Men: You get what you give

ErikaNaumann · 2020-03-09T21:00:45+00:00

Pear shaped men with manboobs:

"YoUr bOobS aRe Too SmAlL"

Yes sir, compared to yours, they are.

lisasimpsonfan · 2020-03-09T23:32:43+00:00

It was like this man baby crying on a post because no pretty girls will go out with him because he wasn't rich or handsome..blah blah blah.. I asked him how many average girls he asked out and he said none. I replied that he didn't deserve any dates since he was "too good" for average women.

GypsyStar79 · 2020-03-09T22:44:14+00:00

This is so true, a guy once told me a pooch isnt sexy. I said take off your hat and look in the mirror and see If its sexy. Having 2 strands holding on to faith. The nerve😄.

modernmedusaa · 2020-03-09T20:40:32+00:00

Lol I saw a fat dude on MaleDatingStrategy say he wasn't attracted to girls at his level ?!!

..................................this is precisely their problem. Forever jumping out of their lanes trying to use you for ego points & getting slammed down

Does he even stop to consider whether he should put effort into himself or realise he's not all that himself? :S

babybellenotcheese · 2020-03-10T01:45:04+00:00

My ex was physically disgusting. I’m not trying to body shame, but this gutter goblin of a man had the audacity to violently shame 95% of the women on this planet for being anything and everything he didn’t like. Ugly, fat, hairy, not dressing sexy enough, being too sexy and not available, flat butt, fake boobs, real boobs but too small, you get the picture (and the list goes on).

Let me paint you a picture of the God he apparently thought he was. 5ft 7inchs tall. Super overweight, flabby gut, saggy butt, horrible cankles, chipped and uneven teeth, constant skin rashes (eczema) one dead eye (yes, he literally had a dead eye that acted like a lazy eye), and balding beyond repair (which he didn’t recognize).

This fucker shamed every fucking woman he saw. On TV, in the streets, anywhere and everywhere he brought up “she’s so fat,” “she needs plastic surgery,” blah blah blah. HOW DOES SOMEONE SO UGLY SHAME OTHERS WHO ARE 50 SHADES OF MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN THEM?!

Coping mechanism, perhaps?

jetpatch · 2020-03-09T19:45:17+00:00

In swear men get a male version of PCOS when they eat crap but no doctors care because no one is pushing those guys to breed.

CuriousCatNYC777 · 2020-03-09T23:55:24+00:00

This WHOLE thread is GOLD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

quasarbar · 2020-03-10T04:04:11+00:00

I'm in a Facebook group about "law of attraction" stuff (TBH I barely pay it any attention but joined out of curiosity) and a man posted recently asking how to manifest a woman who isn't fat even though he is himself fat. Dude, try manifesting less hypocrisy first. It'll make you more attractive!

This-Register · 2020-03-09T19:38:11+00:00

ohh shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

circescircus · 2020-03-10T00:41:11+00:00

Lmao

So many men are built like melted mozzarella cheese, and they have the audacity to be critical of women's bodies.

RBV119401 · 2020-03-09T22:28:40+00:00

Childbearing hips 😂😂😂

FodderFigureIllushun · 2020-03-09T21:45:36+00:00

Your mboobs say differently.

byeclown · 2020-03-09T21:54:27+00:00

YUP. I dated a guy who was a giant manbaby. Began emotional eating and crying that I didn't want to fuck his pornsick, premature balding ass. Buddy got hourglass hips, complete with CELLULITE. On a man who is 6 foot 2. Revolting.

jewdy09 · 2020-03-09T18:11:09+00:00

I dated a man like this for a minute. His thighs and butt felt so large and feminine. It was a total turn off. I have thick, feminine legs with lots of muscles. Most men have smaller legs than I do and I’m glad because that guy’s huge curvy body felt so feminine it was gross.I tolerated the big girl body but I ended it when his horror show of a financial situation was revealed.

ana-moss-city · 2020-03-09T21:56:13+00:00

Bhahaha voluptuous hips!! I think called a barr body (medically)

fuckCharDMacDennis2 · 2020-03-09T19:12:27+00:00

I laughed so hard.

ShieldMaidenLagertha · 2020-03-10T00:15:21+00:00

🤣🤣🤣

thedarkertheberry · 2020-03-10T12:18:43+00:00

The worst is when they're ugly and fat as fxck but broke as well ugh

Datonecatladyukno · 2020-03-10T00:44:57+00:00

That is the worst look on a man, childbearing hips 🤢

grand_tiremaster · 2020-03-14T11:24:42+00:00

My guy is big— 6ft, large frame, wide shoulders, huge biceps, etc etc. He is 275 lbs. not fat at all. I am 5’7”-5’8”, very small frame, slim, 140 lbs. I have always preferred men with meat on their bones.. big guys. Not fat/obese, big like John Cena with a little more body fat percentage. I don’t know anything about men with feminine hips.. but skinny on skinny isn’t comfortable or fun in the bedroom. My exes were skinny and damn, resting my head on their chest was like resting my head on hardwood flooring.

A big guy can absolutely get a dainty little lady.

Demon_of_lust_ · 2020-05-05T00:52:12+00:00

My bf has feminine hips, he’s still handsome

Title	Men: You get what you give
Author	sweatydeath
Upvotes	2638
Comments	101
Date	March 9, 2020 5:58 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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