This HAS to be a bit, right??

supremelyparanoid · 2020-09-17T21:49:06+00:00

And he used the word ‘hawt’ 🤮🤮

LevelTurbulent · 2020-09-17T21:56:57+00:00

What a disgusting shitbag. Thrusting his penis into a family conversation and then acting like he's baffled by it being unwelcome.

superheroxnerd · 2020-09-17T22:10:11+00:00

Wtf. Coming out can be really vulnerable for people and this douche 1) trivializes the moment and 2) objectifies the sister IN FRONT OF HIS GF? Also “ohhh me likey” is not quick wit or a sense of humor. It’s lazy and creepy.

hexchromosome · 2020-09-17T22:20:43+00:00

One of the reasons it took me a long time to accept my sexuality, is because of shit like this. I don't want sexual attention from men EVER, but the fact that I'm attracted to women makes them act more sexually around me.

Please just give me a female only society so I can exist in peace

asoulwhoseintentions · 2020-09-17T23:02:39+00:00

I have a really quick wit and sense of humor

ooooooh me likeyy

............. Does he actually think this was a witty or funny response? The audacity and narcissism of scrotes is truly without bounds

OrchidLion · 2020-09-17T23:11:05+00:00

"I have a really quick wit" Do you? Or do you have the same boring tired old porn induced wit the rest of them have.

Mysterious_Midnight7 · 2020-09-17T23:01:10+00:00

What a disgusting pervert. Can you imagine thinking this degeneracy is in any way funny or appropriate? Thanks for letting your gf know you've been jerking off to her sister and will now be adding pornified lesbian scenarios to your repertoire. Sick fuck.

2020-09-17T23:42:24+00:00

Some men really grow up thinking they are the center of the universe. Everyone exists for their pleasure. Their opinion is always 100% necessary. Every sound that comes out of their body makes the world a better place.

Shit like this + all the men who continue to hit on women after they turn them down. It never occurs to them that someone might actually not have interest in them. They think that if the woman is saying no she is challenging him, not trying to get away from him entirely forever.

Main character syndrome essentially.

RabidWench · 2020-09-18T00:08:15+00:00

honestly because her sister is hawt and I think it's awesome she's going to date other chicks

1) No one wants your honesty in this situation, but thanks for helping your girlfriend know what a shitbag you are.

2) Did you, a grown man, actually use the word 'hawt' when referring to your girlfriend's sister?

3) No one has any fucks left to give about your opinion of her dating other "chicks" because both of those women should be excising you from their lives.

dollymyfolly · 2020-09-17T22:48:21+00:00

Ugh. I remember I once told a guy how I was sexually assaulted by a woman and his reaction was “wow that’s hot.”

Pornsick idiots.

eveninghope · 2020-09-17T22:33:03+00:00

Oh that's right, women aren't funny.

Ms_Tilly · 2020-09-17T22:20:29+00:00

He has a really quick wit😂 Nah, he blurted that immature shit out with ZERO control or thought.

2020-09-17T23:37:20+00:00

I hate these kind of guys 🙃

Edit: also how the hell is that quick wit and humor. That's your porn brain.

rating-throwaway88 · 2020-09-17T21:52:28+00:00

Kinda colder? That poor girl and her sister are PISSED.

TERVENCORRUPTOR9000 · 2020-09-17T23:56:43+00:00

Porn brain 0.5 IQ joke = a great sense of humour, you can't make this shit up 😂

Blackrose_ · 2020-09-18T04:08:45+00:00

So you are trying to have a really delicate conversation with your family about how after many years of self doubt, anxiety and messages around what is essentially a slow or fast personal revelation or an acceptance that you are a lesbian to be meet with a male going "Ooooh Likey."

Reducing this to some sort of hyper-sexualized entertainment borderline mansplaning comment, displaying no empathy at all and demonstrating why she was so reticent talking about these personal things in the first place.

So you are now wondering why you have not got a gold star in the boyfriend department. You dickhead.

TheTower_14 · 2020-09-18T00:06:30+00:00

How do people become this stupid? Are they born like that? Is it Maybelline?

Ugly_Swan · 2020-09-18T03:03:02+00:00

" I HAVE A REALLY QUICK WIT " LOLLL boy this sent me

lickyblickyuhh · 2020-09-18T03:05:56+00:00

Is he 12 🤡

2020-09-18T05:37:04+00:00

This is literally why I am single. I just could never have sex with or be around someone like this, and there are so many men like this.

denise373737 · 2020-09-18T03:16:16+00:00

Ha "I have a really quick wit" Ha

2020-09-18T08:00:27+00:00

How do you continue to sleep with someone that said “ooooh me likey” and uses hawt unironically

theingenuelover · 2020-09-18T01:26:12+00:00

T-this is a joke....right? Is this just some kind of troll post? Please be a troll...

getrippeddiemirin · 2020-09-18T11:49:57+00:00

“I have a really quick wit and sense of humour”

PRESS X TO DOUBT

chatrebelle · 2020-09-18T01:58:45+00:00

I just threw up a little bit

Pahapan · 2020-09-18T06:45:48+00:00

He thinks he's witty. May we all gain the confidence and ego of a LVM scrote. Amen. 🙏

daisy_0720 · 2020-09-18T08:11:29+00:00

Just shows how porn sickness is bleeding into their everyday lives and destroying their most basic social skills.

I can't wait until he makes a 'witty' comment in the office and gets fired for it.

anotherdamnloser · 2020-09-18T09:10:55+00:00

Men and their childlike fascination with lesbians are so damn immature and so overdone. Grow up.

2020-09-18T06:55:53+00:00

'I have a quick wit and sense of humor'. No you're just a misogynist who objectifies women.

Novemberinthechair · 2020-09-18T09:43:15+00:00

Omg, such a boring, generic asshole. "Quick wit?" I don't think so, Tom. You're every horny, pornsick asshole on the internet. She should have kicked you in the balls for turning her serious moment into wank fodder, you dim-witted, scrub.

eloiselmao · 2020-09-18T10:22:51+00:00

I have a quick wit and sense of humour aka I’ll just say the first thing that comes out of my mouth. ‘Me likely’ wow the stand up comedians need to watch out for the intelligent wit on this one

thewetdog_ · 2020-09-18T15:34:49+00:00

What killed me is him saying he has “a ReAlLy qUiCk WiT” then turning up with that idiotic comment

baaaaahahahahaha

They’re all garbage honestly

Also: “Hawt” this guy is a full neckbeard

bitchjustsniffthiss · 2020-09-18T14:57:42+00:00

"I have a really quick wit and sense of humor" ...oh really?

Title	This HAS to be a bit, right??
Author	Snoo71021
Upvotes	369
Comments	65
Date	September 17, 2020 9:40 PM UTC (5 years ago)
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