fairy · 2022-03-05T17:07:54+00:00

Don't forget that they're hella logical too, which is why so many of them are passive-aggressive!

edwardianemerald · 2022-03-05T12:13:29+00:00

Men are simple creatures --- if you don't look like their pornsick fantasy, act like Becky who ghosted them in 6th grade, speak like their mother AND cook like their favorite fast-food restaurant then they will berate you and treat you like shit! Simple right?!?

The_Cat_Empress · 2022-03-05T13:47:06+00:00

As a Queen once said: “no human hasn’t had a complex thought unless they are a robot”

sassyheather · 2022-03-05T15:31:36+00:00

In my language the word for “simple” also means “dumb” and I think that’s beautiful

ItsFreezen · 2022-03-05T12:16:46+00:00

Scrotes are so simple they create war, porn and destroy the environment just to impress other males, it's disgusting!

saint-jezebel · 2022-03-05T15:33:47+00:00

Men: men are simple. Women: all you need is a pretty face and nice body. Men: it’s not simple.

melympia · 2022-03-05T12:38:14+00:00

Oh, but it's all true. As long as you meet all their expectations and demands - including, but not limited to catering to their every whim and giving them all the sex (or whatever abuse they call sex) they want just the way they want it, and never ever ever expect anything from them, then everything is fine. /s

Bbeautifulbitch · 2022-03-05T12:13:29+00:00

This one drives me crazy!!! I see it on dating profiles all the time: “I’m a simple man.” I never know quite how to take it.

munakhtyler · 2022-03-05T11:00:48+00:00

Men are simple. Simpletons unable to process emotions

Equal-Ear2312 · 2022-03-05T19:25:24+00:00

seems like evolution hasn't touched this one.

ferociouslycurious · 2022-03-06T00:44:43+00:00

Simple brained. At least the L/NVM are simple brained. To be a HVM he must demonstrate a more complex brain.

janeaustenfan99 · 2022-03-08T20:21:02+00:00

Nope, they are the weakest and most fragile emotionally speaking

Title	“Men are simple creatures”
Author	Africanaissues
Upvotes	533
Comments	36
Date	March 5, 2022 10:31 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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