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[–]kinnnionFDS Disciple320 points321 points322 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
This has to be a troll but we can never forget that men always have the audacity
[–]snaxattax12FDS Newbie30 points31 points32 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He probably cheated on his ex gf.
[–]7_0f_9FDS Disciple55 points56 points57 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was thinking the same lmao
[–]JoyJonesIIIFDS Newbie199 points200 points201 points 6 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
And what's he offering in return? Obviously not good looks...
[–]EstelwaterbottlesAt-Risk Pick Me Youth136 points137 points138 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
A fedora
[–]JoyJonesIIIFDS Newbie119 points120 points121 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
To hide his baldness, no doubt.
[–]Rachel-LionessFDS Newbie15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
tips fedora. M' Lady. Gross lol. 😂🤮
[–]EstelwaterbottlesAt-Risk Pick Me Youth1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤣🤣🤣
[–]thatsmyname12FDS Newbie16 points17 points18 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤣
[–]hilariouslystatedFDS Newbie12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Probably some bad dick.
[–]jmaydizzleFDS Apprentice14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Some gross neck beard itchiness to pass onto you
[–]AyemHerselfFDS Disciple234 points235 points236 points 6 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link
Meanwhile, a woman needs to be supermodel hot in order to expect her partner to have a job and a penis that isn't curved.
[–]7_0f_9FDS Disciple100 points101 points102 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
LMAO I will laugh about curved dick until the day i die 🤡🌎
[–]gothoneybonesFDS Newbie22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Honestly my problem isn't curved dick, I don't give a fuck about it. What I can't fucking stand is when its owner is so insecure about it that he won't shut up about it and fish for validation over it.
[–]7_0f_9FDS Disciple2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol I've never experienced that. My past partners were mainly insecure about their own body hair. Really bizarre lol like dudes we are all human primates. I mean i guess some guys are pretty hairy to the point of it being disgusting, but these were just averagely hairy dudes from what i could tell.
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[–]Firefly10886FDS Disciple27 points28 points29 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Yep, I’ve had 2 experiences with curved dick. Not that pleasant.
[–]7_0f_9FDS Disciple18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I haven't had a bad experience with curved dick (at least not based on it being curved), just the dudes they were attached to really sucked 😂 but they aren't exactly visually appealing to most i would assume lol
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I think i read/ heard somewhere that it was due to masturbating with the same hand over time. Some men have told me that they switched hands regularly because is this 😂🤡
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[–]AyemHerselfFDS Disciple38 points39 points40 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah, curved dicks can be a good thing in certain positions. My comment was referencing a different choosing beggars post where people were dragging a woman for her preferences.
[–]Fatt3stAveng3rFDS Apprentice7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same! It hits the g-spot a little better for me, I think.
[–]siddmarthaFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol yep! I don't mind a curved one.
[–]ivy176FDS Disciple5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And pay for a date
[–]hilariouslystatedFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I remember that one! 😂😂😂😂
[–][deleted] 157 points158 points159 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I swear these average dudes have egos the size of the fucking moon. It's insane. They really think they're worth their weight in gold when all they offer is a dad bod and a dick that smells like cheese.
[–][deleted] 64 points65 points66 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I feel like porn busted these uglies' brains and gave them the warped delusion 1000s of hotties will be dying to get into their smelly, cumstained pants.
[–]mephitmpHFDS Newbie19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Girl... don’t insult cheese like that. Cheese is my spirit food
[–]dilligent_squatterFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Help I’m dying🤣🤣
[–][deleted] 17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL
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[–]7_0f_9FDS Disciple27 points28 points29 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So true
[–]ThinkTofuFDS Newbie44 points45 points46 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is fake. The formatting is off.
[–]mydeepestinnerworksFDS Disciple42 points43 points44 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤮
[–]Sage_PlanterFDS Disciple29 points30 points31 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow... What a dream boat...
[–][deleted] 31 points32 points33 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Probably posted by an ex gf 😂
[–]7_0f_9FDS Disciple11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Imagine 🤣🤣🤣
[–]EntireTadpoleFDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes, I thought this immediately. I definitely get the feeling she is a red-head.
