Y’all be safe

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imcuteforanuglygirl · 2021-01-27T10:42:04+00:00

Sent this to my best friend who just went back to the broke man who also cheated on her and got another woman pregnant. Don’t know how to help her anymore at this point

sassenachpants · 2021-01-27T11:15:53+00:00

Not me. I’m sleeping sideways in a king sized bed!

Aloe_You_Vera_Much · 2021-01-27T16:39:19+00:00

It’s me. I’m sleeping next to this broke ass.

Three more weeks until my lease is up and I get to be free! I get to move into a part of the city I’ve always wanted to live in, have a bedroom to myself for the first time in my adult life, and just be me.

acrosstheoceanin1984 · 2021-01-27T07:30:52+00:00

Hilarious. Me neither. I'll be sleeping alone in my bed tonight, having had a really productive day 👑

Twolipz_78 · 2021-01-27T07:42:16+00:00

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myeggsarebig · 2021-01-27T12:28:31+00:00

There’s a woman out there dating my ex as well ... hahaha

CupcakeBrigade88 · 2021-01-27T08:41:33+00:00

It's me. My husband. He came home in a mopey mood, complaining that he has no money and he has no idea where it goes...umm, it's the over the top car you chose that you couldn't comfortably afford, it's all the extras you're adding to it, it's your share of the house and pet insurance, it's all the things that come with being an adult and having bills to pay.

Me on the other hand, I have a comfortable amount of savings even though we split everything. I don't spend beyond my means.

I still live as if I'm getting paid like I was in my last job, which is 20k less than what I'm getting now.

AND, I have my own bank accounts. We don't share a single one.

Thank fuck for that!

Reporter_Complex · 2021-01-27T11:54:42+00:00

I mean, I have a broke girl next to me every night. She doesn't even feed herself, bath herself, clean her own butt. Never brushes her damn teeth, I swear its rotten in the mornings. She gets all stinky then curls up next to me like "love me!". Never helps clean. On the off chance I leave food unattended shell sneak it right if my damn plate!

Never pays rent/bills, some times i wonder why I put myself through this hell...

Then I look at her big brown eyes, and her floppy ears, and she looks at me like im her whole world - guys, my dog sleeps with me 😂

sacchilax · 2021-01-27T06:53:01+00:00

LOL. I love this.

clairemaffeis · 2021-01-27T09:17:01+00:00

This made me cackle. 🤣

myeggsarebig · 2021-01-27T14:26:40+00:00

🎶ya better call Tyrone...call ‘em🎶

guacamole1987 · 2021-01-27T15:14:40+00:00

Ugh, this was me 6 years ago ....but it’s fine, his wife sleeps next to him now 🤣

2021-01-28T01:20:20+00:00

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Title	Y’all be safe
Author	MarbleWorld
Upvotes	2129
Comments	77
Date	January 27, 2021 6:22 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/l5y527/yall_be_safe/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/yall-be-safe.1193221 https://theredarchive.com/post/1193221

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