Yikes

throwmefaraway85 · 2021-02-15T02:45:17+00:00

Okay I won't 🙂 🤷🏼‍♀️

OrangeyPanda · 2021-02-15T05:38:54+00:00

Men: if you can't handle that, don't date men

Women: ok I won't

Men: >:(

Espionagess · 2021-02-15T05:31:49+00:00

Women want to be cherished, provided for and protected. Got a problem? Don't date women.

Jiou112 · 2021-02-15T04:29:01+00:00

Until she doesn't date you because of it like you suggested. Then it's "Be more open minded. She's a prude, etc." How about if you don't want a woman who wants to be respected and not with a porn sick loser... don't date a woman. And maybe take a long walk off a short pier while you're at it.

coldfoot23 · 2021-02-15T02:43:14+00:00

That’s the plan ✌🏾

softensonic · 2021-02-15T05:42:42+00:00

They make this comment like we're missing out on something lmao.

millennialpink2000 · 2021-02-15T05:44:14+00:00

As someone who's exclusively dated NVM/LVM I can say that all, except one (with hindsight, very pornsick) guy weren't into porn. They seriously didn't watch it, had no interest. So if those losers could refrain, so can other guys.

Bet he's a "not all men" evangelist too

Nat_at_all · 2021-02-15T07:54:12+00:00

Why do they act like we are morally obligated to sleep with/date a man?

Forwardgash · 2021-02-15T02:48:30+00:00

Imagine defending your make-believe that you do with your dick over everything else that could bring meaning to your sad little life.

_differentmentality_ · 2021-02-15T03:00:25+00:00

I guess I won’t

Erinelda · 2021-02-15T04:29:34+00:00

Done!.. but not just for the porn thing, my list of reasons is much longer lol.

Objective_Ad7771 · 2021-02-15T07:21:14+00:00

Huh wonder why guys become incels. It's forever a mystery.

Street_Narwhal_3361 · 2021-02-15T04:41:04+00:00

I mean, done. Sweet advice, jag.

wedonthavetobeishtar · 2021-02-15T04:49:12+00:00

GlassesForSale · 2021-02-15T10:05:05+00:00

"Here's the deal. This very harmful thing which is dangerous for me, for the people involved and for the people around me exists and I will continue to indulge in it because the will of my dick and hormones is stronger than my moral compass, code of ethics and intellect."

crapcakes0987 · 2021-02-15T07:31:49+00:00

I wish i wasn’t straight

EarthKveik · 2021-02-15T10:37:42+00:00

Here's the deal... HVM exist. And women are going to look for them. If you can't handle that, don't date women.

---flubber--- · 2021-02-15T02:26:24+00:00

Ugh. Someone please tell me this is not true because I convince myself of this at least once a week.

Bovvsette · 2021-02-15T08:37:16+00:00

But when a woman follows this solid advice and doesn't chase a prized pornsick princess, that he sees himself as, suddenly he changes his tune into ”How dare you, you're a closed minded prude! You MUST pay attention to me and break your back trying to impress me! Where are you going?” and spends all of his porn-free time harassing women. And to his surprise women don't mind being alone and more and more actually prefer it, so his ultimatum of ”either men with porn or no men at all” just backfires, because in reality no one gives a shit about pornsick guys, and women's lives without them turn out better.

spinsterchachkies · 2021-02-15T06:07:06+00:00

Not missing much

Maingurl · 2021-02-15T05:02:38+00:00

Sounds good with me lol!

karaokekiller · 2021-02-15T07:47:04+00:00

They make a good argument

GlassesForSale · 2021-02-15T10:07:51+00:00

"Here's the deal... This very harmful thing exists which is harmful gor me, for the people involved in it and for the people around me exists. And I will continue to indulge in it because the will of my dick is stronger than my moral compass, code of ethics and intellect. "

soundslikeautumn · 2021-02-15T08:58:53+00:00

I have a feeling this scrote is going to be jacking it all alone for the rest of his micro penis life.

19Bubbles98 · 2021-02-15T09:59:29+00:00

Men will watch it and then go around saying they don't, preaching about how they don't agree with it so good advice i won't date men!

Nat_at_all · 2021-02-15T08:20:16+00:00

Okay got it! Message received, I won't.

aquietsword · 2021-02-15T08:31:44+00:00

Best advice ❤

ItsFreezen · 2021-02-15T13:15:58+00:00

Same guy says "Why can't I find a girlfriend?"

howdoilogoutt · 2021-02-15T17:22:56+00:00

Hate statements like that, not every guy watches porn, porn addicts convince themselves it's normal for allll men to consume that shit. And if you tell them your partner doesn't they always say, wEll He'S lYiNg Toooo YoU

2021-02-15T08:35:05+00:00

So does Lorena Bobbit but you don’t see every woman trying to.... nvm

lollykpops · 2021-02-15T13:16:13+00:00

Hey dude don’t threaten me with a good time

boredbitch2020 · 2021-02-15T15:13:30+00:00

Yeah that's where I'm at. Lmao They're losing more to the saphics every day

2021-02-16T03:29:13+00:00

Woman: takes his advice and doesn't date men

Men: WHY DONT I GET FEMALE ATTENTION? THIS IS LITERALLY OPPRESSION REEEEEE

Leavix · 2021-02-15T17:50:04+00:00

Sounds like he chose porn over women. Great! More should follow his lead.

Papaverinum · 2021-02-15T19:36:34+00:00

Why can't they masturbate WITHOUT looking at porn? It's not impossible, women do it, lol.

SoftFortune64 · 2021-02-16T00:18:48+00:00

Better to be single than in a relationship and alone.

Interesting_Day1188 · 2021-02-15T18:34:36+00:00

And to that I say, OK, go jerk your dick off to porn. Jerk it raw, and to the point that it no longer has sensation.

miss_peach94 · 2021-02-15T19:28:18+00:00

They'd rather on screen vagina than a real woman. That says it all

IAteTheDragon · 2021-02-15T16:53:40+00:00

Yeah, I'm cool with that 💃🏼

Anonsubordinate · 2021-02-15T22:04:18+00:00

Deal.

lickyblickyuhh · 2021-02-16T00:41:22+00:00

Okie dokie

Title	Yikes
Author	zorua
Upvotes	332
Comments	60
Date	February 15, 2021 12:38 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/lk1iu1/yikes/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/yikes.752813 https://theredarchive.com/post/752813

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