Good for her!
[–]--wellDAM--FDS Apprentice29 points30 points31 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Porn has made him think he can order a woman online.
[–]purasangriaRuthless Strategist21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
TL;DR: Potato head man seeks toned blonde or brunette to be his sex slave. He looks like a truck, but won't settle.
The entitlement!!
[–]ivy176FDS Disciple12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Is he saying no red hair?? No black hair? How brunette can it be? What about strawberry blonde? Lol
[–]purasangriaRuthless Strategist9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hmmmm, note the hat. Wants woman with certain shade of hair, perhaps to make up for the fact that he has none? #hatfishing 😆
[–]Brisket_QueenFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looks like a truck 🤣😂 I'm dying
[–]Nearby-ArmadilloFDS Newbie21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
[–]randomgirlimokFDS Newbie20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A full time job AND cook/clean?! Delusional
[–]TiffStyles2221FDS Newbie29 points30 points31 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 There is NO WAY this guy goes to the gym even once a week or makes over $70k... or even bathes properly every day. Wtf!!!
[–]MsgFromSnailFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Did he like stumble into the accessories section of some store, put on the hat and sunglasses and was like "damn i look great" and take a selfie or something??
[–]EntireTadpoleFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL!!!!!
[–]itsallsoconfusingFDS Newbie15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Jonathan is going to be so so single forever!
[–]Skittleschild02FDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am thankful that I don’t fit the criteria for these dudes in dating apps. Not missing anything.
[–]BovvsetteFDS Disciple9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is this a parody? Surely no one is that daft to demand qualities from others that they couldn't pull off themselves. Just imagine all the supermodels who got their shit together, lining up for an unsatisfying cheesy dick. Who could resist such offer? 😂
[–]myousernameFDS Disciple3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He wants her to go to gym and have 70k/year salary, but she must be available for him at all times?
Also, "devote as much of her time to him as possible" 🤮
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There is an inverse correlation between the length of demands and the appearance of the man. The longer the list, the schlubbier the dude.
[–]iamjillpinkman9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is copypasta lol, he's probably joking. BUT you can't be too careful these day lol...
[–]responsiblenaturesPickmeisha™️9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Eh. Good luck.
[–]RaebrainedFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Grumbles in 5'1 🙄🙄🙄
[–]Rachel-LionessFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow. What an ass. I'm 5'0 so I guess I don't qualify. Too bad lol. 🙄 Obviously I'm being sarcastic here lmao.
[–]vp2407FDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I still can't tell if this is a joke or if men just be like that. The delusion
[–]cannedboelynFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Definitely a troll most likely who is trying to troll this sub
[–]cactus_blossmFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yuck
[–]ashleecakesFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is he being ironic?
[–]505ithyFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LMFAOOOOO
Meanwhile he's a 4 on a good day? This made me vomit a little
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He wants a woman who likes to “clean”, but he’s too lazy to shave.
[–]hotvenom6Pickmeisha™️2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
eeeewww
[–]balladwildsFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
AND HES SO UGLY LMAOOOO
[–]BlondejobsFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao bud when are you gonna realize you have nothing to offer a woman if she has any of those things, or none of them at all.
[–]bitch_not_itFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“I NEVER GET ANY FUKIN MATCHES THESE STUPID SHALLOW GOLD DIGGING BITCHES IM THE PERFECT CHUBBY GENTLEMAN MY PENIS IS PETITE. AWALT AWALT AWALT” he smashes onto his keyboard on the various incel forums he regular visits, when he’s not figuring out ways to find “legal” jailbait porn
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[–]YggieFDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If all women had standards like this, no one would be dating anyone.
[–]Yianna_FFDS Disciple5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
R u 👽???
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Edit 1: me = offended by 👽's lack of reply
Edit 2: 👽 has been "busy" having a tantrum about FDS on r/SocialJusticeInAction
https://www.reddit.com/r/SocialJusticeInAction/comments/f5mxlw/rfemaledatingstrategy_banking_on_on_men_again_for/
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